I'm digging deep for ya mates.......
A - Age: I turned 37 in March this year - interestingly enough - I have a revitalised view on life - in spite of my depression / or because of the fucker - who knows.......
B - Bed size: Queen - although the hubby hogs the bed so I usually get about 6 inches of room to myself.
C - Chore you hate: Dishes - my mother made me do 'em as a kid and it drives me crazy to this day.
D - Dog’s name: He doesn't have a name - he's called HUSBAND!
E - Essential start to your day: Coffee - and yes...... I will kill for one if I have to - with my bare hands - thank you Mossad for the training.
F - Favourite colour: Black - really. There's a funeral every 6 minutes after all.
G - Gold or Silver: Silver – I look like a Guido wannabe in gold.
H - Height: 176cm of delightfulness - 5'8 for you yanks :)
I - Instruments: I can play clarinet, flute, saxophone, piano, organ. And I play penis with the skill of a virtuoso. I could make your skull cave in.
J- Job: I had one of those once - hopefully I'll have another real soon.
K – Kids: Refer to Dogs Name.
L - Living arrangements: 3 bed nest of domesticity with the Husband.
M - Mum’s name: Mum and/or Dear - sometimes referred as that "Crazy ol' Lady" - hence why I don't give her the blog address.
N - Nicknames: Stinky - Una Oarsen - Glenda - Bitch - Dai - Damo - TC - Oi You ! - shmuck.
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Lot's due to chronic bronchial asthma.
P - Pet Peeve: Too many to list. Although stupid people are right up there. There are so many - can't I just thin 'em out a LITTLE?
Q - Quote from a movie: “Are you high Clarice?!” - Steel Magnolias. My other fave I use in the workplace when people don't immediately do as I tell them is "It puts the lotion on it's skin - it does this whenever it's told" - and yes I do it with crazy eyes. Works every time.
R – Robot or Human?: Human - robots are smarter than me.
S - Siblings: Older brother who is an adorable man with a good heart. Older sister who is a fat hairy narrow minded bigot bitch who needs to feel the blunt end of my boot up her arse.
T - Time you wake up: When working 6:30am - at the moment - pick a number - any number.
U- Underwear: Briefs under the work wear - otherwise commando all the other times - except in the gym - who wants to bounce.
V - Vegetable you dislike: Fennel.
W - Ways you run late: It's called a snooze button people!
X - X-rays you’ve had: Too numerous to mention.
Y - Yummy food you make: I make a beef and mushroom dish with a red wine and balsamic gravy served over rice that can give you a chubby.
Z - Zoo favourite: The monkeys - they throw their own shit at the dumb people - confirming their own intelligence :)
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8 comments:
Great answers!
-"Skull cave in": oh, honey, i want that in hi-def.
-nicknames: oi, you! love it. I usually use the old abfab standby, "oi! shopgirl!"
-yummy food: i've yet to have a mean that gave me wood. i would like to eat that dish.
Kevin - happy to oblige - let me drop a few more kilos first :)
oi shopgirl works too.
Its a dish that gives wood - repeatedly - yummo
I love your answer about the Monkeys in the Zoo, Don't you wish you could just throw shit at all the dumb people? The only problem would be that it would take most every moment of every day!
OMG! My mom used to make me do dishes too! I am scarred as well! I cannot stand to do them now! Thank goodness I have an understanding hubby!!! Why did mommy hate me? I think I need to go back to therapy now, just in time for mother's day!
Y= A chubby, really? not only have I not heard that used for years, but I'm suddenly quite hungry. I'm so coming to your place for dinner!
Mutant - it does indeed.
My beef and mushroom dish is cooked with balsamic, red wine, garlic, red onions, paprika, soy, seasoning and some other things that will remain secret - served over rice - oh my dear it is amazing.
horny food.
FEED ME! You've totally won me over - you know how they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, well You've got mine in the palm of your hands!
Hubby might get jealous - a simple "thank you" when I cook it will be fine :)
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