Saturday, 22 December 2012

Open Letter to Justin Bieber...


Dear Justin Bieber


You are not black...



You are not James Dean reincarnated...



You are not a Rock Star...



You are not sexy...



You are - however - a very nice looking young lesbian who I'm sure is good to her Mom....



Now....

You've made your money....



You got your first ink.. (snicker)....


So please go home to Canada-Land....



Go back to college...



And study any of the following....


Doctor



Vet



Teacher




Please do something positive not only for yourself - but also for the rest of us....

You are hurting us.....




Please...Stop....

Thank you....

The World.



7 comments:

Pick said...

NO-o-o-o-o!!!! Not back to here to Canada please .... anywhere but here!

Are they manning the Mars probe yet? Please send Bieber as the test monkey!

G said...

Pissing myself laughing D, you are a class act, something I'm sure the little lesbian knows nothing about. Thanks for the smile.

Jim said...

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

Brenton said...

Thank you for this community service announcement. Can we accidentally send Nicki Minaj and a few others along too?

Damien said...

G - cheers
Jim - glad you liked :)
B - its an open "add it yourself" list so yes.

Carnal Cowboy said...

Hysterical. LOVE IT!

MARK CLARK said...

LOL