...........since none of you bitches have ever considered profiling me.... HARRUMPH !! ... I am kind of doing my own ***cough LOSER! cough*** lol...
...actually - in honour of passing my little 500K milestone recently - I am going to share with you some of the comments and questions I've got over the years - yes I keep them all, I'm anal like that - and I'm going to respond to them :)....
..so I guess I'm going to profile YOU the 2 Centers and the occasional hater - DAYUM ! again not about me :)....... my clumsy attempts at cool repartee aside........... here we go.....
"I love your blog!"
--Well thank you :) (surely you knew I was going to open with that one right?)
"Gay New Jew - Come explore everything from Porn & People to Faith & Friends with me - what the fuck does THAT mean?"
-- It means it's my blog and these are some of the things that are of interest to me and important to me... and yes, I'm a New Jew (Convert) and I'm Gay....
"You cover a lot but you don't always seem to have much to say"
--Part of that comes from the fact that I am more than a little ADD.... I can sometimes have a VERY short attention span and my mind flits back and forth between many things - some of them with absolutely NO commonality whatsoever.
"O...M...G... Can we have one blog post without your depression in it?"
--Sure !! here's one......... oh wait...............
"How can you be a gay Jew?"
--G-d doesn't mind that I'm gay.... really....
"I don't get your blog - it's all over the place"
"Enough with the depression stuff.... more of the hot men stuff"
--Um - no..... and yes - to a point.
"I'm a very overweight person and I think you were very brave for putting your self on your blog like you did man."
--Thank you. Actually it was a VERY big deal for me. Not for the blog or readers - but ME.
"Where's the porn? More Porn!"
--Working on it :)
"Are you secretly Simon the Sex Worker"
--You saw the pics of me right?
"Do you blog about American stuff because Australia is so boring?"
--Actually I blog about a lot of American topics because I am part American, love America, lived there, and most of my readers are American. Plus I would like to think that a lot of what I blog about isn't nation specific.
"Were you really a ballet dancer or are you a fat person trying to make out that he wasn't always fat so we feel sorry for you?"
--I don't know where to start with this one.
"Please - no more Susan Boyle posts"
"Are you in love with Scott at Bill In Exile?"
--Love ....... no. Little bit of envious hero-worship.... potentially.
"Are you hot for Brenton at Aussielicious?"
--Define "hot for" - Yes Brenton is HOT. I've met him in person after all. But no - I am not HOT for Brenton. Actually, I admire Brenton's drive to get out there and do shit than I do his butt or hotness.
"You use a blog like therapy"
--Yeah I do sometimes....
"Do more Aussie men."
--Oh I'm trying!! - oh ... you mean profile more Australian hotties? I can do that.
"Worst fucking blog. Always boring."
--The always part of that sentence implies you keep coming back.
and my personal favourite.............
"Your blog is a mess. I like that"
-- And I like your patronage.
Thanks all and keep the comments coming - whenever I get a good chunk of 'em I'm gonna do this again :)
And to all of you - thanks for visiting.