.......... My New/Old Home Town.............. Brisbane, Queensland, Australia...................

.................I'M BACK !!!.......................With A Meme Even...............

........................enjoy - LOTS of news to come.

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Blood of twenty vestal virgins - it takes pure concentrated evil to look this good.

2. Where was your profile picture taken? The local ER after a night of "celebration".

3. Can you play Guitar Hero? Can you hold still while I nut punch you?

4. Name someone who made you laugh today. What was it about? I saw an old lady trip on the sidewalk.............. I'm a very bad man................... who giggles.

5. How late did you stay up last night and why? Late - it takes time to dig even a shallow grave.

6. If you could move somewhere else where would you and why? Czech republic - there I really CAN have a sixteen year old as a houseboy and not violate those damn pesky labour laws - Vive la Communiste!

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks? No- but I've had a few kisses that gave me fireworks - that could have been the alcohol poisoning though.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you? Dick - and he knows what happens if he tries to leave.

9. Do you believe exes can be friends? With benefits? Yes they can be friends -unless they break your heart and stomp it in public like a rabid dog - then fucking them over takes on a whole new meaning.

10. Do you like Dr. Pepper? Yes - that whole spicey 'turn your head and cough' thing gets me every time.

11. When was the last time you cried really hard? Really hard as opposed to just sniveling? The day music died............... at least that's what he told me his name was.

12. Who took your profile picture? One of the 'others' in my head - he has a steady hand.

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of? The neighbours - God bless a good telephoto lens.

14. Was yesterday better than today? Why? I dunno - ask me tomorrow.

15. Can you live a day without TV? Can you live with that lack of IQ?

16. Are you upset about anything now? Yeah - question 15 ya dumbfu....

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? Yes - and the hit man I have on stand by is clearly a coincidence.

18. Are you a bad influence? Define bad.

19. Night out or night in? Both - I am versatile after all.

20. What items could you not go without during the day? My dignity - now if I could just find where I put it last................................

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? The vestal virgins - a thank you card is the least I could do.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say? 50 for an incall.

23. How do you feel about your life right now? Pretty good - the sweaty crotch ain't rocking my world but I can live with it.

24. Do you hate anyone? Ask me that on a dark night.

25. If we were to look in your Facebook inbox, what would we find? Maps to the bodies.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass? Drug is such an ill defined term.

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before? Yeah - they lied.

28. What song is stuck in your head? It's not a song - it's a tumour and I will thank you not to stare.

29. Someone knocks on your window at 2 a.m., whom do you want it to be? If it ain't The Rock - then it better be someone with a LOT of ready cash.

30. Do you (or did you) want to have grandkids before you’re 50? Nope - selfish bastards.

31. Tell us your Saturday night. Buy wine - drink wine - whine at hubby - good times.

32. Do you think too much or too little? Let me think about that and I'll get back to you.

33. Do you smile a lot? If you call a drug hazed smirk a smile - sure............. I'll go with that.
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.....Just Coz.......... Then & Now ............................................

.................................... 100,000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............................

.....................OMG!

YOU FUCKERS ABSOLUTELY ROCK !!!!!

I never once thought when I started this little blog that it would get a hundred thousand readers and eighty-two loyal followers.

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you.

Very grateful and very appreciative.

Keep coming back.

The blog will be back to normal this weekend with not ONE but three megaposts and a VLOG from the new location.

Again............................. my most heart felt appreciation.

Here is to the next 100,000!! :)

Shalom all

Damien
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...............................We'll Get To It Soon.............................

...................thanks for all the emails and messages guys.

We are here in Brisbane and we are finding our feet.

All emails and messages will be replied to and those waiting for a phone call will be called.

We just need to regroup :)

Moving is not pretty but now we are SO happy we are in Brizvegas and starting our new life.

Shalom all.

Damien
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......................How To Manage Moving Stress.......................

................ and don't think I won't bitches :)

T minus 8 hours till touch down.

Shalom.

Damien.

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.............Current Moving Mood.......................................

.................................... drained.............. exhausted................. stressed.

Redemption comes tomorrow.

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.............Just Coz.......................... Taylor Lautner.....................

.....blow job mouth................................ check.

.....hot bod............................................. check.

.....legal age of consent........................ fail.

.......................two out of three ain't bad - and I am eternally patient...........

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................T minus 48 hours..................................

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...........we have arrived in the hotel and I wish I could say that we have collapsed into repose with some dignity like this hottie below..............

...................but we accidentally packed our dignity into one of our boxes and can't find it now so we probably look like this...............

Shabbat Shalom all.

Not long now.

Damien

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.......................Got Gay Much? .............................................

......................Nelly & Diddy are just good friends..................... really............................................... no homo.
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.........Just Coz............... Bluntcard......................................

.................but isn't that why we go there?
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..............Man Candy Tie Over ...........Again :) .....................

Photography by John Gress....... his blog HERE.
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..................So Sick Of Packing.............................................

...........................Moving sux.

That is all.

Oh -------- red wine rocks.

Shalom

Damien.
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...........Just Coz...................... Man Candy To Tie You Over ................

...................cheers all.

Shalom

Damien






















Photography by John Gress
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................................Sporadic Blogging................................

...................Shabbat Shalom All.

As you all know I am moving to Oz on the 9th of November.

Blogging will be sporadic for a few weeks whilst I move and then get settled.

Thankfully, my Mum has found us a great apartment in a gorgeous complex in a great location in Brisbane - Yay for the Mummy :)

Until then, I appreciate your patience and your loyalty as always.

Shalom

Damien
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.............Carlos Acosta............. Cuban Ballet Superstar.........

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.....Just Coz......................... Fave TV Themes.....................

................... *sigh* those were the days :)

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..........Meme Time.......... I GOT TAGGED !!! ...................

...........by Kevin over at The Lisp - with THIS meme - damn his ass !! (Too late........)

Dinner And A Movie Star Meme

1. Pick a single person, past or present, in the film industry who you'd like to have dinner with, and tell us why you chose this person.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - because someone who says yes to play gay in a Travolta movie HAS to have a sense of humour :)




Plus, he gave a SHITLOAD of money to education and ill children - and it is well known there is QUITE the IQ in that gorgeously buzzed head of his!


2. Set the table for your dinner. What would you eat? Would it be in a home or at a restaurant? And what would you wear? Feel free to elaborate on the details.




It would be my place, and it would be casual.

It would be on a low set table on cushions, keeping the casual theme going and the entire room would be lit by candles. I *love* eating by candlelight.

He would be wearing some light-weight fabric pants and a comfortable shirt as would I. We would both be commando.

I would have some simple cheese and cured meats to start with - definitely some King Island Bree. We would chat about his day - because who really asks him about anything OTHER than the tatt and the bod (I'm thoughtful that way).




Then we would have roast beef with my world famous cheesy garlic potato mash - made with GOOD parmesan (...said a-la-Ina-Garten).

Roasted spring vegetables and a nice, smooth Australian shiraz would round it out. We would then chat over the rest of the shiraz as dinner settled, then a little while later it would be a chocolate tartlet with some King Island Cream.

We would then retire to a HUGE pile of cushions and pillows to lounge, leer and chat.

I don't do naughty stuff on the first date - but there would be tongue action let me tell you.




3. List five thoughtful questions you would ask this person during dinner.

(1) Why can't there be openly gay wrestlers so that there can be some social challenge to the red necks who patronise wrestling??

(2) What is Vin Diesel like as a bottom (I am certain Travolta told you)?

(3) Why does Hollywood force people into the closet?

(4) What exactly is criminology and how is it applied exactly? (He has a criminology / physiology degree)

(5) What would you like for breakfast?




4. When all is said and done, select bloggers to pass this Meme along to.

Scott at Bill In Exile - 'coz he will roll his eyes when he gets this :) ...
WM - Maybe it's just me ...
Mutt over at Mutton Chopped Mutant ...
The Java Junkie ....
Ben at Ben In Leather Land ....

Shalom

Damien

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..........Just Coz........................Men In Heels.....................

.......................don't know why........













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...............................Because This Never Gets Old............

....................and he is damn funny - and talented...... I heart ballet.








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