Monday, 14 December 2009

.............Stealing the Stolen Meme Monday.......................

.......................again - I stole this from My 2 Cents here..... I love his answers- go read.

Then come back and read mine :)

26. What color is your watch? I don't wear a watch - time takes it's mark from me.

27. What do you think of when you hear “Australia”? "Skippy" gracing my bonnet at 100km's an hour.

28. Would you strip for money? Please................ I'd strip for a burger...

29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? It depends on the caliber of my weapon at the time.

30. What is your favorite number? 100 ........... it's my hourly rate ............ I ain't as fit as I used to be.

31. Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone? My mother - AKA She Who Is The Scourge Of The Road.

32. Any plans today? Busy day - there bottles of red wine to drink - bon bons to eat - hookers to pay.

33. In how many states have you lived? 3 - Denial - Maniacal - Homocidal.

34. Biggest annoyance right now? Lack of red wine - and substandard downers - bummer.

35. Last song listened to? "It puts the lotion on it's skin" from Hannibal the musical - it's an original adaption by yours truly.

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? If you pay me enough I can do amazing things on my back...... I mean.......... do things backwards.

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house? I did - but Immigration finally caught up with the sloppy bitch.

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Wheels - must you be so insensitive?

39. Are you jealous of anyone? Non wheels people.

40. Is anyone jealous of you? Look at my profile picture and ask that question again .... dumbass.

41. Do you love anyone? My other personalities are quite endearing.

42. Do any of your friends have children? They do - but they're never allowed to leave the basement.......... it's called parenting.

43. What do you usually do during the day? Refer # 32.

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Those people who pay for things at the 7/11 with coins................. use a note ya cheap whores.

45. Do you use the word hello daily? I prefer to use "I'm medicated - but the drop off is unpredictable........... talk quick".

46. What color is your car? Black with heavy tinted windows - my dealers prefer anonymity.

47. What size wedding ring do you wear? I only wear one type of ring.......... work it out.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now? My pharmacist........... he's the only one that truly cares.

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Not since that unfortunate toilet misunderstanding of '04.

50. How did you get your worst scar? See # 49................ enuff said.
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3 comments:

MJ said...

#28. Or if Mistress MJ asked you to, apparently.

Damien Oz said...

It goes without saying Mistress

Wonder Man said...

fun meme