..................By Request................. Irish Men for the Mistress...........................................

....................................I've Had Enough !!!! .....................................................................

........................I am so sick of Shark Porn!!!

Those of you who read my blog regularly know that I am a COMPLETE and UTTER documentary whore.

I love my doco's - I love me some Sir David Attenborough........ I love some Jeff Corwin ......... Steve Leonard ...........Dave Salmoni ............. Jamie Crawford .............. Nick Baker ............... the people who make GOOD, CONSTRUCTIVE and SANE wildlife documentaries.

I could not stand the Crikey Guy aka The Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin - he did not get "attacked" by a stingray - he was once again molesting yet another poor animal he had his beady little eyes on and this one decided to fight back - as many people said one eventually would.  I am sorry he died - certainly for any one who departs this earth prematurely - but if you bug an animal eventually it will push back.

For the same reason I can not stand that idiot Austin Stevens.

*NOW* one of my favorite TV channels has now sunk to the same level of sensationalism that it seems the media has to sink to these days to get the "suits" to okay their show.

Shark Week on the Discovery Channel has always been one of my favourite times of the year as the shark is one of my favourite animals to see profiled in a documentary.

But the last couple of years, Shark Week has quickly morphed into Shark Victim Week - AKA Shark Porn.

Now - we no longer have Sir David or one of the other sane wildlife presenters hosting / narrating a documentary that shows you something interesting about sharks i.e. their importance in the food chain which also contributes to the security of commercial fish stocks etc. - now we just see show after show of how this person got attacked and survived and then a show about THAT great white shark that took this person accompanied by lingering shots of the victims family sobbing on TV and blaming that "rogue shark".

Now, don't think for a second I am not sympathetic to these poor people.  Losing a loved one is one of the most horrifying things that one can experience.  The grief is overwhelming and the emptiness of their loss is never filled and you are left with a gaping wound that never heals.  My heart aches for these families.

And yet, can someone please tell me how bloody, graphic doco's of these attacks somehow help the family?  Does it help them heal?  Does it help them fill the void in their life?  No..... all it does is serve as a rallying cry for those morons who believe the only good shark is a dead shark.

Any loss of human life is one too many, but the reality is that sharks kill perhaps 10 people a year - we kill 80 million sharks a year.

Hippos in Africa kill a thousand people a year - shall we kill all of them?

Bees kill several thousand people a year - same question...

How about Lions - those cute cats shown in the Africa profiles - they kill some 400 people in Africa every year -  if someone went on television suggesting that we should wipe them out to preserve our safety could you imagine the outcry?

Now don't think for a minute that I am a naturalist who has the psychology of PETA - those freaks wouldn't know real conservation if it bit them on their metropolitan designer clad arses.

The truth of the matter is - we have moved from profiling an animal - to glorifying the unfortunate byproduct of humans entering it's environment.  

I won't be watching Shark Week this year - and I've emailed them my thoughts - but I guarantee it won't matter - why?.............. because our fear overrides our common sense .............. and fear apparently makes for really good TV.

Sir David can not be happy.

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.................Asian Men.............................You Asked For It................................................

......................It has been pointed out that my taste is not as global as it could be on the blog.

You asked .................... I listened....................... enjoy.

Shalom.

Damien

...........Hot Guys .................. A Mirror................ And An iPhone.............

...............................priceless.


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.........................From Turkey To Greece...........................

...........................and a little something for everyone :)

Goodnight all..... Shalom.

Damien.

.......................Happy Thanksgiving To All Our American Friends...............

.........................Mazel Tov on your Day of Thanks, with thanks from me for your continued patronage of my little blog.




Shalom

Damien.
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............A Special Broadway Cares Initiative ......................

............one of my favourite blogs - Pink Is The New Blog - has an interesting post about Daniel Radcliffe and a new Broadway Cares / Equity Fights AIDS.




A book has been published "The Day In The Life of Daniel Radcliffe" - seems like an interesting idea and you get to see a day in the life of a stage actor and you get to see little Danny the lad getting out of the shower.




Surf over - and support such a worthwhile initiative - orders are here.

Shalom

Damien

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.......Just Coz............. Some Turkish Men Before Bed.............

........... Just Coz ................. More Taylor Lautner..............

...............this kid really is hot.

And still a kid - I feel dirty....................... very dirty...................... and I like it.

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........Totally Stolen Meme ...................................................

..................that coincidentally is a totally stolen meme :)

Surf over to My 2 Cents - and see how he answered this :)

1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? Those annoying people who can't work an EFTPOS machine at the checkout.

2. How do you flush the toilet in public? You push the button ................duh.

3. Do you wear your seat-belt in the car? Yes - it helps to flatten my waist and make me appear oh so more alluring.

4. Do you have a crush on someone? Not at the moment - but I go off my meds tomorrow so ANYTHING can happen.

5. Name one thing you worry about running out of. Meds - oops.

6. What famous person do you think you resemble? The dude on the serial killer ad on CI ................ hot huh?

7. What is your favourite pizza topping? Zoloft and Unisom.

8. Do you crack your knuckles? I crack knees - not my own.

9. What song do you hate the most? That Beyonce one where she tries to sing............ oh hang on ........... that's every Beyonce single.

10. Did mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? No - the voices in my head are tone deaf and thus they prefer not to sing - they do a fantastic spoken word tho.

11. What are your super powers? I have the unique superpower to ogle hotties without them knowing I am staring at their sacred place.

12. Peppermint or spearmint? Mint flavoured alcohol.

13. Where are your car keys? Around my penis - they double as a cock ring.......... wtf do you think they are?

14. Last song you listened to? The dumb blonde bitches across the way around the pool singing some short of Britney shit.

15. What’s your most annoying habit? Always being right.................. really.

16. Where did you last go on vacation? The happy place that the Klemazopam takes me.

17. What is your best physical feature? My absence of gag reflex.

18. What CD is closest to you right now? No CD's - but there's a tranny across the road.

19. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Vodka, OJ, Arsenic.

20. What superstition do you believe/practice? I believe the one about the ladder - mind you that is more about the space not being wide enough for my arse and me being sick of ppl falling on me.

21. What colour are your bed sheets? Beige - it mirrors the colour of my head space.

22. Would you rather be a fish or a bird? A bird - then *I* can be the one to shit on someone.

23. Last thing you broke? The flight attendant who said no to my fifth vodka and orange.

24. What are you having to eat tonight? Red meat and regret.

25. What colour shirt are you wearing? Beige - see remark re headspace.

26. If you could be doing anything else today, what would you rather be doing? Sitting in a snooty cocktail lounge drinking numerous cocktails and being snooty on everyone's arse.

27. Do security cameras make you nervous? It's not like I haven't been on camera before - I'm just clothed lately.

28. If you wrote a book about your life, what would the title be? The Voices - An Internal Debate.

29. Last time you went to a cemetery? I don't do death - at all.

30. Last concert you went to? NZ Ballet - front row - crotches and flexibility - good time.

31. Favourite musician(s)/bands you’ve seen in concert? None - they always suck live.

32. Next concert you’re planning to attend? The Mormon Lads from down the road Do Brisbane .......... hang on.......... that's just a porno in my head.

33. Do you talk to yourself? No - I talk to the voices - don't you read?

34. Have you ever adopted or purchased a pet? I got a few friends that are borderline pet shop.

35. Have you ever been present when an animal is being born? No - I don't do birth - I was grown in a tube.
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.............Give Me A Lockable Room...... A Metal Baseball Bat........... And 15 Minutes............

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.......WTF............... Can We Spell Train Wreck...? ..............

...................... Good Lord - someone make him go away!

Maybe it's because I live Down Under, but who the fark is Bobby Trendy and why does he look like a Gay Pride Parade that smashed into the Ms Hackensak Beauty Pageant at 100 miles an hour.......

Please .............. pay him if you have to - but for the sake of our mental and social health - keep in him inside !!

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.......................Smartest and Dumbest In Hollywood.....................

Natalie Portman may be multilingual but the Holocaust is news to Melanie Griffith, writes Grant Smithies.

George Clooney isn't happy just being rich and handsome. He also wants to stop the Iraq War and prevent genocide in Darfur. Sharon Stone, who became famous for wearing no knickers in 1992's Basic Instinct, can now be found wearing sensible trousers and visiting Israel to promote peace.

But these people are actors, not politicians. They're paid a truckload of money to look good under strong light. Why are they lecturing us on social issues?

Of course, Hollywood actors live in a democracy and have the right to speak their mind. It's just that some actors are flakes, and there's a suspicion they're just adopting fashionable causes to appear smarter.

And let's face it. Some actors seem as thick as bricks. For every scholarly type like John Malkovich, who gives the impression he's wandered onto a movie set on his way back from a Mensa conference, there's a knucklehead like Ashton Kucher.

Brad Pitt is another example of someone who is, as they say online, BBHOHM (better before he opens his mouth). He looks good, but in interviews appears to be working overtime to sound like a deep thinker.

Then there's Melanie Griffith, who once amazed a reporter by claiming she'd never heard of the Nazi Holocaust.

But not every famous actor is a thicko. Some had distinguished academic careers before Hollywood. David Duchovny has a PhD in English Lit from Yale. Matt Damon went to Harvard, and Maggie Gyllenhaal graduated from Columbia. Besides being smoking hot, Natalie Portman has a psychology degree from Harvard and speaks fluent Hebrew, French and Japanese.

The debate continues over who's a brainiac and who's an imposter. America's Entertainment Weekly once put together a "50 Smartest People in Hollywood" list that included George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Ben Stiller, Ben Affleck and the rather controversial inclusion of Angelina Jolie.

The New York Daily News responded with a "50 Dumbest People In Hollywood" list, which included Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Charlie Sheen, Russell Crowe and Mel Gibson. This time there were howls of outrage that Angelina wasn't on the list. Ah, well. Jolie may not be a deep thinker, but that hasn't stopped her addressing the World Economic Forum, and at least she's pretty under those lights.

Courtesy of Sunday Life

Source: The Sun-Herald

..........Just Coz.................... Diva Moment.................

............... I do just love Sarah Brightman and this song rocks my socks.




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...............WTF ........... Kate Moss ........... Douche Stick........

............ "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels..........."

As a currently overweight man - may I please say to Ms Moss that she can kiss my fat, hairy, pliant, Jew arse as I force feed her bowl after bowl of carbonara until she pukes so hard she finally leaves the public eye - even for a short while.

With one comment, Ms Moss - ultra thin waif coke-snorting Marlboro-puffing fucktard - has just told young Anorexic women everywhere to go hard or go home.

What a lovely role model she is.

What's next?

A Hitler branded range of gas ovens?

A diet method featuring Ghandi as the brand logo?

It is times like this that people in the public eye must realise that because they have the camera pointed at them, does not mean that they should open their mouth. Especially when it is only verbal diarrhea that usually spews forth.

I genuinely think this is the most irresponsible and inappropriate piece of ego-maniacal trash talk since the delivery Doctor told Mrs West "It's a boy - why don't you name him Kanye?".

Oh ............. and the blood sucking morally vacant publicist who keeps on saying "Her quote was taken out of context"?...........

................Yeah - And I don't actually have a 38 inch waist - I'm just edited to look that way.

Idiot............

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.........A 2 Cents Worth Public Service Announcement.........

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....................7 Day Forecast For My New Home Town - Not A Grey Cloud In Sight :) .................

Brisbane 7 Day Forecast

Sunday
Mostly sunny
Min: 22°C Max: 32°C
UV: Very High

Monday
Mostly sunny
Min: 21°C Max: 31°C
UV: Very High

Tuesday
Possible shower
Min: 22°C Max: 28°C
UV: Very High

Wednesday
Mostly cloudy
Min: 22°C Max: 28°C
UV: Very High

Thursday
Mostly sunny
Min: 21°C Max: 30°C
UV: Very High

Friday
Mostly sunny
Min: 21°C Max: 31°C
UV: High

Saturday
Mostly sunny
Min: 21°C Max: 32°C
UV: Moderate

...................Shalom and L'Chaim To Our New Followers In The 2 Cents Worth Down Under Family...............

....................And it has been a while since we welcomed our new followers. So please, allow me to attend to that .......

.......Mauro from Reality Observer...........

.......MusicFascination.com..........

.......butportraiture.......... site is NSFW - but lots of fun ...........

.......Pamps............

.......MyAlexxx................

......The very handsome Greg York - visit him here............

......Schneiller from schnelliethefashionmonster...........

......skgks - interesting name .........

......Kevin aka Aesop Sioux ...........

......The very cute and witty Paul from Dangling Carrots......................... only questions I have is when we will see HIS dangling carrot .................. oh do the good times EVER stop at 2 Cents Worth.....

Shalom to all our new followers and welcome to our little part of the interweb and we hope you comment often and enjoy your time here.

L'Chaim!

Damien
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...........Lazy Blog Post................. A Meme!!!!......................

..................I really am addicted to Memes - and Chris over at my evil twin blog - read a bit about Chris HERE - he has FAR too many to choose from.

Excellent blog by the way and you really should go have a look at his site if you haven't already.

So here we go...............

A – Age: As of 15 March 2010 - I will be 38 years old.

B – Bed size: Queen - please tell me you are not surprised.......

C – Chore you hate: maintaining the grave sites of boyfriends who dumped me.......

D – Dad’s Name: Old Miserable Cunt ..................... can you tell we're close?

E – Essential start your day item: Anti-Depressant with a Codeine and Caffeine chaser - the breakfast of stars.

F – Favorite actor(s): Jensen Ackles and Jared Palecki from Supernatural (the looks bods and funnies - you have to be able to laugh during a good 3some) - Streep, Dukakis, Hoffman Janney and Martin Sheen as serious actors.

G – Gold or Silver: Silver - if you got it in bullets even better - the neighbours need quieting down.

H – Height: taller end of short

I – Instruments you play(ed): piano, organ, clarinet, tenor sax, flute, glock, conducting.

J – Job title: The Baby - and it's a full time job.

K – Kid(s): only in the oven - it's the other white meat.

L – Living arrangements: I got a heartbeat........... oh and I live in a modern gorgeous complex with the husband - and the mother who occasionally pops in for a few days - she cooks and cleans.............. love her.

M – Mom’s name: Mrs T to you.

N – Nicknames: Baby, Bubb, Grub, Glenda, Stinky, Karen Walker, Anastasia Beaverhausen the 2nd.

O – Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Several stays for chronic bronchial asthma. And there was that time I just needed the good stuff - but we don't talk about that for legal reasons.

P – Pet Peeve: Gays who use "girlfriend"or any type of female identifier - you wanna be that girl so bad - give me 5 minutes of your time and a sharp knife bitch - I'll make you holla!

Q – Quotes you like: "It is through the act of murder and mob violence that we are shocked to the core by an animal we have often dressed up to act as our fool. But we must remember, that whilst Chimps share 97% of our DNA, their acts of violence only result in one less monkey. Ours have resulted in the deaths of millions". Sir David Attenborough.

R- Right or Left Handed: Right handed for writing. Ambidextrous for the good stuff.

S – Siblings: 1 older brother - good man. 1 older sister - fat hairy bitch.

T – Time you woke up today: My eyes opened at 8am - I am writing this at 9am waiting for my heart to start.

V – Vegetable you hate: Sarah Palin

W – Always running late: Never - I am always 5 minutes early - and yes... I will make you feel guilty for being even 2 minutes late.

X – X-rays you’ve had: Pick a body part - it's all glowing in the dark these days.

Y – Yummy food you make: Braised Beef in mushroom sauce.

Z – Zodiac: Pisces.

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.......... My New/Old Home Town.............. Brisbane, Queensland, Australia...................

.................I'M BACK !!!.......................With A Meme Even...............

........................enjoy - LOTS of news to come.

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Blood of twenty vestal virgins - it takes pure concentrated evil to look this good.

2. Where was your profile picture taken? The local ER after a night of "celebration".

3. Can you play Guitar Hero? Can you hold still while I nut punch you?

4. Name someone who made you laugh today. What was it about? I saw an old lady trip on the sidewalk.............. I'm a very bad man................... who giggles.

5. How late did you stay up last night and why? Late - it takes time to dig even a shallow grave.

6. If you could move somewhere else where would you and why? Czech republic - there I really CAN have a sixteen year old as a houseboy and not violate those damn pesky labour laws - Vive la Communiste!

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks? No- but I've had a few kisses that gave me fireworks - that could have been the alcohol poisoning though.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you? Dick - and he knows what happens if he tries to leave.

9. Do you believe exes can be friends? With benefits? Yes they can be friends -unless they break your heart and stomp it in public like a rabid dog - then fucking them over takes on a whole new meaning.

10. Do you like Dr. Pepper? Yes - that whole spicey 'turn your head and cough' thing gets me every time.

11. When was the last time you cried really hard? Really hard as opposed to just sniveling? The day music died............... at least that's what he told me his name was.

12. Who took your profile picture? One of the 'others' in my head - he has a steady hand.

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of? The neighbours - God bless a good telephoto lens.

14. Was yesterday better than today? Why? I dunno - ask me tomorrow.

15. Can you live a day without TV? Can you live with that lack of IQ?

16. Are you upset about anything now? Yeah - question 15 ya dumbfu....

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? Yes - and the hit man I have on stand by is clearly a coincidence.

18. Are you a bad influence? Define bad.

19. Night out or night in? Both - I am versatile after all.

20. What items could you not go without during the day? My dignity - now if I could just find where I put it last................................

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? The vestal virgins - a thank you card is the least I could do.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say? 50 for an incall.

23. How do you feel about your life right now? Pretty good - the sweaty crotch ain't rocking my world but I can live with it.

24. Do you hate anyone? Ask me that on a dark night.

25. If we were to look in your Facebook inbox, what would we find? Maps to the bodies.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass? Drug is such an ill defined term.

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before? Yeah - they lied.

28. What song is stuck in your head? It's not a song - it's a tumour and I will thank you not to stare.

29. Someone knocks on your window at 2 a.m., whom do you want it to be? If it ain't The Rock - then it better be someone with a LOT of ready cash.

30. Do you (or did you) want to have grandkids before you’re 50? Nope - selfish bastards.

31. Tell us your Saturday night. Buy wine - drink wine - whine at hubby - good times.

32. Do you think too much or too little? Let me think about that and I'll get back to you.

33. Do you smile a lot? If you call a drug hazed smirk a smile - sure............. I'll go with that.
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.....Just Coz.......... Then & Now ............................................

.................................... 100,000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............................

.....................OMG!

YOU FUCKERS ABSOLUTELY ROCK !!!!!

I never once thought when I started this little blog that it would get a hundred thousand readers and eighty-two loyal followers.

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you.

Very grateful and very appreciative.

Keep coming back.

The blog will be back to normal this weekend with not ONE but three megaposts and a VLOG from the new location.

Again............................. my most heart felt appreciation.

Here is to the next 100,000!! :)

Shalom all

Damien
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...............................We'll Get To It Soon.............................

...................thanks for all the emails and messages guys.

We are here in Brisbane and we are finding our feet.

All emails and messages will be replied to and those waiting for a phone call will be called.

We just need to regroup :)

Moving is not pretty but now we are SO happy we are in Brizvegas and starting our new life.

Shalom all.

Damien
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......................How To Manage Moving Stress.......................

................ and don't think I won't bitches :)

T minus 8 hours till touch down.

Shalom.

Damien.

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.............Current Moving Mood.......................................

.................................... drained.............. exhausted................. stressed.

Redemption comes tomorrow.

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.............Just Coz.......................... Taylor Lautner.....................

.....blow job mouth................................ check.

.....hot bod............................................. check.

.....legal age of consent........................ fail.

.......................two out of three ain't bad - and I am eternally patient...........

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................T minus 48 hours..................................

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...........we have arrived in the hotel and I wish I could say that we have collapsed into repose with some dignity like this hottie below..............

...................but we accidentally packed our dignity into one of our boxes and can't find it now so we probably look like this...............

Shabbat Shalom all.

Not long now.

Damien

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.......................Got Gay Much? .............................................

......................Nelly & Diddy are just good friends..................... really............................................... no homo.
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.........Just Coz............... Bluntcard......................................

.................but isn't that why we go there?
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..............Man Candy Tie Over ...........Again :) .....................

Photography by John Gress....... his blog HERE.
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