..................So Sick Of Packing.............................................

...........................Moving sux.

That is all.

Oh -------- red wine rocks.

Shalom

Damien.
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...........Just Coz...................... Man Candy To Tie You Over ................

...................cheers all.

Shalom

Damien






















Photography by John Gress
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................................Sporadic Blogging................................

...................Shabbat Shalom All.

As you all know I am moving to Oz on the 9th of November.

Blogging will be sporadic for a few weeks whilst I move and then get settled.

Thankfully, my Mum has found us a great apartment in a gorgeous complex in a great location in Brisbane - Yay for the Mummy :)

Until then, I appreciate your patience and your loyalty as always.

Shalom

Damien
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.............Carlos Acosta............. Cuban Ballet Superstar.........

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.....Just Coz......................... Fave TV Themes.....................

................... *sigh* those were the days :)

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..........Meme Time.......... I GOT TAGGED !!! ...................

...........by Kevin over at The Lisp - with THIS meme - damn his ass !! (Too late........)

Dinner And A Movie Star Meme

1. Pick a single person, past or present, in the film industry who you'd like to have dinner with, and tell us why you chose this person.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - because someone who says yes to play gay in a Travolta movie HAS to have a sense of humour :)




Plus, he gave a SHITLOAD of money to education and ill children - and it is well known there is QUITE the IQ in that gorgeously buzzed head of his!


2. Set the table for your dinner. What would you eat? Would it be in a home or at a restaurant? And what would you wear? Feel free to elaborate on the details.




It would be my place, and it would be casual.

It would be on a low set table on cushions, keeping the casual theme going and the entire room would be lit by candles. I *love* eating by candlelight.

He would be wearing some light-weight fabric pants and a comfortable shirt as would I. We would both be commando.

I would have some simple cheese and cured meats to start with - definitely some King Island Bree. We would chat about his day - because who really asks him about anything OTHER than the tatt and the bod (I'm thoughtful that way).




Then we would have roast beef with my world famous cheesy garlic potato mash - made with GOOD parmesan (...said a-la-Ina-Garten).

Roasted spring vegetables and a nice, smooth Australian shiraz would round it out. We would then chat over the rest of the shiraz as dinner settled, then a little while later it would be a chocolate tartlet with some King Island Cream.

We would then retire to a HUGE pile of cushions and pillows to lounge, leer and chat.

I don't do naughty stuff on the first date - but there would be tongue action let me tell you.




3. List five thoughtful questions you would ask this person during dinner.

(1) Why can't there be openly gay wrestlers so that there can be some social challenge to the red necks who patronise wrestling??

(2) What is Vin Diesel like as a bottom (I am certain Travolta told you)?

(3) Why does Hollywood force people into the closet?

(4) What exactly is criminology and how is it applied exactly? (He has a criminology / physiology degree)

(5) What would you like for breakfast?




4. When all is said and done, select bloggers to pass this Meme along to.

Scott at Bill In Exile - 'coz he will roll his eyes when he gets this :) ...
WM - Maybe it's just me ...
Mutt over at Mutton Chopped Mutant ...
The Java Junkie ....
Ben at Ben In Leather Land ....

Shalom

Damien

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..........Just Coz........................Men In Heels.....................

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...............................Because This Never Gets Old............

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............................When Insults Had Class............................

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words:

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:

She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea."

He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."

"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

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..............Bringing The Funny...........................Just Coz...........

......click on these for the full dose of shits and giggles........ :)

.......... I Knew I Loved Alec Baldwin And His Craziness For A Reason...............

Alec Baldwin thinks he would "kill" Renee Zellweger if he had sex with her - because she is so slim.

The 51-year-old actor has criticised Hollywood actress for their slight physiques, saying he would never be able to shoot romantic scenes with most of them as he would do them serious damage.

He joked: "Women today are so skinny. If I did a love scene with them, I would crush them. If I did a love scene with Renee, I would kill her!"

The film star also criticised the gulf between men and women's pay in the acting industry.

He thinks many male stars are paid far too much, citing Tom Cruise - who has earned around $US33 million ($35.5 million) over the last 12 months - as a particular example.

Speaking at Elle magazine's annual Women in Hollywood dinner and awards show, website E! Online quotes Alec as saying: "I believe we can balance the scales if Tom Cruise would lower his quote by a mere $US29 million ($31 million). I realise this may be a bit unfair since he's not here to defend himself and I really don't want to put this all on one man, but if I had to, that man would be Tom Cruise... I assure you my salary would not make a difference."

.....WTF...Oy Vey.......... There Is No Lifeguard On Duty At The Gene Pool...........

How do these people survive?

ONE

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)

TWO

I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I! Should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car... Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'

............MEGAPOST ..................................... RUGBY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...........................

Rugby union is a full contact team sport, originating in the early 19th century.^[2] One of the codes of rugby football, it is based on running with the ball in hand. It is played with an oval-shaped ball, outdoors on a level field, usually with a grass surface, 100 m long and 70 m wide.^[3][4] At each end of the field is an "H" shaped goal. It is one of the most popular sports in the world, being played in over a hundred countries, on every continent.

William Webb Ellis is often credited with the invention of running with the ball in hand when, in 1823, at Rugby School he caught the ball while playing football, and ran towards the opposition goal. Ellis was immortalised at the school with a plaque commemorating his innovation. 25 years later the first rules were written by pupils^[5] - this was one of recognized events in the early development of rugby; others include the Blackheath Club's decision to leave The Football Association in 1863, and in 1895, the split between rugby union and rugby league.

Rugby union has been governed by the International Rugby Board since its formation in 1886 and currently has a membership of 115 national unions. In 1995 the IRB removed restrictions on payments to players, making the famously amateur game professional at the highest levels.

The Rugby World Cup, first held in 1987, takes place every four years, with the winner of the tournament receiving the Webb Ellis Cup. The Six Nations in Europe and the Tri Nations in the southern hemisphere are major international competitions held annually. Major domestic competitions include the Top 14 in France, the Guinness Premiership in England, the Currie Cup in South Africa, and the Air New Zealand Cup in New Zealand. The Magners League is a transnational competition involving the three Celtic nations of Ireland, Scotland and Wales, with Italian involvement planned starting in 2010–11.

Rules

Main article: Playing rugby union

Ireland and Georgia contesting a lineout in the 2007 Rugby World Cup.

A scrum

A rugby tackle: tackles must be low down on the body, with the aim of impeding or grounding the player with the ball

Rugby union is played between two teams; each team starts the match with 15 players on the field and may make replacements (for injury) or substitutions (tactical changes).^[12] In international matches, up to seven replacements/substitutes are allowed; in domestic or cross-border tournaments, at the discretion of the responsible national union(s), the number may be increased to eight, of whom three must be sufficiently trained and experienced to provide cover for the three front row positions.^[13] Players in a team are divided into eight forwards (two more than in rugby league) and seven backs. Forwards are generally bigger and stronger, and take part in the scrum and lineout, while backs are generally smaller but faster, more agile and often the main points scorers for the team.

Points can be scored in several ways - a try, scored by grounding the ball in the in-goal area, is worth 5 points and a subsequent conversion kick scores 2 points. A successful penalty kick or a drop goal each score 3 points.^[14] The values of each of these scoring methods have been changed over the years. The team which scores more points wins the game.

At the beginning of the game, the captains and the referee toss a coin to decide which team will kick off first. Play then starts with a drop kick, with the players chasing the ball into the opposition's territory, and the other side trying to retrieve the ball and advance it back. If the player with the ball is tackled, frequently a ruck will result.^[15]

Forward passing (throwing the ball ahead to another player) is not allowed. The ball tends to be moved forward in three ways - by kicking, by a player running with it, or within a scrum or a ruck (formerly also a maul). Unlike in American football, "blocking" is not allowed, so only the player with the ball may be tackled or rucked. When a ball is knocked forward by a player with his/her arms, a "knock-on" is committed, and play is restarted with a scrum.

When the ball leaves the side of the field, a lineout is awarded against the team which last touched the ball. A number of players from both teams line up, at least 5m from the sideline, and the ball is thrown in by the hooker. Lineouts are one of the chief differences between the two rugby codes, as they do not occur in rugby league.

Games are divided into 40-minute halves, with a break in the middle. The sides exchange ends of the field after the half-time break. Stoppages for injury or to allow the referee to take disciplinary action, do not count as part of the playing time, so that the elapsed time is usually longer than 80 minutes. Unlike in many other sports, there are no "time outs". The referee is responsible for keeping time, even when—as in many professional tournaments—he is assisted by an official time-keeper; when time has expired, whether at the end of the first half, or at the end of the game, the referee will wait until the ball is 'dead' before blowing for half-time or full-time.

The field of play on a rugby pitch is as near as possible to a maximum of 100m long, and 70m wide. There are several lines crossing it, notably the half way line, the goal line/try line (on which the goal posts are located), the "twenty two", which is 22m from the goal, and the dead ball line, which is 10m behind the goal line. Tries are scored between the goal line, and the dead ball line. A ball over the dead ball line is out of play. Rugby goalposts are H-shaped, and consist of two poles, 5.6m apart, connected by a horizontal crossbar 3m above the ground. Unlike some other sports, there are no goalkeepers, and the section underneath the crossbar is not used. The original pitch dimensions were in imperial units, but have since been converted to the metric system.

There are generally three match officials - a referee, and two touch judges, who indicate that the ball is "in touch" and other decisions with their flags. In addition, for matches in high level competitions, there is often a television match offical (TMO; popularly called the "video referee"), to assist with certain decisions, linked up to the referee by radio.^[16] The referees have a system of hand signals to indicate their decisions.

Common offences include high tackles, collapsing the scrum, not releasing the ball when on the ground or being off-side. Penalties can be taken by the non-offending team in various ways - taking a short, tap kick then running with the ball, kicking the ball from hand (punting) for field position, place kicking (for goal) or choosing a scrum. Players may be sent off (signaled by a red card) or temporarily "sin-binned" for ten minutes (yellow card) for foul play, and may not be replaced.

Rugby league football^[1] (or, more commonly, simply rugby league)^[2][3][4] is a full-contact form of football, played with a prolate spheroid ball^[5] by two teams of thirteen players on a rectangular grass field.^[6] Rugby league is one of the two codes of rugby football, the other being rugby union. Over the decades following the 1895 birth of rugby league, the rules of both forms of rugby were gradually changed, with rugby league's deliberately resulting in a faster, more open spectator sport,^[7] and now it and rugby union are distinctly different games. Rugby league is frequently cited as the toughest and most physically demanding of any team sport in the world.^[8]

The primary aim is to carry or kick the ball towards the opponent's goal line where points can be scored by grounding the ball; this is called a try.^[6] After scoring a try, the team is allowed the chance to try at goal with a conversion - a kick for further points.^[6] The opposing team will attempt to stop the attacking side gaining points by preventing their progress up the field by tackling the player carrying the ball.^[6]

Rugby league is most prominent in Australia, England, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea, being the national sport in the latter.^[9] France and Wales also have professional clubs. New Zealand are the current World Cup holders as of 2008.

The game is played at a semi-professional and amateur level in several other countries, such as Samoa, Tonga, Fiji, Ireland, Scotland, Russia, Lebanon, Germany, Japan, United States, Malta and Jamaica.

History

Main article: History of rugby league

The roots of rugby league can be traced to early football history, through the playing of ball games which bear little resemblance to modern sports. It is then important to acknowledge the development of the modern football codes and two separate schisms in football history.

In 19th century England, football was most prominently played in private schools. Each school had its own rules based on whatever playing field was available to them. The rules could be categorised as either handling or kicking forms of football. The kicking and handling forms were later codified by The Football Association and the Rugby Football Union (RFU) respectively. Rugby football had its origins at Rugby School, Warwickshire, England.

In 1895 Rugby football was beset with a schism that resulted in the formation of the Northern Rugby Football Union (NRFU). Although many factors played a part in the split, including the success of working class northern teams, the main division was caused by the RFU decision to enforce the amateur principle of the sport, preventing "broken time payments" to players who had taken time off work to play rugby. Northern teams typically had more working class players (coal miners, mill workers etc.) who could not afford to play without this compensation, in contrast to southern teams who had other sources of income to sustain the amateur principle. There were similar movements in other countries. In 1895 a decree by the RFU banning the playing of rugby at grounds where entrance fees were charged led to the famous meeting on 29 August 1895. Twenty-two clubs (plus Stockport who negotiated by telephone) met at The George Hotel in Huddersfield, in the West Riding of Yorkshire, and formed the "Northern Rugby Football Union".^[11] Within fifteen years of that first meeting in Huddersfield, more than 200 RFU clubs had left to join the rugby revolution.

A similar schism occurred in Sydney, Australia. There on the 8th August 1907 the New South Wales Rugby Football League was founded at Bateman's Hotel in George St.^[12] Rugby league then went on to displace rugby union as the primary football code in New South Wales.^[13]

In 1954 over 120,000 spectators watched the 1954 Challenge Cup final, setting a new record for attendance at a rugby football match of either code. Also in 1954 the Rugby League World Cup, the first for either code of rugby, was formed at the instigation of the French.

1967 saw the first professional Sunday matches of rugby league played.

Television would have an enormous impact on the sport of rugby league in the 1990s when Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation sought worldwide broadcasting rights and refused to take no for an answer. The media giant's "Super League" movement saw big changes for the traditional administrators of the game. In Europe it resulted in a move from a winter sport to a summer one as the new Super League competition tried to expand its market. In Australasia, the Super League war resulted: long and costly legal battles and changing loyalties, causing significant damage to the code in an extremely competitive sporting market. In 1997 two competitions were run alongside each other in Australia, after which a peace deal in the form of the National Rugby League was formed. The NRL has since become recognised the sport's flagship competition.

Rules

Main article: Playing rugby league

The rules of the sport have changed significantly over the decades since rugby football split into the league and union codes. The objective in rugby league is to score more points through tries, goals and field goals (also known as drop goals) than the opposition within the 80 minutes of play. The try is the most common form of scoring, and a team will usually attempt to score one by running and kicking the ball further upfield, or passing from player-to-player in order to manoeuvre around the opposition's defence and is worth four points. A goal is worth two points and may be gained from a conversion or a penalty. A field goal is only worth one point, and is gained by drop kicking the ball between the uprights in open play. If after two halves of play, each consisting of forty minutes, the two teams are drawing, a draw may be declared, or the game may enter extra time under the golden point rule, depending on the relevant competition's format.

............................Now for some serious Rugby hawtness............. enjoy all. Shalom. Damien.

*whew*

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..............Man Candy Time.................. And It Is Sweet ! ...........

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.......Yet Another Meme Stolen From.................

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................My 2 Cents. Fantastic blog.

1. Who do you think is the hottest movie star? Gene Wilder - rusty steelo pad hair never looked so hawt!

2. Apart from your house and your car, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? My dignity - unfortunately I could only afford to get it piece by tattered piece.

3. What is your most treasured memory? Seeing the guy who dumped me 9 years ago has aged like a leather handbag.

4. What is the best gift you’ve ever received as a child? Lockjaw.

5. What is the biggest mistake you’ve ever made? Only bringing enough ammo for the first hit.

6. Give four words to describe yourself. Bitter, Alcoholic, Shrewish, Beverhausen.

7. What was your highlight or lowlight of 2008? Realising that those damn dogs can sniff a body even under concrete.

8. What was your most embarrassing moment? Being caught naked and lubed with David Letterman - yeah........... ASSistant it is..

9. Tell something not generally known about yourself. The voices in my head sing in perfect four part harmony.

10. If you were a comic strip/cartoon character, who would you be? Road Runner - that bird was a bitch.
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.... My Muslim Cousins......................................WTF????? ............

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Amateur club Creteil Bebel has been excluded from the French amateur league after refusing to play a football match against a gay team.

Last week, Paris Foot Gay said its members were victims of homophobia when Creteil, a team of Muslim players, refused to play them earlier this month.

The French amateur league said it excluded Creteil for "refusing the match on discriminatory grounds."

Just when you think we have taken 2 steps forward.................. we take three steps back :(

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..........What Should My Next Megapost Be About? ............

............lately I've been doing some dainty simple posts and have decided it is time for a megapost :)

I love megaposts.

I've done them on John Gress, Movie Songs, even marines...... but what next?

YOU guys tell me.

Pop your suggestions in the comments and in two days there will be a gigantasouric megapost devoted exclusively to the topic that most tingles my dangles.

Get those thinking caps on Ladies, Lads and Gents :)
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.......................I Am So Hot For Arab Men.......................

..................it's an addiction. Thank goodness I'm taken otherwise............. *whew*

............Yeah !!..... They Ain't Gay !!............................. no homo.............

..................oy vey.........

Robert Pattinson lost a karaoke contest to Hugh Jackman.

The British actor is set to star in Unbound Captives with the X-Men Origins: Wolverine star and revealed they bonded by seeing who could perform the best renditions of classic tracks by Swedish group Abba.

Robert said: "We met up in Japan and we went karaoke singing. We were singing Abba songs, it was pretty funny. It was sort of an Abba song sing-off, you know, last man standing.

"I think he won, only because he can drink more than me and still sing in tune. He's a cool guy and I'm really looking forward to that film."

Robert has previously shown his musical side by recording songs for the Twilight soundtrack and despite also featuring in the music for sequel Twilight Saga: New Moon says he felt like "a t****r" when the movie came out.

He told the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper: "When the first film came out I felt like a complete t****r. It looked like I was trying to be cool or something, like Eminem. You know, be in a movie and then do a song for the soundtrack. But I didn't look cool, I just looked ridiculous."

I wanna know what happened AFTER the karaoke and beers!!

ABBA ?!?!?!?!?!? Yeah - that's butch !

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.............RIP..................... Stephen Gately of Boyzone..............

...........tragic.

Story here ............ http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8301187.stm

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............Profile.............................. slave boi..........................

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............................................. this profile, in keeping with our all leather / fetish weekend, is of a real life slave.

sb lives in a Master / slave relationship that revolves around his service to his Master.

This is an eye opener and I thank sb for giving his time to us today.

He is being referred to as slave boi partly to respect his privacy, but also because his Master (his Sir) uses sb as his nickname.

So please, welcome sb to 2 Cents Worth.


(2CW) Good morning sb and welcome to 2 Cents Worth.

Thank you, Sir. It is this one's pleasure to be here.


(2CW) Now, I am not your Master, so can you explain why you call me Sir?

It is respectful to address those this one doesn't know as Sir. It's just good manners and it is what the Sir requests of this one.

(2CW) Can you explain why you refer to yourself in an abstract sense?

This one is in service. As such, this one has given himself over totally to the Sir. As such, this one is no longer a "me" or "I". The slave has merged his identity with the Sir and is now part of something bigger than one person. It is similar to couples who refer to themselves in the plural "we" or "us" all the time. In the case of this one it is simply more formalised.

(2CW) Have always been interested in leather / submission? How did it get started?

For this one it started with being interested in men who were usually approximately 10years my senior and having a sense of "authority" and "seniority". Although, perhaps the better term is experience. Experienced men who knew what they wanted and and were not shy about telling you what they wanted was always exciting.

(2CW) So it started as a sexual desire to please?

Yes. That's it.

(2CW) How did it evolve from that?

One night this one was at his favourite sauna/bathhouse in the city where this one lives and there was an older Greek guy. He was early 30's and this one was early 20's. We went into a room together and it began as kissing and oral, but progressed with him telling this one what to do and how. This gave this one a thrill and it seemed to touch something deeper. After we were finished, we went and had a coffee together and this one quizzed him on some of the things he had said and did during our time together.

He explained that he was a Master who had just had his slave move away to further his career and he very much enjoyed being in charge of a boi sexually and socially. This one asked more questions and it then became where we would meet up and he would dominate this one sexually and it became more and more of a passion for this one.

(2CW) So he was your first real Sir then?

No. He was someone who helped open this one up to some desires that had previously been repressed. He was not the Sir of this one. But he was a teacher in terms of exploring limits and being more adventurous.

(2CW) When did you get your first Sir then?

Damien, this one feels a need to correct you. You do not "get" a Sir. You and your Sir discover each other through a set of steps that can take quite a long time. Some times it doesn't but, most times it does.

This one was on the net one night and began chatting to a Sir. The conversation then turned to a telephone call and then a meeting where certain things were discussed. Mostly, it was the Sir that asked questions of this one to determine whether this one was a time waster, whether this one was serious about the journey, and what sort of experience this one had and would like to have.

(2CW) What did serving him mean to you?

Completeness. Serving the Master gave this one a sense of purpose and fulfillment. From cleaning his leather, to servicing him sexually, to being with him in a social setting, to cleaning his apartment. All of this gave this one the sort of satisfaction some house-wives / house-husbands feel, but on a much deeper level. This one took care of Sir.

(2CW) So it is one sided then?

Not at all. The Sir took care of this one too. Sir expanded this one's limits, introduced this one to a broader social circle - all of whom were very kind and respectful to this one, Sir respected this one and Sir was even there for this one during a personal crisis.

People have a misguided sense of service. That it is "classless". A true Master has a sense of responsibility. A Master, in a 24/7 situation, has total control of a boi. This is a situation that he could easily try to exploit, but very very few do. The Master this one served was strict, professorial, and demanding, but never unkind. In fact, he had a tender side that this one was very privileged to be allowed to see, although rarely.

Let us not forget, it is the boi who holds the safe word. At all times the power is in the hands of the boi. A true Master would never ignore the safe word and that is because it is a mutual situation of respect and, if one is lucky, mutual affection.

(2CW) So what about love?

There are many different types of BDSM relationships. A true love relationship can be one. Others are about education and experience. Some are simply about convenience and sexual compatibility. For others, there is absolute love at the core of it, if not at the start, certainly after time.

You don't submit to someone over night. You do not fall in love with someone over night.

(2CW) Do you love your Sir?

This one does yes. But it is not a true romantic love. It is a love of friendship and mutual admiration and companionship. The Master and this one do "play" with others from time to time. However, it is he to whom this one serves. Conversely, it is this one that Sir owns and takes care of.

(2CW) What is an average day for you?

This one rises and goes to a day job like many people. There are three times of the day that this one must telephone his Sir at his job to check in. At the end of the day, this one goes home, showers, dresses in appropriate attire or stays naked dependent on Sir's desires that day, cooks the meal and then cleans up. The evening is spent like most couples. Watching television, talking, sometimes fucking, often times having a non sexual leather session.

Some nights this one is set an endurance where words are not shared for many hours.

It is a situation that mirrors a non-leather relationship. Every day is different.

(2CW) And you like it?

No. This one craves it. Every minute, of every hour of every day.

(2CW) Thank you for your time sb. I wish you the best.

Thank you Damien Sir. This one wishes you well.


.............................................. Wow.

Shalom

Damien
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..........Just Coz........ The Handkerchief Code..........

Handkerchief code

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Bandanas in a rear pocket. The one seen here on a statue of Paul Bunyan, have mainstream usage and are not exclusive to LGBT, leather and kink communities.

Handkerchief code or hanky code (also known as bandana code and flagging) is a way of indicating, usually among gay male casual sex-seekers or BDSM practitioners in the leather subculture in the United States, Canada and Europe, whether they are a top or bottom, and what kind of sex they are seeking, by wearing cotton color-coded handkerchiefs (bandanas), usually in the back pocket. Hanky code was widely used in the 1970s as a gay code, however it is increasingly mainstream.^[1]

Today the bandanas are worn almost exclusively in the rear trouser pocket, on the left side of the body for tops and on the right for bottoms, just as tops wear their keys on the left belt loop and bottoms on the right. In the past bandanas were also worn tied around the neck (with the knot positioned on either the left or right side); around the ankle (when wearing boots or when undressed); hung from the left or right side of the belt, or on other parts of the body.

There is no universally understood color code, and regional codes vary. There is general agreement upon the colors with an intuitive relation between the color and the practice, such as yellow for watersports; brown for scat; and black for SM, but no absolute consensus for all colors or acts.

Origin

The wearing of various colored bandanas around the neck was common in the mid- and late-nineteenth century among cowboys, steam railroad engineers, and miners in the Western United States. It is thought that the wearing of bandanas by gay men originated in San Francisco after the Gold Rush, when, because of a shortage of women, men dancing with each other in square dances developed a code wherein the man wearing the blue bandana took the male part in the square dance, and the man wearing the red bandana took the female part (these bandanas were usually worn around the arm or hanging from the belt or in the back pocket of one's jeans). ^[2] It is believed by some that the modern Hanky Code started in New York City in about 1970 when a journalist for the Village Voice joked that instead of simply wearing keys to indicate whether someone was a "top" or a "bottom", it would be more efficient to subtly announce their particular sexual focus by wearing different colored hankies.

The handkerchief code in popular culture

• A character on Rescue Me was approached by several gay men after appearing in an FDNY calendar where he unwittingly wore a yellow bandana in his pocket while dressed as a cowboy.

• Aaron North, a past guitarist for Nine Inch Nails, is well known for wearing a red bandana in his pocket during concerts. However, given North's on-stage antics, it's probably more of a reference to NIN's Wish, in which fist fuck are part of the lyrics.

• Peaches, the female, German-Canadian, electroclash musician, has a song entitled "Hanky Code" in which she spells out the hanky code tradition and various colors and their meanings.

• Al Pacino's character in the 1980 movie Cruising (film) is criticized for wearing the wrong color handkerchief while trying to blend-in in a gay bar.

Examples

Color	Meaning	Practice
Black	SM	Indicates the wearer's interest in hardcore SM play, especially whipping.
Grey	Bondage	Play involving limiting the bottom's ability to move or to escape.
White	Mutual masturbation
Red	Fisting
Light blue	Oral sex	Wearing it in the left back pocket indicates willingness to receive fellatio. Wearing it in the right back pocket indicates desire to perform fellatio.
Navy Blue	Anal sex	Wearing it in the left back pocket indicates a preference to be the dominant/top during sexual anal intercourse. Wearing it in the right back pocket indicates a preference to be the submissive/bottom during sexual anal intercourse.
Pink (Hot Pink)	Dildos
Charcoal	Latex, PVC, or Rubber Fetish	[3]
Yellow	Watersports	Urinating on (left), or being urinated upon by (right), another person
Medium Blue	Uniform fetish	Police uniforms or uniforms worn by other authority figures
Teal	Cock and ball torture
Khaki	Military Sex (Uniform fetish)	Likes wearing military uniforms
Olive drab	Military person [4]	Left: A military top; Right: a military bottom
Kelly green	sex for money	Left: a male prostitute; right: a john (someone looking for a prostitute)
Hunter green	Daddy/boy sex	Looking for a boy (left) or looking for a daddy (right)
Brown	Scat
Orange	Few limits	When worn on the left, orange indicates that the wearer will top in relatively any fetish, anytime, anywhere. Conversely, when orange is worn on the right, it indicates the wearer will bottom in relatively any fetish, anytime, anywhere.
Robin Egg Blue (Pale Robin Egg Blue)	69
Aqua (Printer's Cyan)	Aquaphilia	Having sex in water, such as in a bathtub, shower or swimming pool
Lime	Sitophilia	Eating food off someone's body or having food eaten off one's body
Chamois	Motorcycle sex	Indicates the wearer is looking for sex involving a motorcycle as a prop, or involving one or more bikers in the sexual activities.
Mauve	Navel fetish
Dark Pink	Tit torture
Magenta (Printer’s Magenta)	Armpits	Left: likes armpits licked; right: likes to lick armpits
Fuchsia	Spanking
Purple [5]	Piercings
Lavender (Bright Lavender)	Cross dressing / Gender play
Mustard (Gold Ochre)[6]	Size queen
Gold (Golden)	Menage-a-trois	Two looking for one (left) or one looking for two (right)
Apricot	Chubby chaser
Peach	Bear or cub who is interested in sex with another bear or cub
Beige (Desert Sand) [7]	Rimming	Anal-oral contact
Rust	Ponyism [8]
Camouflage	Rugged outdoorsman	Having sex outdoors in the country (such as when going camping)
Gingham	Urban outdoorsman	Having sex in city parks
Argyle	Geeks	A geek or nerd (left) or interested in geeks or nerds (right)
Doily (an actual doily, not a bandana with a doily pattern)	Tearoom trade	Likes to have sex in public lavatories
Gold (metallic gold) lamé	Muscle sex	Looking for sex with bodybuilders
Silver (metallic silver) lamé	Starfucker	Looking for a rock star or male groupie
Black leather bandana	Leather fetish
Houndstooth	Biting	Likes to bite (Left) or likes to be bitten (right)

............Restrained.............. You Ain't Goin' Nowhere Fast! ..............

... I love the look of terror in this kids' eyes :)
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.............and one woman in rubber for my straight guys and my Amazon Woman ;)




Shalom

Damien
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..........Quickie Profile............. Simon the Friendly Sex Worker...............

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...........................today we welcome back Simon the Sex Worker for another look into the world of the sex industry.

Today we talk about fetish escorting and how it differs from regular sex work.

So without further ado - welcome back Simon to 2 Cents Worth!



(2CW) Hi Simon, how's things?

Good. Although a little tired. Had a very busy week.

(2CW) Business doing well?

It is. We are getting really warm weather here in Brisbane and those long, balmy Queensland nights brings out the horniness. Good for business. Not so good for my back or lack of sleep LOL.

(2CW) Now this weekend on 2 Cents Worth is all about leather and fetish. Do you get much in the way of requests for this kind of work?

Fetish escorting is a real niche. Interestingly enough, the Ladies get MANY more requests for that than I do. Straight men have a lot more issues in this area than gay men who are much more adventurous and free in their relationships.

I usually get about one maybe two requests a month. But then, every few months, I'll get a run of clients who want something different.

(2CW) What are the main differences between fetish and regular escorting?

Fetish escorting requires two things that set it apart from regular escorting - more time, and more money. Fetish isn't something that you can have a quickie with like regular sex. "Good" fetish play takes time and is all about exploration. Not really something you can do in a 60 minutes regular booking.

(2CW) What fetishes will you do and want won't you do?

I am happy to do watersports, bondage and rope play, fisting as a top only, Cock and Ball Play, Tit Play, Leather, Denim, Bi-3ways, gang-bangs.

I won't do underage, animals (you'd be stunned at how many requests workers get for this - people stop trying to LOVE your pets please), blood, scat, or any type of unsafe anal play.

My personal favourite is watersports. For some people it grosses them out but for me there is a real sense of intimacy in piss play. It's warm, it's sterile and if you've never deep kissed someone whilst you both pee over each other - get brave and give it a try :)

(2CW) So with regards to bondage and rope work, do you do that as a sub or top?

With clients I only ever top. There is another worker who I have played with privately that I trust to tie me up though so if a client REALLY wants it he has to get my mate and then it can happen. That way the client gets what he wants and I get to remain safe. AND my mate is uber-hot with huge muscles and a dark brooding face - he is a great top. He snarls LOL.

(2CW) He snarls?????

LOL - yeah he does. When he really get's into it he emits this low soft growl from the back of his throat. Is the hottest thing when you are immobilised and gagged with him slapping your cock around.

WHEW!! Either its getting hot in here or the air-con has gone off! LOL

(2CW) OMG you are such the "Happy Hooker"!!

Totally am. If you can't laugh with this shit then you really just aren't cut out for showbiz!!

(2CW) So tell me - what type of people get into the fetish play?

Interestingly enough MOST blue-collar types aren't into it at all. I have one client who is a bisexual brick layer who LOVES to be pissed on whilst being fisted but that's it. Although - that isn't exactly a "light" scene LOL.

Most fetish clients are white collar, tertiary educated professionals.

(2CW) You know that we love hearing about your celeb clients. So any stars into the naughty stuff?

Yes - a few. One of the footballers I see on a regular basis is into piss and humiliation in a huge way. Now, I'm 5'8 and 75 kilos. He is 6'3 and 120kgs. He totally LOVES it when this twink puts him through the emotional ringer.

Don't ask me why but it seems to be some sort of cathartic process that allows him to just let it all out. He has been known to simultaneous cry and cum at the same time.

Plus he absolutely can not get enough of the amber liquid.

Another celeb I once did liked to be ridden like a horse. As in he would get on all fours, I would sit on his back whilst a rope was in his mouth like a set of reins and I would "walk" him around the room. He liked to be called "My Little Pony".

Takes all types ;)

(2CW) Is fetish play a big part of your personal lifestyle?

Yes and No. I really do enjoy fetish play but it is the same old story of so many younger guys not being into it.

Thankfully, I have buds who are into Leather Play so I get to indulge in that on a regular basis. But other than that - nada.

Younger guys - be adventurous ya great pussies !!!

(2CW) Well mate this is now part 3 on here. I hear a Part 4 calling!!

LOL .... anytime. Love the blog and happy to visit whenever you want Damien.

Our thanks here at 2 Cents Worth Down Under to Simon and hope you all enjoy this little look into the life of a professional sex worker.

Shalom

Damien
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.......... Meme Time ..............................Then & Now ...............

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..........................i totally stole this from "My 2 Cents" - my brother blog if you will. Go read it. It's a helluva blog.

Then ~ October 1989
1. Age: 17
2. Romantic Status: single - discovering cock.
3. Occupation: full time high school student
4. Fun night out: hanging out with my geek crowd or spending a quiet night in with chocolate and my comics.
5. My BFFs:Brad, David & Johnothan
6. I spent way too much time: playing with myself
7. I spent not enough time: studying.
8. I wanted to be when I grew up: a composer of symphonic music.
9. Biggest concern: working out who I was
10. What my biggest concern should have been: what I was going to do after high school.
11. Where did I live: with my mother.
12. Dumbest thing I did that year: gave up on myself.
13. If I could go back now and talk to myself I would say: work harder - you HAVE the talent to be the composer you want to be.

Now ~ October 2009
1. Age: 37
2. Romantic Status: been with the husband since 2002
3. Occupation: administration
4. Fun night out: a night at the ballet with my husband.
5. My BFFs: Patrick, Christopher, Mark, Lisa, Richard, Mutt, Peter
6. I spend way too much time: dwelling on what might have been
7. I spend not enough time: working towards the future.
8. I want to be when I grow up: a composer for nature documentaries
9. Biggest concern: not getting my health back - mental and physical
10. What my biggest concern should be: not getting my health back - mental and physical
11. Where do I live: Currently - new zealand. Soon - Brisbane, Australia.
12. Dumbest thing I have done this year: Gave up on myself............. again.
13. What I think I would say to myself in 10 years: making the choice to go home was a good thing.

Summary
1. What do I miss most from 1989: the hope.
2. What do I miss least from 1989: being unprepared for the world.
3. What have I accomplished in 20 years that I am most proud of: learning to live with my depression.
4. What have I NOT accomplished in 20 years that I wish I had: I wish I had gone back to study music composition.

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................For Scott.................. Leo ........ Lance........... & John.........

.................Is It Wrong That I Wanna Grow Up To Be Karen Walker? ...............

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..........Profile Time ! ......................... JAVA JUNKIE !!! ...............

In our second profile in recent times (I'm working on a third as we speak) we continue our exploration of the people behind the blogs. Our latest profile is the Java Junko behind - strangley enough J@V@ JuNKIE!

The self confessed addict of the bean has a fascinating blog and a rather concerning obsession with Madonna - but that's okay :)

So enjoy and please welcome JJ to 2 Cents Worth.

(2CW) Hey JJ- welcome to the blog mate !

So awesome to be here! Omg, i thought this was for Oprah Magazine?? Did you pass this through with my agent? kidding! Sorry for the long delay in getting this to ya! I've been off the nets for a while, haven't even done a blog in weeks! doh!! i feel so special!

(2CW) So just how addicted to the java bean are you :) ?

omg i'm so addicted to coffee that I bleed espresso! People run in terror from me if i don't get my java fix! If i had to choose between not ever having to have a cup of coffee every day or listen to Madonna ever again....I'd seriously have to think about that one. I put ground coffee pods in my sock drawer so my socks smell like coffee and when i open the drawer i get this whiff of fresh ground coffee....THATs how addicted i am! Coffee is just awesome!! I love everything about it!

(2CW) What's your preferred cup of joe?

Straight up fresh brewed! i know, boring! But I will drink anything that has coffee in it! I love all coffee drinks! And i cook with it too! Try rubbing a bit of fresh ground espresso on a roast before you cook it! omg sooooo good!

(2CW) Tell us about the life of a Java Junkie. Aside from partaking of copious cups of Java, what do you get up to?

I live a pretty mellow life. I paint in my free time, I play Xbox, i love to have coffee with friends, I have a 1 year old niece that i love to spend time with and play. I don't mind the occasional night out to the bars still, i can get my groove on still...I love going for walks, I do lots of baking, drawing and sometimes catch a tv show. Pretty boring i know!


(2CW) For those of us who are international, tell us about Dauphin, Manitoba in Canada

Well I'm originally from here but i haven't always lived here, its a long personal story why i'm here again but its your stereotypical small town with way too many old people, lots of bad hair styles, way too many churches, lots of close minded people and no Starbucks....it does have beaches, lakes, mountains and lots of wildlife around it, so if you're the outdoorsy type there is are lots of options. Great for a family to start in too. I won't be here much longer though. I moved from Vancouver so i would like to go back there! Eventually i will end up in New York some how. Anyone in New York want a Canadian roomie? ;) i can bake!





(2CW) Tell us about your obsession with Madonna?

Well i wouldn't call it an obsession, maybe 15 years ago i was, with posters on my wall and buying every magazine that had her in it lol, now I'm just a loyal fan that thinks Madonna is the greatest entertainer of all time. I think she's cool, she's got balls and there isn't anyone in the world with so much determination, drive and accomplishment as her!




She knows what she wants in life and gets it almost every time. She's a perfect example that you can do anything in life if you have the drive to work hard for it. Can you imagine the memoir book she could write when she's 80!!! Can you imagine the amount of trees it would take to make enough paper to hold all that information! She's just very entertaining, always reinventing herself and never boring, i don't understand why people like to try to bash her down so much just because she is doing what she loves and doesn't want to stop doing it.

(2CW) Do you think she is on the downward slope? Many are commenting in the music world that she has "lost the spark".

...uh yah, whatever, people have been saying that since the 90's yet she is still topping the charts. People like to speak negatively about her because she's too easy a target and when someone is as successful as she is they like to try to knock them down or stick them in a box...its human nature. I have been a fan since she first started out. You can only please certain people and of course not everyone will like Madonna, she's already proven herself and has the credentials to back it and now she's just enjoying the ride trying new things. One of the main reasons she is still so much a part of the music scene is because of her drive to try new things, and play with different producers and she's not afraid to experiment.




People think she's "lost the spark" only because they want her to stay the same and do the same thing all the time. She is keeping the spark lit by doing the opposite and doing her own thing. I don't think there is any artist that has lasted more than 5 years putting out the same music....well except Mariah Carey, all her songs sound the same every time, i don't understand why people like her? Shes so boring.

Of course she's not going to be the Madonna from before, that would be boring to stay the same so long and she's not going to get a hit every time, but alot of her music is unfairly critisized and under appreciated and not given the airplay and credit it deserves because "mainstream" music pretty lame now and just about selling a product.




Her last concert is the biggest selling tour EVER by a female artist, she just tied with Elvis Presley for the record in the UK for most number 1 albums by an artist(next to beat is the Beatles...which she will beat), she has the most number 1 singles on the Billboard dance charts than any other artist, since she started her career she has broken barriers for women not only in the arts but in society too, the music industry would be a different place if it wasn't for Madonna pushing our buttons. I can keep going on and on about her success but i think it's pretty well known how much Madonna has accomplished.

(2CW) Madonna is looking a LITTLE scary. Has she gone too far with the workouts?

well i think to do what she does you have to be in top shape and with her tour on the go for almost a year I think a person would have to be in such shape to handle it. How many 51 year old woman can do that! I don't think it was so bad for her to be in so good of shape. She looked amazing on David Letterman the other day!! Now that she is done her tour we'll probably see her get a bit more curvier again and not as buffed.

2CW) You have a real love of music, which is reflected in your blog, who are your faves and why?

Music makes the people come together! Get into the Groove! Music is a part of my soul! I love all types of music, it makes me feel happy, it makes emotions come to life, i have music playing all the time. I have a lot of memories that are set to music. Some of my faves other than the obvious, are Canadian artists:

City and Colour- A Canadian gem, Dallas Green writes the most beautiful lyrics and melodies that are so honest and really puts emotions into songs.




Never-ending White Lights- An amazing artist with dramatic music that is just beautiful to listen to. Chantal Kreviazuk-Another Canadian wonder! She is such an amazing song writer! Colour Moving and Still is one of my favorite albums ever and i still listen to it all the time. Her songs are so honest and beautiful. She has written many songs for other famous performers as well.

Alanis Morissette-her music writing and arrangements are just awesome!! She may not have the strongest voice to sing with but she makes up for it in her talents of creating lyrics and music!! I have so many music likes, this list could go on forever! Radiohead, Kate Bush, Star You Star Me, John Mayer, Portishead, Matthew Good, Janet, Bif Naked, Garbage, White Lies, even some Marilyn Manson!! I have a pretty eclectic itunes library that ranges from every type of music....





(2CW) There is a real concern that the music industry doesn't have the depth of talent like it used to. The proliferation of "just add water" artists and auto-tune would seem to back this up. What are your thoughts?

omg the music these days is sooooooo crappy! Its not even about talent any more, its just about making a product and selling it. There isn't any new artist that has come out in the past couple years that i can see 10 years in the future still making music and being in the top of the charts, its just terrible what has happened to the music industry! Don't get me wrong, there is lots of talent out there, but they don't get any of the airplay or recognition they deserve now days so they are left out in the cold. Waaaaaay too much auto-tune now days! i mean come on!! Its okay sure to use it to get that one or two notes that you can't hit, of course not everyone has a voice that is perfect but now artists are just singing entire songs with it, they sound like robots! its ridiculous!




(2CW) Can you believe the whole Kanye meltdown? WTF was that?

ugh...i can't stand that asshole, he's thee biggest douche of all time, even before Taylorgate. Katty Perry put in text perfectly on her Twitter "its like you stepped on a kitten" lol! I don't like him at all! His music sucks, I'm glad he's getting the backlash he finally deserves because of his arrogance.

(2CW) For us Non-Americans / Non-Canadians, what is Glee?

Glee is such a great show on FOX about a group of kids in a high school arts program, Glee club, which they sing and perform. Its kinda like a high school musical thing, but it doesn't suck and its not cheesy barfness. Its actually really funny and the supporting cast of teachers are really good too. Its not all just singing and dancing, there are just occasional outbursts of song and dance. Plus a few cute guys on the show ;)


(2CW) Canada is right next to the US but has a completely different, almost polar opposite culture. What is the opinion of Canadians of the whole President Obama racism backlash and the inability to move forward on issues like gay marriage?

uh, yah, i don't really stick my nose in politics...especially American, I don't really understand them sometimes, in the states they seem to like drama and make mountains out of mole hills over ever single issue. We get along pretty good like bread and butter, of course we have our differences. I don't know why it is so hard for them to get over the whole black/white thing?? Its like they like to bring that up every time! get over it!! And the whole gay marriage Prop 8 is just bizarre that some people in the states are so scared of gays lol, they think we're going to ruin their lives yet some states have passed gay marirage?




No offense to our neighbors but they are always a bit slow on progression and i don't know why? I think the whole Obama thing is a great step, its too bad he's not really doing anything to change things like he promised. Politics there has become more of a game to win for your political party every 4 years than it is for working for the people to make a better life for them. Its pretty much like that in every country i guess, it just seems more so in the States, its always Blue V.S Red...

(2CW) I've noticed that a lot of the hotties you have on the blog are inked. Do you have any tatts?

...no :( I'm a tatt wannabe, my biggest flaws are procrastination...and indecisiveness....i guess thats two. I would love lots of tattoos, but i just don't know what i want or where to get them. I think tattoos are hot on a guy, as long as they aren't stupid tattoos, nothing worse than a hot guy with really dumb tattoos. But i will get some...eventually....i better hurry up before I'm old and rotting.

(2CW) What sort of guy gets your water boiling?

hmmm, I'm not really sure i have a "type" of guy that i really like. Guys with glasses are cute!! Visually i think i tend to like guys with dark eyes, hair, eyebrows and a cute button nose, rugged and hairy chested is hot too, he doesn't have to have a perfect body either. A nice smile always catches my eye. I always am attracted to a guys personality or artistic talents. A guy that can create something from his mind is sexy! or make me laugh, likes to have fun and be a bit immature will get me twitterpated! A big turn off for me is a guy that is arrogant, or uses way too much profanity in their speech, and is impatient, or likes to dress head to toe in brand labels....and dislikes Madonna :(


(2CW) There is a recurring theme of cats on your blog. Are you a cat lover or is it something deeper - perhaps repressed :) ?

lol! really? i never really thought that... uh....no, i just like cats. i have 2! plus cats are funny. especially " lol cats". A photo of a cat "flying in the air" or its mouth wide open with a funny phrase always gets me giggling... I would love a dog too, but I don't have the patience, time, and commitment to give a dog, cats are low maintenance pets, as long as you feed them and give them water...they don't kill you in your sleep.




(2CW) You have an interesting in painting - notably pots - where did this come from and do you have many?

I do paint, I've always been an artist, my family is full of artists. I paint, i love photography, i cartoon, i design cakes. Painting is fun for me, to create something that you imagine in you head is amazing, not just pots, i just find it fun to paint them. I like making something that is boring and dull, bright and colourful! I've painted lots of pots but i give them away to friends as gifts. I have a chair i'm painting right now, it was boring so i'm givin it a j@va jolt! My nephew makes fun of me cause most of my art has a coffee theme to it...

(2CW) Do you like art? What sort of art / artists do you enjoy?

I do like art of course! I love illustration art! Especially the cartoony kind like Tim Biscup and Gama-Go, anything with lots of colour and kinda odd!! But i like all art in general, one of the highlights of my life so far is when i was in New York and visited the MET!!! SOOOOO FRICKIN AMAZING!!





(2CW) You are also a fan of Horror. What's your top five horror movies?
hmmmmm.... The Shining, The Exorcist, Scream, Halloween, the Amityville Horror, The Omen



I like the older classic horror movies, they are so much better than the crap they try to pass as horror now, horror isn't all about blood and guts and more blood and horrible ways to show a person dieing. Classic horror movies used drama, suspense and the element of surprise to scare you! I haven't seen a good scary horror movie in years...



(2CW) Now for the 2 Cents Quickies ......

Favourite Drink ...........
hmmm as in spirits? Caesars!! A Canadian creation wonder!! otherwise if just a drink, uh...coffee or Pepsi.


Favourite Breakfast Dish........

mmmmm a nice spinach and mushroom quiche!!! with lots of cheese!!


If you were a Hankie Colour it would be ...........
I'm not familiar with the hankie colour code?? hold on, let me Google this....wow...seriously? I knew of some sort of hankie thing in the gay scene but never really looked into it! Do guys really do that?? Thats way too much for me, I don't like to label myself and pretty open minded so I would have one that looked like a unicorn barfed all over it and it had every colour of the rainbow on it..



Red or White Wine ..........
hmmmmm thats a tough one....I'll have to say red, sweet but not overly dry.

Mayo or Mustard ..................

Miracle Whip! google it if you don't know...



Favourite Television Show .................
Dexter! He makes serial killing sexy!




Favourite all time Movie
Reality Bites! i think I've watched it a hundred times!

Take on Reality TV.................
lazy TV making! The fact that people people pay attention to those girls on that dumb show "the Hills" and are famous, just makes me vomit a little..

Classical or Modern and Why..........
Modern, i love straight lines, crisp design, cool style and colour, Modern is sexy...

Recent Film you saw and what you thought of it...........
I was just on a date with a guy and we saw Cloudy with A Chance of Meatballs in 3D, it was soooo fun! We both loved it and enjoyed the 3D, it wasn't as much of a kids movie as i thought, the humor was mature enough for anyone to enjoy! lol

Favourite Sunday Morning Activity.............
ugh i hate Sundays, sooooo boring! If i'm up in the morning on a Sunday, i like to just have a nice big cup of coffee and do some blog reading in bed or go out to a cafe and sit outside to people watch.

If someone wants to impress you when you are out they should .........
Not try so hard to impress me, Be fun and silly and be yourself. I'm still a kid at heart so i like to go out and have fun, be silly, and do stupid stuff, its boring when the other person isn't who they really are and is just trying to give a good show.


(2CW) So what's next for you and your blog JJ?

more random insanity! I just go by the moment and don't think about whats next! You'll just have to click and see! I've been on hiatus for a while from my blog, so busy the past couple weeks! So it's on a coffee break...i need to drink more coffee to get my ass in gear and start posting...




(2CW) Thanks for being here and we look forward to getting you back for a Part 2. Cheers :)

Part 2!? omg you better give me a months notice considering how long it took me just to do this one!! lol! :)

.................Mazel Tov................... Jessie Eisenberg..............

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........In Honour of My Impending Move to Oz ......... Some Aussie Icons...........

............................Sunday Morning VLOG - With Big News!..............

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...........................very big news.





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............................Men Of Smallville......................................

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........................I've been really getting into Smallville lately - so enjoy the Men of this great show.















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............Kristen Chenoweth.............. Singing Munchkin........... Adorable Talent............

Shabbat Shalom everyone................

Enjoy

Damien
















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.........2 Cents Worth Readers.........Competition Time ! .......

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.........okay so the first comp I held on here way back when I started didn't go so good.

But now that I have a pretty decent following - it's time to rumble !

IT'S READERS PICS TIME !

I want you to submit a pic of you. Nothing scary - but please give it some thought.

It could be on the London Eye - on top of the Sydney Opera House, the cafe section of your local bathhouse/sauna, shot from behind as you piss on a Californian Redwood. (I'm not talking nudes guys - preferably clothed and no frontals :))

Get innovative...... get it shot......... get it to me @ damientc@clear.net.nz and there will be a prize for the photo judged most 2 Cents Worthy .. AND ..... not only will you get a real prize - as in something worth more than 2 Cents - you will be profiled on the blog.

So get snapping and get emailing.

You have two weeks from today. Entries close 16th of October - winner is announced 17th October.

Entries will be posted as they come in.

C'mon guyz & gals - this is gonna be fun :)

Shalom

Damien
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...........................Bluntcard of my Mood......................

Damien is thirsty-hungry !

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.................A New Meme - It'd Been a While.................

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This one stolen from My 2 Cents who in turn klepto'd it from Sunday Stealing this week we have the Alpaha Meme.

My roommate and I once: tended each others wrists cuts. Those that cut together - heal together.

Never in my life have I: not looked at a Catholic personage and fought down an urge to beat them hard with a dense, blunt object.

High school was: where I honed my self-loathing and chronic distrust of others. Wanna be my friend still?

When I’m nervous: I find a leather bar and start dancing around the room as Glenda the Goodwitch from the North. Thankfully, those boys know how to burst a bubble.

My hair: resembles a tennis ball left out in the sun for too long - frayed and patchy. Got you hot yet?

When I was 5: I decided that vaginas were not my thing..

When I turn my head left: I see yet another closet large enough to stash a body.

I should be: Feared. People tend to want to explore their fears..............wanna map?

By this time next year: I will have lost enough fat, gained enough muscle, and achieved such a higher level of financial security you will beg me to own you............... I will politely decline.

My favorite aunt is: the one who had to learn humility by cleaning houses and toilets recently.

Funny - my mum did that for thirty years and the aunt thought it beneath her - who's gagging now bitch?

I have a hard time understanding: why I always leave a witness behind.

You know I like you if: I leave you behind as a live witness....... oh so THAT's why :)

My ideal breakfast is: Experiences of regret sweetened with vestiges of hope.

If you visit my home town: Do not ask about what happened in the barn - with the school vice captain - some saddle oil - and me.

If you spend the night at my house: you will earn your entrance, your meal, and your freedom.

The animal I would like to see flying besides birds: Elephants - I had a soft spot for Dumbo.

I shouldn’t have been: so lethargic with the gimp I own. That fukka only took it to the wrist..... of three different men. I think he's just stopped trying.

Last night I: Counted my targets chart. There is a new face I swear I didn't put in - mind you there was that psychotic episode.........

A better name for me would be: He Who Will Care Until Your Mistake Turns Me Into The Bitch Who Stalks You Like A Cure For Vag Rash.

I’ve been told I look like: The guy that stands outside your bedroom window at 3am - the resemblance is truly uncanny............ btw......... that's a lovely night stand you have.

If I could have any car, it would be: A top of the line Holden Statesman - room in the boot for six good sized cadavers.

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....................Hot ............ and ................... Not...............

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............Hot = Zac Quinto




......... Not = Robert Pattinson




............. & yes - I am aware of the irony of a tubby cub commenting on who is hot and who is not.

But it's my blog so kiss my fat hairy Jew one :)

Said with love of course ;)
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