Tuesday, 23 February 2010

...........Stolen Meme of a Stolen Meme Monday...........

..............to see where I stole this from - visit my evil twin at My 2 Cents HERE.............


Enjoy


The 6 W's Meme

Who…


Is easy to love? the lad in the basement - that bolt that holds his chain to the floor ain't going anywhere........
Do you just wanna smack? Obama - it's time for his testicles to drop - not a bad first year - now kick it up a notch fukka.
Do you trust? myself........... everyone else has something to prove.
Do you talk to when you’re alone? The "others" - some are in my head - some are outside of my head - but only I can see any of them.


What…


Dangerous things do you do while driving? Play pedestrian bingo - the wheelchairs are especially challenging........ moving target and all.
Are you allergic to? Mormons - Jehovahs Witnesses - Hookers from my pack who don't give me my cut.....
Is Satan’s last name? Iran.
Is the freakiest thing in your house? Me - when I'm out of my anti-depressants............ you think Sybil was freaky - that bitch was still in potty training compared to me in an episode.


When…


Is it time to turn over a new leaf? When the new identity papers arrive - hail comrades.
Will you be all that you can be? When I am finally name King of Oz - my minions are planning the revolution as we speak.
Is enough enough? When the testicles turn from blue to a deep red - usually after 36 hours of activity..........
Do you go to the dark side? When I am hurting - and it is a hurt you will never see.


Where…


Are your pants? Currently they are being used as a flag - it helps the hookers know where to come to drop off my cut.
Is your last will and testament? Surgically implanted in my fourth rib.
Is your junk food stash? Down the street - it is called a Convenience Store.
Is Carmen Sandiego? On the street corner - but she knows which pair of pants to look for.


Why…


Was the Lone Ranger alone? He had his horse - connect the dots.
Was The Scarlet Letter scarlet? Gonorrhea was a different colour back then.
Are musicians sexy and plumbers not? I've always thought plumbers were hotter - try a number three wrench on ya nipples and tell me that ain't hot.
Are there no seat belts on school buses? So that nature will weed out the weak.


Would you…


Swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what? A week with Zac Quinto, a gallon of crisco, a manicurist to keep my nails short and lots and lots of deep breathing for Zac.
Forgive someone who deliberately hurt you? Sure - I'll even let them choose which body part to give up as proof of their remorse.
Rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth? The lie will hurt them a lot more than me - that weekend with Mossad wasn't a team building excercise.
Still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window? Sure - it's only six feet from there to the tarmac - you didnt say it was in the air or on the ground Mr Smart Arse.

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2 comments:

Wesley said...

Dude... I was going to copy this shit on my blog and try to answer these questions myself. But I just can't over do this guy. He's fucking hilarious!

I'm now following him. Thanks for the intro homie!

Hope your doing well!

W.

Damien Oz said...

Glad you liked = the very first of his meme's I read had me larfing so hard I peed my pants - fantastically twisted shit.

Awesome.

I am doing well handsome - hope you are too :)