Saturday, 28 August 2010

...........Do You Own A Sex Toy? .......

....................I just bought one .............. and now I have to say I am a little intimidated by it..... (Yes it can happen even to a big ol' ho like moie)....


Oy vey - maybe I am aiming just a little bit too................... large?....


What toys do you have and how did you feel buying your first?

Meanwhile the woman in the sex shop was a HOOT !!! - She knew everything in great detail - and she explained it like a teacher would the A-B-C's......classic :)

Shalom

Damien
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11 comments:

Kevin said...

my first toy was a purple silicone dildo, no thicker than two fingers.

that's about all i can bear.

i bought it about 11 years ago. i still have it.

as for your little toy, i think you'll be fine. just get if off the stove already. that's a fire waiting to happen, that you don't need the FD determining the cause of.

queer heaven said...

This is a good question Damien.... I think I might write more on my blog about it.

The first "toy" I used was when I was 17 or so. My neighbor buddy showed me how to use a butt plug.

Now I have a lovely dildo to sit on once in awhile.

Sue said...

There is this really good friend of mine that has a gay blog. She was way too shy to go out and buy a vibrator herself, so she sent her husband out to do it. He had no idea what she wanted and bought her an 8 inch one. She tells me that she likes it, but it is way too big! What could her husband have been thinking!

http://fairviewsue.wordpress.com/

BosGuy said...

Actually, I don't unless one considers my hand a "toy"... You should provide a review, much like Consumer Reports does here in the States. You can address its features, what works well, what is disapointing about the item and then provide an overall review (i.e. highly recommend).

Wonder Man said...

I don't have one... yet

CyberPete said...

I have one, well two actually.

One is the Johnny Hazzard dildo. I like that one.

A friend of mine gave me the second one as a bit of a novelty item. It's a massive pornstar one. Very intimidating so it'll stay in the box.

Ps. I was too much of a chicken to buy my toy in person so I got it online.

Michael Rivers said...

I have a couple fleshlights. Love those! :-)

Damien Oz said...

Kevin - How ELSE will I get those burly firefighters here but a good silicon based backdraft!!??

QH - I did have a butt plug once (given to me by a Sir) but really never got into it.

Sue -for your "friends husband" - oh my..............

BosGuy - expect a review to be forthcoming in the next week or so :)

WM - Off you go Tiger :)

CP - Oh buying mine in person was half the fun. The woman behind the counter was a HOOT - she knew everything about everything - it was like a Master Class. :?)

MR - Now those are fun - but I am old school and dont consider a fleshjack a toy - a toy goes in the back entrance - Im a traditionalist like that ;)

CyberPete said...

It does sound like fun, but I'd just die. Wouldn't know where to look!

Had a chuckle at your comment to Michael. I wholeheartedly agree, although I don't own a fleshlight.

Kevin said...

i've always wondered about that fleshjack thing! i think i want to get one.

CyberPete said...

Me too Kevin