................again I stole this from My 2 Cents - go here - love that blog and love these memes ;)
The ABCs of Meme
A- Advocate for: 101 recipes for tube-steak.
B- Best Feature: my tube-steak........... you couldn't see that coming?
C- Could do without: red wine & zoloft.
D- Dreams and desires: money & a loyal group of hot but somewhat stoopid ex-marine toyboys.
E- Essential items: see "C".
F- Favorite past time: self-abuse.
G- Good at: I have blow job skills that would make your skull cave in.
H- Have never tried: sanity.
I- If I had a million dollars: I'd purchase a brand new body.
J- Junkie for: red wine & zoloft.
K- Kindred spirit: most medicated drunks ........ they don't call me Anastasia Beaverhausen for nothing.
L- Little known fact: I'm very smart - I just play dumb very .... very well.
M- Memorable moment: my first cocktail.... it started me on the path to greatness that I am today.
N- Never again will I: mix up zoloft and viagra again.
O- Occasional indulgence: a 5$ dollar box of wine - I'm classy like that.
P- Profession: cocktail tester.
Q- Quote: "how much an hour?!"
R- Reason to smile: my fully stocked bar.
S- Sorry about: leaving a witness.
T- Things you are worrying about right now: do I have enough mixer in the fridge?
U- Uninterested in: the tab.
V- Very scared of: nothing - drunk is bliss.
W- Worst habits: you haven't caught onto the theme yet have ya?
X – X marks my ideal vacation spot: any resort that has a good cocktail bar with hot bartenders- preferably shirtless.
Y- Yummiest dessert: the hubby.... mmmmmm mmm.
Z- Zodiac sign: pisces - we love the liquid.