Saturday, 31 October 2009

..................So Sick Of Packing.............................................

...........................Moving sux.

That is all.

Oh -------- red wine rocks.

Shalom

Damien.
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Friday, 30 October 2009

...........Just Coz...................... Man Candy To Tie You Over ................

...................cheers all.

Shalom

Damien






















Photography by John Gress
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................................Sporadic Blogging................................

...................Shabbat Shalom All.

As you all know I am moving to Oz on the 9th of November.

Blogging will be sporadic for a few weeks whilst I move and then get settled.

Thankfully, my Mum has found us a great apartment in a gorgeous complex in a great location in Brisbane - Yay for the Mummy :)

Until then, I appreciate your patience and your loyalty as always.

Shalom

Damien
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Sunday, 25 October 2009

..........Meme Time.......... I GOT TAGGED !!! ...................

...........by Kevin over at The Lisp - with THIS meme - damn his ass !! (Too late........)


Dinner And A Movie Star Meme

1. Pick a single person, past or present, in the film industry who you'd like to have dinner with, and tell us why you chose this person.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - because someone who says yes to play gay in a Travolta movie HAS to have a sense of humour :)




Plus, he gave a SHITLOAD of money to education and ill children - and it is well known there is QUITE the IQ in that gorgeously buzzed head of his!


2. Set the table for your dinner. What would you eat? Would it be in a home or at a restaurant? And what would you wear? Feel free to elaborate on the details.




It would be my place, and it would be casual.

It would be on a low set table on cushions, keeping the casual theme going and the entire room would be lit by candles. I *love* eating by candlelight.

He would be wearing some light-weight fabric pants and a comfortable shirt as would I. We would both be commando.


I would have some simple cheese and cured meats to start with - definitely some King Island Bree. We would chat about his day - because who really asks him about anything OTHER than the tatt and the bod (I'm thoughtful that way).





Then we would have roast beef with my world famous cheesy garlic potato mash - made with GOOD parmesan (...said a-la-Ina-Garten).

Roasted spring vegetables and a nice, smooth Australian shiraz would round it out.
We would then chat over the rest of the shiraz as dinner settled, then a little while later it would be a chocolate tartlet with some King Island Cream.

We would then retire to a HUGE pile of cushions and pillows to lounge, leer and chat.


I don't do naughty stuff on the first date - but there would be tongue action let me tell you.





3. List five thoughtful questions you would ask this person during dinner.

(1) Why can't there be openly gay wrestlers so that there can be some social challenge to the red necks who patronise wrestling??

(2) What is Vin Diesel like as a bottom (I am certain Travolta told you)?

(3) Why does Hollywood force people into the closet?


(4) What exactly is criminology and how is it applied exactly? (He has a criminology / physiology degree)


(5) What would you like for breakfast?





4. When all is said and done, select bloggers to pass this Meme along to.

Scott at Bill In Exile - 'coz he will roll his eyes when he gets this :) ...
WM -
Maybe it's just me ...
Mutt over at
Mutton Chopped Mutant ...
The
Java Junkie ....
Ben at
Ben In Leather Land ....

Shalom


Damien

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..........Just Coz........................Men In Heels.....................



.......................don't know why........













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Saturday, 24 October 2009

...............................Because This Never Gets Old............

....................and he is damn funny - and talented...... I heart ballet.








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Friday, 23 October 2009

............................When Insults Had Class............................

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words:


The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:

She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea."

He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."


A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."

"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr


"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain


"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde


"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb


"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson


"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating


"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain


"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde


"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

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..............Bringing The Funny...........................Just Coz...........

......click on these for the full dose of shits and giggles........ :)