I'm home and not well - don't get on my bad side bitches............
Hope this gives you a giggle - as always - see the original HERE..............
1. Real First Name: Damien .................... as in Omen.
2. Birthday: The Ides Of March - and none of you bitches got me anything ... PFft !.
3. Where do you live: In the middle of the Gay Triangle of Inner City Brisbane Oz. I'd give you my address - but between my cadre of hookers and group of committed stalkers there is scant room for you on the footpath oustide my apartment.
4: What are you studying/What are you working as: I'm studying to be a self-medicating alcoholic like my idol Anastasia Beaverhausen - Im working at convincing you all to buy advertising space on my blog.
5. What makes you happy: Yet another hooker buzzing me from downstairs to deliver my cut.
6. What are you listening to now/have listened to last: Currently listening to the hawkers of my hookers downstairs - last listened the headboard of the cute gay couple upstairs banging against the shared wall. They seem to be very energetic..
7. What is particularly good/bad about your blog:There is nothing bad about this blog. What would be GOOD about this blog is if you bought some advertising space - would it kill you ??
8. An interesting fact about you: Back when I was a dancer I could get my legs behind my head and STILL couldn't give myself a bj................ talk about oh so close.......
9. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment: I am in love with the hubby - as is proper - I have a huge crush on the French / Syrian waiter at my local Sunday brunch hang out - yeah he knows it - I'm still waiting for that free latte tho..........
10. Favorite place to be: Face down in a plate of bacon and eggs gouging on the goodness.
11. Favorite lyric: "I've been to paradise but I've ........... never been in me". Or something like that...................
12. Best time of the year: Summer - long hot days - long hot nights - lots of hookers making money - BOOYAAAHH !!!!.
13. Weirdest food you like: Cookies made by stalkers - they beat the crap out of Girl Guide Cookies!! - Its probably the special sugar the stalkers put on em.
1. A film: Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Savannah at it's most decadent. Love that town - love those Savannah hookers. They have manners and say please before they mug you - *blush*
2. A book: Idiots Guide to Hooking - got all the tips and picks.
3. A song: "im a little teapot" - I connect with the "shout and stout" part.
4: A band: Anything Eurotrash. I love bad 80's electronica partnered with silver lame.
1. One thing you like about a blogger that you have not met: His Bad Dad attitude - Mr Scott - you know who you are!
2. Two things you like about yourself: my huge IQ and my lack of a gag reflex.
3. Name three things that you need in a lover: strong pulse, lack of IQ, ability to follow direct commands.
............................I'm going back to bed now.