.................................... 35 Bits About Me............................

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................. its kind of a ME weekend here on the blog - who knows WHAT you might find out about your venerable host :)

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?

Yes

02) What was your dream growing up?

I wanted to compose music for movies.

03) What talent do you wish you had?

I wish I could sing - it is the only musical thing I can't do - I sound like a Banshee with strep throat.

04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?

Bundaberg Rum & Coke

05) Favorite vegetable?

Mushrooms

06) What was the last book you read?

Wyrd Sisters - Terry Pratchett

07) What zodiac sign are you?

Pisces

08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

One Tatt on my right shoulder - stylised Star of David.

09) Worst Habit?

Treating my body like an amusement park.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

If you were wearing ass-less chaps and submitted to a weapons search I probably would - the ride ain't free tho.

11) What is your favorite sport?

Gymnastics.

12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?

Used to be an optimist - nowadays I am definitely a pessimist.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

Considering that I'm claustrophobic you would probably have to hold me close to help manage the pain. No kidding.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?

When the first man I ever loved died I was unable to attend the funeral because I couldn't afford the air ticket. I never got to say goodbye.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.

I have a small birthmark on my left ass cheek.

16) Do you have any pets?

No - not yet.

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

I would first ask why you were there. And then ask if you brought anything for the entrance fee.

18) What was your first impression of me?

I have no idea who "you" are - I thought this was a basic non-specific meme.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

Scary - totally creepy.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

My weight - I am too fat right now.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

Conscience - unless the money was just too good.

22) What color eyes do you have?

Deep blue.

23) Ever been arrested?

Questioned - never arrested though.

24) Bottle or can soda?

Bottle.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

Move to Australia to take care of my Mum.

27) What's your favorite place to hang out?

Steam Room at the gym - its quiet. Lots of eye candy. And no phones. And no - get your mind out of the gutter.

28) Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes - seen a few.

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

Blog - really.

30) Do you swear a lot?

Yup - total potty mouth I'm afraid. I'm just very well behaved on the blog.

31) Biggest pet peeve?

People who drive like assholes - on your bumper, no inidicator etc.

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?

Earnest.

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?

Both.

34) Favorite and least favorite food?

Favorite: Steak. Least Favorite: Salmon *retch*

35) Do you believe in God?

I absolutely do. I just don't understand why G-d stays so remote sometimes.

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