Friday, 16 October 2009

.......Yet Another Meme Stolen From.................

My 2 Cents. Fantastic blog.

1. Who do you think is the hottest movie star? Gene Wilder - rusty steelo pad hair never looked so hawt!

2. Apart from your house and your car, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? My dignity - unfortunately I could only afford to get it piece by tattered piece.

3. What is your most treasured memory? Seeing the guy who dumped me 9 years ago has aged like a leather handbag.

4. What is the best gift you’ve ever received as a child? Lockjaw.

5. What is the biggest mistake you’ve ever made? Only bringing enough ammo for the first hit.

6. Give four words to describe yourself. Bitter, Alcoholic, Shrewish, Beverhausen.

7. What was your highlight or lowlight of 2008? Realising that those damn dogs can sniff a body even under concrete.

8. What was your most embarrassing moment? Being caught naked and lubed with David Letterman - yeah........... ASSistant it is..

9. Tell something not generally known about yourself. The voices in my head sing in perfect four part harmony.

10. If you were a comic strip/cartoon character, who would you be? Road Runner - that bird was a bitch.


SteveA said...

I like #8!

Michael Rivers said...

Isn't #3 wonderful when it happens!!

Damien NZ said...

Steve - It was a bit embarrassing for Dave - being on the bottom and all.

MR - It sure is mate :)

Wonder Man said...

fun stuff

The Mutant said...

@6... Beverhausen Perfect, utterly perfect!

Damien NZ said...

Glad you like Mutt :)