Thursday 26 April 2012

....2 Peeved..... My Grievance List.......

....I find the following so annoying they make my butthole itch.... in a bad way.......

1.  Lack of Manners - Please, Thank You, Letting someone merge on the road as one should, Using your damn blinker when changing lanes, looking a customer in the eye - NONE of these should be optional.
 


2. Ryan Seacrest - He can't sing = he can't act = he has no talent = when is he going away???

 


3. Aryans.................. they hate Jews, Blacks, Latinos, Gays and basically anyone who isn't a Nazi sympathizer.. OH hang on........ aren't they called Republicans now???



4. Adam Sandler - ***WHY*** do they keep letting him make movies???



5. Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard - ignoring that she overthrew her Party Leader and Prime Minister in a way reminiscent of how the Liberals/Nations have done in the past - she squandered the opportunity of then being re-elected as the "First Female Prime Minister" - ineffectual, two faced, gay complacent, ignorant of many social issues - OUT!!



6. Wiggers / White people who speak black............. 'nuff said dawg...



7. People w no idea of Personal SPace .... like those who stand RIGHT up behind in you in line at the supermarket.  Ummm.... unless you're gonna start "getting busy" back there.... take ... a step... the fuck... back bozo....



8. Fundamentalists.......... of ANY religion....... gimme a gun - I'll fix 'em.... 

 


9. Uninformed voters who then turn around and bitch and moan about the people they elected ..... these morons shouldn't be allowed to breed let alone vote.....



10. Tony Abbot ..... speedo wearing vacuous ultra-conservative leader of our Liberal/National opposition who is most likely going to end up Prime Minister due to PM Julia Gillard's complete incompetence..... This guy makes Romney look progressive (Yes - the Liberal party over here is just like the Republicans of the USA - weird...)

 


11. Saggy Pants......... Unless they're used in the opening scene of a porn film - buy a belt and pull them up - I don't want to see your skidmarks and neither does anyone else.....

 


12. Mel Gibson........................ how much for a good sniper / assassin these days ?

 


13. Voluntary Victims .......... Feminists ("at least you don't have a glass ceiling" - oh boo hoo), poz martyrs (that small group of HIV positive people who believe they should be treated as a special class of gay men), Gay Victims ("You keep us as second class citizens" - yeah they do, so do something about it and call your local politician and tell them to work it out or get voted out - don't complain and then do nothing), African American / Ethnic Victims (again a small group of very vocal people with the "You white people keep us down" - How about stay in school, go to college / learn a trade, and stop blaming me for something that happened over 2 centuries ago?  I'm sorry it happened but opportunity DOES in fact now exist for all - chase after it - and if it is still being kept from you - get involved in an intelligent non-ghetto way WITHIN the process or shut the hell up!)....

(I know - I'm gonna get some mail from this one - truth hurts....)



14. Reality TV............. enough......... time for talent to come back into vogue please.......

 


15.  Madonna ......... great in her day.......... Skeletor now............



16. Douches on Grindr / Scruff / Mister / Blendr et al....... How can you write "THAT" profile when we KNOW you looked in a mirror bitch !!??...

 


17. Autotune........... you've heard me say this one many times before.... if you can't sing - you don't deserve a contract.... learn a trade....
 

18. Anonymous comments on blogs - grow some balls and tell us who you are.... 
 


19. Chip Packets 1/2 full........................ I do not wanna open up my just purchased brand new bag of Cheetohs / Twisties / Dorito's to see only half a pack....... bitch please have you SEEN my profile photo... do you THINK I WANT HALF A PACK !!!!!!



20. Bad Coffee............. Starbucks - you serve what can only be described as well-heated dirty dishwasher residue..... and Baristas who think being a Barista is COOL but have no clue how to make a good coffee.... yeah you're hot - but if your coffee sux I ain't coming back - especially at $5 a pop!!...


***whew*** - that feels better :)

What are YOUR pet peeves - leave em in the comments and I'll do a mega-post on them - do not hold back :)

Shalom and love to you all :)

Damo.
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3 comments:

The Mistress said...

I think you pretty much covered it.

Stan said...

Can't stand Ryan Seacrest either! Ditto to all the rest.

Wonder Man said...

there is too much to list