Wednesday, 2 December 2009

.......The Stolen Meme.......... That Is A Stolen Meme....................................

................again I stole this from My 2 Cents - go here - love that blog and love these memes ;)

Enjoy

The ABCs of Meme

A- Advocate for: 101 recipes for tube-steak.

B- Best Feature: my tube-steak........... you couldn't see that coming?

C- Could do without: red wine & zoloft.

D- Dreams and desires: money & a loyal group of hot but somewhat stoopid ex-marine toyboys.

E- Essential items: see "C".

F- Favorite past time: self-abuse.

G- Good at: I have blow job skills that would make your skull cave in.

H- Have never tried: sanity.

I- If I had a million dollars: I'd purchase a brand new body.

J- Junkie for: red wine & zoloft.

K- Kindred spirit: most medicated drunks ........ they don't call me Anastasia Beaverhausen for nothing.

L- Little known fact: I'm very smart - I just play dumb very .... very well.

M- Memorable moment: my first cocktail.... it started me on the path to greatness that I am today.

N- Never again will I: mix up zoloft and viagra again.

O- Occasional indulgence: a 5$ dollar box of wine - I'm classy like that.

P- Profession: cocktail tester.

Q- Quote: "how much an hour?!"

R- Reason to smile: my fully stocked bar.

S- Sorry about: leaving a witness.

T- Things you are worrying about right now: do I have enough mixer in the fridge?

U- Uninterested in: the tab.

V- Very scared of: nothing - drunk is bliss.

W- Worst habits: you haven't caught onto the theme yet have ya?

X – X marks my ideal vacation spot: any resort that has a good cocktail bar with hot bartenders- preferably shirtless.

Y- Yummiest dessert: the hubby.... mmmmmm mmm.

Z- Zodiac sign: pisces - we love the liquid.



2 comments:

MJ said...

I have blow job skills that would make your skull cave in.

Be sure to add THIS to your resume as well.

Michael Rivers said...

We have the same favorite past time! How cool!