Showing posts with label Celebrity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celebrity. Show all posts

Sunday, 12 May 2013

Such A Mess.....Willow Smith...

OK - so here we have Willow Smith - Daugher of Will and Jada - on the red carpet at the "Coalition to Abolish Slavery & Trafficking".

A serious evening to be sure... but did Willow (a) have to wear the grey hair wig, and (b) have to look SO bored considering the seriousness of the issue???

My telepathic "hearing" of Willows thoughts below...

"Ermagerd.... Why I am I here?  I am serrr tired of being me.  I hate my money.  I hate my fame.  I am serrr tired.  By the way.... Where the hell am I?  I was supposed to catch up with the bitches at Waffle House... This don't look like no Waffle House... oh shit.... photographers... I am serrr tired of smiling... It hurts you guys ... Roolly.... Roolly... it hurts....I am serrr tired."

Young Hollywood or Young Whatever-The-Fuck-Willow-Is is just so groan worthy....

**groan**

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PS So I just learnt that Willow is 12???? Seriously??? Where are the parents or the minders or the manager et al that can tell this girl how to present herself???  Irregardless of what may or may not have happened just before this pic - may or may not have happened once she got inside - LOOK AT HER!!!!............ she looks completely pissed that she is there?!?!?! And when you think of the event she is at....come on..

I do not understand the current generation nor the current generation of celebrity - and I will continue to dis them relentlessly because of one simple reason..... They *appear* to have everything BUT humanity (most of them - not all - but most).  And young kids look to other kids (can not believe she is 12) like Willow.  So when she presents herself like this... you have to question it all...
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Monday, 18 February 2013

Celebrity Fantasy Orgy...

 If you could choose ANY famous people for an all night orgy - who would it be and why?

Here's mine :)


Dan MacPherson - Aussie hottie host and actor


 Idris Elba - Coz I need my chocolate


 Chord Overstreet - Official fluffer for the night


 Zac Efron - Coz he has grown up FINE


 Dwayne Johnson - Do I have to explain this one?


 Chris Pine - American guy next door


 Joe Magniello - Power top - I hope


 Matthew Mitcham - Coz I think he would be a power bottom that just would NOT quit

 Mark Wahlberg - coz he is a douche - and needs to be gang fucked repeatedly as penance


Thomas Jane - Um.....Hung anyone? (And he man-hooked when he was an unknown actor)


Michael Fassbender - Irish ginge hottie


Michael Fassbenders' penis - look at the damn thing and that is SOFT

Now THIS would be a fun night - throw in some alcohol and restraints for Mr Wahlberg - and it would be the orgee of the century..... 

Your turn - let me know in the comments section....

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xox