Do you know what The Gayelles problem is.......
They want fucking perfection!!!
Seriously - almost every bloody online gay has first a laundry list of what (naturally) you CAN'T be....
- Dont Be Old
- Dont Be Fat
- Dont Be Femme
- Dont Be Asian/Black/Latino/Muslim/Jewish et al
- Dont Be Into The Scene
- Dont Be HIV Positive
- Dont Be Mental
- Dont Be Blah Blah Blah
- Be In The Gym
- Be Smooth
- Be Hot
- Be Young
- Be Like A Porno Star If You're Over 30
- Be Neg
- Be Safe Only
- Be Into BB (yup - youd be surprised)
- Be Employed In A High Paying Job
- Be Romantic
- Be Successful
- BE SOMETHING BETTER THAN ME !!!
I had a friend - quite hot too - who once declaimed "I will never date a fat person. I don't want them to have a heart attack in the middle of them fucking me!!" - Needless to say that the individual in question met the man of his dreams and is still with him - and yes, it was and is a fattie.
Seriously - and gays wonder why they are alone and miserable.
Good Grief.
D
xox
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