Tuesday, 1 June 2010

...........Stolen Meme of a Stolen Meme Monday...........

.....................OK - so it's Tuesday Oz time - sue me.


I'm home and not well - don't get on my bad side bitches............

Hope this gives you a giggle - as always - see the original HERE..............

1. Real First Name: Damien .................... as in Omen.

2. Birthday: The Ides Of March - and none of you bitches got me anything ... PFft !.


3. Where do you live: In the middle of the Gay Triangle of Inner City Brisbane Oz. I'd give you my address - but between my cadre of hookers and group of committed stalkers there is scant room for you on the footpath oustide my apartment.


4: What are you studying/What are you working as: I'm studying to be a self-medicating alcoholic like my idol Anastasia Beaverhausen - Im working at convincing you all to buy advertising space on my blog.


5. What makes you happy: Yet another hooker buzzing me from downstairs to deliver my cut.


6. What are you listening to now/have listened to last: Currently listening to the hawkers of my hookers downstairs - last listened the headboard of the cute gay couple upstairs banging against the shared wall. They seem to be very energetic..


7. What is particularly good/bad about your blog:There is nothing bad about this blog. What would be GOOD about this blog is if you bought some advertising space - would it kill you ??


8. An interesting fact about you: Back when I was a dancer I could get my legs behind my head and STILL couldn't give myself a bj................ talk about oh so close.......


9. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment: I am in love with the hubby - as is proper - I have a huge crush on the French / Syrian waiter at my local Sunday brunch hang out - yeah he knows it - I'm still waiting for that free latte tho..........


10. Favorite place to be: Face down in a plate of bacon and eggs gouging on the goodness.


11. Favorite lyric: "I've been to paradise but I've ........... never been in me". Or something like that...................


12. Best time of the year: Summer - long hot days - long hot nights - lots of hookers making money - BOOYAAAHH !!!!.


13. Weirdest food you like: Cookies made by stalkers - they beat the crap out of Girl Guide Cookies!! - Its probably the special sugar the stalkers put on em.

RECOMMEND
1. A film:
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Savannah at it's most decadent. Love that town - love those Savannah hookers. They have manners and say please before they mug you - *blush*
2. A book: Idiots Guide to Hooking - got all the tips and picks.
3. A song: "im a little teapot" - I connect with the "shout and stout" part.
4: A band: Anything Eurotrash. I love bad 80's electronica partnered with silver lame.

PLUS
1. One thing you like about a blogger that you have not met:
His Bad Dad attitude - Mr Scott - you know who you are!
2. Two things you like about yourself: my huge IQ and my lack of a gag reflex.
3. Name three things that you need in a lover: strong pulse, lack of IQ, ability to follow direct commands.


............................I'm going back to bed now.
.

8 comments:

Fabulastic said...

It's funny because I just did a post about the Ides of March...and now I feel awkward...

Wonder Man said...

no gag reflexes? you are a catch

Damien Oz said...

Fab - its all good :)

WM - you have no idea mister :))))

Stan said...

I love that movie too "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil." Reminds me of my years of living in Atlanta and my trips down to Savannah. I got a kick out of everybody when I opened my mouth to speak. "Damn Yankee!" Love that town!

ericwhitneyescort said...

Fun profile, D. Did you get the one I sent you?
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Travis said...

Oh SNAP, I live in the gay triangle of inner city Brisbane too.

Are you absolutely positive that you have no room in your schedule for another dedicated stalker?

(BLANK, SLIGHTLY CREEPY STARE)

Damien Oz said...

Travis- OMFG - now that there are TWO of us here - we qualify for a blog-meet LOL

Shall you book out the City Hall or shall I ???

Travis said...

LOL. Yay to not being the only gay in the village.

I've emailed Campbell (ie- Newman)in regards to his hosting of the first annual "Gay Blogging Gala", in the grandest of the reception halls. Still awaiting reply.