The 2 for 1 Meme:
1. What is on the walls of your room? Pictures of my intended victims and a map of a getaway route.
2. What type of music do you listen to? The music that only an Espresso machine in the morning can make - *sigh*.
3. What do you want more than anything right now? Revenge.
4. Do you get scared in the dark? Yes - it's harder to find your target in the dark - makes a mess.
5. What’s you worst fear? Yet another Meme.
6. If you could have anything right now, what would it be? 2 muscular, not too bright toy boys, a fast plane, a bag of cash and no questions.
7. What’s the meaningful gift that you’ve received? "Drink more wine" - Penny.
8. Do you have a crush? Yes - he's currently in the basement - "Its put the lotion on it's skin.......".
9. Who is your favourite celebrity? Perez Hilton - come on! - the guy aint what you'd call pretty and he puts him and his fat ass out there for the world to bitch at - respect fat dude - respect.
10. Could you fall in love with someone that you know must leave? Of course you can - that's why there are contract killers out for there - for when they do leave.
11. Share a favourite quote of yours. "Tomorrow? Tomorrow we enact our plans to RULE THE WORLD!!!" - Brain from Pinky and the Brain…
12. What’s your weakness? Drunk driving - I'm a pistol.
13. Do you believe that we all have a soul mate? Indeed - he is called husband - and his soul is in a jar on my desk.
14. What were you doing before Sunday Stealing? Alcoholism and stalking. It's the sit-com that writes itself :)
15. What do you get complicated about the most? Hang on - let me ask the voices in my head.
16. What turns you off the most from a potential partner? Their inability to appreciate the voices in my head.
17. What is you worst habit? Forgetting to hide the bodies.
18. When was the last time that you were jealous? Three minutes ago.
19. Have you ever had a “friend with benefits”? Yes.
20. Do you use sarcasm? Have you met me? Read my blog?
21. At the moment, what’s you favourite song? Theme from Psycho.
22. What is you favourite day of the year? Pick one - I'm too lazy.
23. Describe your love life. Lovey dovey - and if he says anything else, he goes in the basement with the rest of 'em.
24. When was your last one night stand? Many many many years ago.
25. How many past lovers are too many? There is no such thing as too many past lovers - but there is such a thing as too many past lovers left alive.
4 comments:
You must be feeling much better, your answers were right on the mark! Luv ya!
ps. I forgot to let you know your picture over at Sky Hooker was cool!
I am trying - it's not easy tho.
And what photo of ME is over at that cesspit of Sodom ?!?!?!?!?
I must be loosing it! I was sure I saw a photo of you there......but, I must have been dreaming,because it is not there!
Loving the revenge theme! Can I add some names to the list on your wall?
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