Monday, 31 August 2009

.................. Im So Ashamed With Myself......................




..........................I've totally got a crush on Taylor Lautner - one of those Twilight kids who are all popular 'coz of those tween vampire films.

I feel like SUCH a dirty old man - Now I know how Lady MacBeth felt when she couldn't get those damn spots off - dirty dirty dirty Damien.

I know.......

I'm so sorry :(









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12 comments:

queer heaven said...

Join the club,Damien! He is HOT no matter how young he is!

Anonymous said...

There is nothing to be sorry about. He is hot hot hot! And, 17 is legal is some states! Thankfully I live in one. I think. LOL. He will be 18 soon!

Piggy and Tazzy said...

And shouldn't it be 'ashamed "of" myself' and not "with"?

Thick foreign cunt.

(watch some poncy, clever-clogs English Lit studying arsehole come along now and tell me that both are correct).

EMikeGarcia said...

He's far too pretty and will probably be all, "Just don't get it on my face."

Boo.

Piggy and Tazzy said...

I quite like it on my face.

Sometimes.

Piggy and Tazzy said...

On reflection... I can't believe I just admitted that.

Damien said...

QH - but it feels so wrong :) maybe thats the fun part ...

P&T - How dare you call me a bitch ! - the filthy part Ill live with.

MR - is he really ONLY 17? Oh g-d thats worse LOL

EMIKE - actually - experience tells me the pretty ones like it everywhere and in copious amounts :) - there now, aint that better !

Piggy - you werent asked :)

Piggy and Tazzy said...

Oh, so you don't like being called 'bitch'? The truth hurts, eh?

I've never liked the pretty ones. I always tend to like the one's that look like mass murderers, for some reason.

And I know I wasn't asked, but thought I'd mention it anyway. Partly because the 6 cans of Grolsch I've just consumed told me to.

Gawd, I never put you down as one of those whinging bitches. How could've I have been so wrong?

about a boy said...

then im an old man right along with you.

Damien said...

Piggy - the six cans of Grolsch talking ?? Do they still sell beer to senior citizens? :)

You drink it with a sippy cup pet?

The Mistress said...

Oh you boys.

Damien said...

*looks down shuffling feet*

Sorry Mistress.......