- #1 is customer service - where the frak did it go??? SO sick of slaw jawed morons making me feel like I am putting them out by having them do their jobs??? Parents - fix your kids. Adults - if you don't like your job - get a different one but stop sneering at me when I simply want you to do what you are paid to do.
- #2 is the state of driving - or more importantly how BAD people are on the road these days. EVERYONE has road rage - NO ONE has manners.......................
- #3 is the disappearance of civility - if any of you know where civility is lying - probably drunk or bashed unconscious in some ditch somewhere - please let the authorities know. PLEASE. THANK YOU. EXCUSE ME. SHOULD NOT BE OPTIONAL. Manners are what keep us human.
- #4 is smoking / smokers - I'm sorry that your habit is killing you but would you mind very much just letting it KILL YOU AND NOT ME !!! -DO NOT light up when I am standing at a bus stop please. I hate it when there are ten people at a bus stop and the ONE smoker has to light up and blow it all over other people. Again - where are the manners?
- #5 is our shame of nudity - I am flummoxed that as a society we now instill in our children that if you are nude it is a shameful thing. When I was a kid skinny dipping wasn't something that we frowned upon. MIXED skinny dipping was, which you can understand. In the change room very few of us hid anything - NO ONE CARED! - I matured faster than the other boys so my pubes and bigger dick was a badge of manhood. I loved it.
- #6 is pickers - you know, those people who go around and raid the solid stuff like furniture and knick knacks that are left for solid waste removal days. Now granted - some of those people are down and out and have NO other way of getting stuff - but some of them are just vultures. It's called WASTE for a reason people - stop being cheap - especially when you know you can afford new - one of my Aunts (who I never talk to) does this and it just disgusts me.
- #7 gays who tell other gays to MAN UP - you know what - I'll man up when you SHUT UP FOOL !! It's called diversity for a reason. You don't have to be camp. BUT you don't get to tell others not to be camp. It doesn't do anything for me - but it isn't my place or yours to tell someone how to act / live / be. So why don't YOU man the fuck up and have some respect for the difference of others ya great bigot.
- #8 is BULLIES - I'm sorry you have a small penis / low IQ / lack of self esteem / abusive relative et al - but you know what - you doing to others what has been done to you does not make you a man or strong or a survivor - it makes you a thug. A feckless, spineless, amoral, cowardly thug. And you are an abhorrence.
- #9 Militant Lesbians - Now this is something that TOTALLY freaks me the frak out - what is EVIL about being a man? Or - most accurately - a gay man? The lesbians that actively hate gay man are total anathema to me. I just don't get it. I don't hate you because you have a vagina and don't like the peen - actually, you and I should be allies - so why do you hate me and mine? Unfathomable.
- #10 parents who refuse to discipline their children - I'm sorry but time out is NOT discipline. Taking away their possessions - their freedom - and yes, given them a spanking IS discipline. Time out is shirking your responsibility. Oh and do not give me the "it leads to violence against children" - violence against children is violence - disciplining a child is doing what has been done for thousands of years.
- #11 is the body fascist gays - Yes I have a gut. Yes I have more girth than you. No it does not make me less than you. What makes me less is the sorrow you make me feel that in spite of my hard work and goals - YOU think I don't measure up.
- #12 OPEC - stop rising oil prices. Please. All it does is make the rest of the world hate you even more.
- #13 Anderson Cooper - Hottie silver fox just stop refuting it. You don't have to publicly come out. But just don't say anything, rather than saying you aren't. Its' ok CooCoo - we know.
- #14 Fast food NEVER looking like it does in the advertising - look at the posters - look at the slop in your hands - WTF?
- #15 life insurance / funeral insurance advertising - makes me wanna kill myself
- #16 blog visitors who don't like what you blog - go elsewhere :) - even if I think you are cute - if you don't like what I blog - say bye bye and gracefully move on - that's what I do.