Monday, 26 April 2010

...........Stolen Meme of a Stolen Meme Monday...........

...............you know the drill - meme lifted from the evil twin of this blog "My 2 Cents" - go read his version of this - I laughed so hard I popped a vein.....

Enjoy

Damien

1. What were doing 10 years ago? I think the question is WHOM was I doing - I'd tell you - but I signed a confidentiality agreement.

2. Five snacks that you enjoy in a perfect, non weight-gaining world: Outback Onion Bloom, Ben & Jerrys Mint, Box of Wine, My Own Bitterness, Protein Cocktail.

3. Five things you would do if you were a billionaire:Buy two huge houses - one for me - and on for the stable of house-men that I would buy to fulfill my every need, want and desire. And a Mossad hit man for those house-men who tried to get away.

4. Three of your habits: treating my body like an amusement park, treating other bodies like an amusement park, burying the bodies in an actual amusement park.

5. Five jobs that you’ve have had: Ransom Note Writer, Drug Mule, Kosher Hooker Inspector, Civil Servant (truly criminal), Politicians Play Thing.

6. Five places that you’ve lived: Melbourne Oz, Bitter Regret, Orlando FL, New Zealand, Brisbane Oz,

7. Five things that you did yesterday: Treated my body like an amusement park, ate bon bons, treated my body like an amusement park part II, drank, drank some more.......

8. Five people you would want to get to know more about: Prince Charles (wanna know if the ears are real), Lynda Carter (she likes to drink AND she was Wonder Woman), Jeff Stryker - dumb with a huge cock, Bill Clinton - he has all the good hooker contacts, Zach Quinto - Spock is a bottom.

9. Abortion: for or against it? For if they are Tea Baggers attempting to reproduce.

10. Do you think the world would fail with a female president? Yes - PMS could result in a pushing of the big red button.

11. Do you believe in the death penalty? Officially - no. Unofficially - don't look in the amusement park.

12. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already? Sure - stoners get mellow and the munchies - they don't declare war.

13. Are you for or against premarital sex? Yes - Premarital sex is the marital equivalent of a test drive.

14. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized? Yes and Republicans should be forced to pay for divorce.

15. Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA? I ain't cleaning my own floors bitch!? ***

16. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen? They can fuck at 15 in the Czech Republic so hell to the YEAH BITCHES !!!

17. Should the war in Iraq be called off? Yes - those men need come home and get blow jobs - lots of blow jobs.

18. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree? Depends on if I like them or not.......

19. Do you believe in spanking your children? Spanking .... no - keeping in a basement till they are of age - yes....

20. Do you worry that others will judge you from reading some of your answers? Three words.............. My..............Blog............... Bitches............. I ain't here for popularity - I'm here for me..........

***no letters please........
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5 comments:

EMikeGarcia said...

Wow... This is the first time I agreed with all of your answers... Sometimes you make me cringe just a lil' bit.

Damien Oz said...

Just a little bit Mikey my handsome Mr Garcia?

I must try harder :)

Wesley said...

LOL! I love this kidd. He makes me laugh... a lot. Thanks for introducing me D!

Damien Oz said...

wes - pleasure cute stuff :)

ToddyEnglish said...

haha I'm going to answer this one!