I am sorry you hate your job.
I am sorry you have to serve me.
I am sorry I asked you where the fittings room were when it was my first time in your store.
I am sorry I didn't have the correct change and had to hand you a $50 note after just being at the ATM machine.
I am sorry I asked if you had something in my size.
I am sorry that having customers is such an inconvenience to you.
I am sorry that the thousand out of work people who would love your job don't have your job, you sorry little pouty piece of shit!!!!!!!
OH........ and I lied...... I am not sorry. You get paid for your job. Suck.. It... Up... Fucker....