.......Kreativ Blogger Award............... I'd Like To Thank.............

............the Academy of Larry :)

From Ohio to be exact.

The Lovely Larry (as he will henceforth be titled) - nominated me for a Kreativ Blogger Award.

And I was tickled pink!!

Truly !!!

I love Larry's writing - he is so introspectively intelligent with a great take on the world.

So head over to his blog and check it out HERE.

Now this award comes with a meme with 7 strict rules that I must obey. Being a truly obedient man :0 - Here they are...................

1. Thank the person who nominated you for this award.

I sincerely and genuinely thank the Lovely Larry from Ohio over at Patently Queer.

Look at that rakish smirk :) - ain't he adorable !!

2. Copy the award logo and place it on your blog.

3. Link to the person who nominated you for this award.

Please go visit Larry at Patently Queer.

4. Name 7 things about yourself that people might find interesting.

a. I lived in a caravan (trailer) for ten years as we were too poor to afford an apartment. My mother cleaned houses and toilets so yours truly didn't go without. We love her.

b. I had a woman pursue me at my brothers wedding reception. She worked as a stripper - it took my lesbian best friend to tell her "if you touch my man again Ill break you!".

c. I have never Twittered - and never will.

d. I would love to - just once - have lunch with Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain and the Commonwealth. What a life she has led and what stories she could tell.

e. In 2001 - at the worst of my depression - I was working such few hours and making such little money that I lived for a whole two months on nothing but Weet-Bix (an Australian breakfast cereal).

f. My favourite way to relax is with a glass of red, a book and a bath with some bath oil - usually something mineral based.

g. I have eaten pussy - it was in a bi-3way I once did. I didn't hate it - but I certainly did not see the appeal my straight mates were going on about.

5. Nominate 7 Kreativ Bloggers and post links to the 7 blogs you nominate.

This one is easy. I love all these bloggers and their blogs:

Muzo in Los Angeles at MUZOPHILE.

Mutt in Melbourne - my lovely Mutt The Mutton Chopped Mutant

Brenton -the blogging Obi Wan to my Luke - in Sydney, Australia at Aussielicious

The truly spectacular piece of Canadian Beaver... Mistress MJ - over at Infomaniac NSFW

The very witty, very pervy, very wise Scott over at Bill In Exile NSFW

The adorably unique Michael at Michael Rivers

The very sweet V over at Maybe It's Just Me

6. Someone before me forget to post rule 6

I would put something witty here - but I left my wit in my other pants - sorry :)

7. Leave a comment on each of the blogs letting them know they have been nominated.

Done !!