Talk About Me Tuesday...

I haven't done an info meme for a long time so I thought it was time to pull one out.  So to speak.

LOVE to see some of my other bloggers do this.

Enjoy !

1. The first thing I did this morning was:  scratch my balls (for real)
2. My strength is: My concern for others
3. My weakness is:  My own lack of self esteem
4. I feel like a beautiful person (yes or no):  Yes (on the inside) and N0 (On the outside)
5. This weekend I'm going to:  Maybe a movie - definitely a meal somewhere.  
6. A TV character I'd most compare myself to is: Lois from the Family Guy
7. The most important quality in a potential mate is:   Integrity and the ability to be silly :) - and he has both in abundance
8. My guilty snack pleasure is:   Ben n Jerry's Phish Food
9. My first kiss was:  A guy from seventh grade.  He shall always remain anonymous.  I will probably see him at the reunion next year :)
10. Someone who always makes me laugh is:  Bubb
11. I'm annoyed by:  People who just see the Fat Guy and don't look deeper.  It only shows your ignorance.
12. The last books I read was:  A Star Trek novel - Star Trey Voyager I believe
13. If there was a fountain of youth, I'd:  Drink some.  Get young.  Make smarter choices.
14. I cannot start my day without: Coffee
15. My idol is:  Sir David Attenborough 
16. If I was stuck on a deserted island, the one person I'd bring is:  I'd have to bring two - "Bubb" and Brenton from Aussielicious
17. I'd prefer to be (beautiful or book smart): Beautiful.  Sadly its the society we live in.  I would get further.
18. Wish three wishes I'd ask for are:  Health, Wealth and the cure for cancer
19. One word to describe me is:  Needy (Hey ..... I'm honest at least)
20. A surprising fact about me is:  My first career was as a classical ballet dancer.  And I was very good at it.  I am also much smarter than I allow myself to be.

Ten Questions ........

Love to see my blog brethren do this....and any visitors to the blog too....

1.  What is something of yourself you don't like?

My weight.  Given how I used to look I find it very depressing.  One thing I wasn't prepared for was the mechanics of being fat.  Movement and the ability to move changes drastically.

2.  What is something of yourself you love?

I put myself out there - warts and all.  I'm high maintenance (B - you know....), a little scatter-brain, and quite needy, but I'm loyal, honest, caring and a DAMN good friend and an even better shag ;)

3.  If you could change one thing about yourself (not to do with #1) - what would it be?

I would turn back time 15 years and go back to university and study.   

4.  What do you find most attractive in another person?

Face and smile.  They don't have to be buff or model beautiful.  But I like a "unique" face.  And a great smile gets me every time.

5. What do you think people say is attractive about you?

According to "Bubb" - when we first met he said it was smile and my charm. (I'm charming apparently).

6.  What would you change in the world?

Our desire to seek out and/or generate divisors that keep us separated from each other.  Right now at this second we have the ability to cure hunger, housing, and healthcare for every single person on the planet.  But our greed and our desire to "divide" ourselves from others prevents this.

7.  What gives you hope for the world?

Honestly?  Not much right now.  I think the world is in a really shitty place right now and I am not certain there are solutions.  There is a LOT of finger pointing - which sadly usually gets in the way of finding solutions to problems rather than seeking blame.

8. What are your goals that are still to be achieved?

#1 is my novel.  The first few chapters are really good and I need to continue with it.  I'm going to self-publish and promote it - but I **have** to finish it.

9.  What do you think stops you from achieving your goals?

I'm a chronic procrastinator.  If I can put something off I will.  My enthusiasm often gets dampened by my non-ability to get started.

10.  What is something that people may not know about you?

I'm afraid of the dark.  I'm pretty sure I've put that on here before.  But yeah - for some reason the dark has always freaked me out.

Shalom
Damien
xox

....2 Know...........Meme Time.................

Feel free to copy this and put it on your own blog..... I love these..........
...PS Sorry about the formatting - came from an email and can't correct it.

1. What colour are your socks ? White & Blue 2. What are you listening to right now ? Doco on BBC Knowledge about the Arctic 3. What was the last thing you ate. Chicken Kiev

4. Can you drive a stick shift? No

5.	Last person you spoke to on the phone? My mum who was in Nashville during her American Odyssey
6.	Do you like the person who sent this to you? Adore him. Miss him and his humour and friendship daily.
7.	How old are you today? 39

8.	What is your favourite sport to watch on TV..	Diving – um....men in short speedo’s?!?!?
9.	What is your favourite drink?	Chinotto / Most Red wine
10.	Have you ever dyed your hair?	Back when I had it yes

11.	Favorite food Meat Pie

12.	What is the last movie you watched?	Underworld Evolution
13.	Favourite day of the year?	Autumn
14.	How do you vent?	Sing or cry hysterically
15.	What was your favourite toy as a child?	My Star Wars Figures / And my He-Man Figures
16.	What is your favourite season?	Autumn
17.	Cherries or Blueberries?	Blueberries of course.
18.	Do you want your friends to e-mail you back?	Yes

19.	Who is the most likely to respond?	Sue
20.	Who is least likely to respond?	Patrick
21.	Living situation?	With Patrick & Mum & the Cat
22.	When was the last time you cried?	3 days ago.
23.	What is on the floor of your closet right now?	Underwear
24.	Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending to?	My Mum
25.	What did you do last night?
26.	What are you most afraid of?	That HaShem (God) is not real.
27.	Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers?	Cheese
28.	Favourite dog breed?	Bichon Frise
29.	Favorite day of the week?	Saturday
30.	How many states have you lived in?	3 in Australia, One in USA, Two (Islands) in New Zealand
31.	Diamonds or pearls?	Pearls
32.	What is your favorite flower?	Tulip
33.	What is your current favorite song?	“No Good Deed” – Wicked
34.	Read any good books lately?	No – But I am trying to write a good book as we speak.

........Shalom..........

.....Damien...............

.....2 Meme...........Stuff About Me..........

1. What is your occupation?...Finance Officer for a Charter Airline....

2. What color are your socks? ...They are white with yellow dots....

3. What are you listening to right now?...Judge Judy on the TV...

4. What was the last thing you ate? ...Burritos...made with Lamb and Beef Mince - YUM! ...

5. Can you drive a stick shift?....not if my life depended on it....

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?...Blue....

7. Last person you were on the phone with?...My mum...

8. Do you like the person that sent this to you?...no one sent it to me - I downloaded it...

9. Favorite Drink?...Non-Alcoholic: Coffee; I have to have at least two everyday. Alcoholic: Cabernet Sauvignon...

10. What is your favorite sport to watch?...Diving...

11. Have you ever dyed your hair?... A couple of times... Never really worked tho... Now its' skin tone...

12.Pets?No not right now, a Bichon Frise is on the way in the next few months tho ...

13. Favorite Food?...Steak and Potatoes.. Really... But GOOD Potatoes - like creamy mash with parmesan and truffle....

14. Last movie you watched?...Men In Black Two...

15. Favorite day of the year?...Mine and Bubb's and Ima's birthdays....

16. What do you do to vent anger?...Inappropriately angry blog posts - I'm working on changing that...

17. What was your favorite toy as a child?Barbies, Star Wars figures, Master of the Universe figures..

18. What is your favorite? Fall or Spring?...Fall / Autumn - I like the cooler weather...

19. Hugs or Kisses? Both thank you.

20. What kind of pie?...Apple...

21. Living arrangements?...Sharing with Bubb....

22. When was the last time you cried?... Three days ago...

23. What is on the floor of your closet?...Computer parts - empty suitcase - shoes...

24. Who is the friend you’ve had the longest that you are tagging? ...None - this is just something to share....

25. The friend that you have known the shortest amount of time that you are tagging? ...None - this is just something to share...

26. Favourite Smell? ...Fresh roses...

27. What inspires you? ...Individuality...

28. What are you afraid of? ...The dark and my depression...

29. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers?...All are good...

30. Favorite cat breed?...Burmese...

31. Number of keys on your key ring?...Two...

32. How many years at your current job?...5 months...

33. Favorite day of the week? ...Saturdays...

34. How many states have you lived in? ...5 ...

35. How many countries have you been to? ...The U.S.A., New Zealand...

...2 Me......The Coming Out Meme.......

......I saw this meme over at Patently Queer - go read Cubby's entries - i LOVE these peeks into the people behind the blogs.......... enjoy...........

Name: Damien....

Country: Australia....

Age: 39 - TODAY !!! lol....

How old were you when you first realized you were gay? 11 years old....

Do you have more gay friends or straight friends? Equal amount of both actually....

Biggest turn on? A good smile....

Biggest turn off? Arrogance - NO ONE is better than anyone else....

Ever been harassed due to your orientation? Yes

Have you ever been surprised at the reaction of people who know you are gay? Yes - some people actually had no clue - oy vey....

What is the worst gay stereotype? That we are all feminine guys who are THOSE types of queens you see a lot of in the media.........

Are you a stereotype? A cub stereotype yes - working hard on being a Jewish stereotype - but I don't believe I am a gay stereotype no.......

Ever been to a pride rally? Two

Do you go to gay bars? Yes - but not gay clubs.. I like a good gay pub where there isn't thumping music and stereotypes - go figure..

How old were you when you first told someone you were gay? 17 years old....

Did you plan it? If so, how? Someone asked me.....

What made you choose that person to tell? They asked.....

How did you feel? In control - they were hanging on my every word......

Have you ever been snubbed by someone after coming out to them? Yes.....

Have you come out to your family? Yes.......

Why did you come out at that point? My mother asked...... I said she could inform others...

Are you out at work? Yes - but I am not a one man pride parade - I just be me....
If not, why not?

If you’ve been outed unwillingly, who did it? It was willingly

What does being out mean to you? Just being me..........

What advice would you give someone wanting to come out? Do it when you are ready.. not if others push you to..... you are the one in control - no one else....

If you could do it all again, would you do it any differently? If so, how? Yes - With the most recent exception, I would change the type of man I went after.......

Shalom ...

Damien
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...........Stolen Meme of a Stolen Meme Monday...........

.....................OK - so it's Tuesday Oz time - sue me.


I'm home and not well - don't get on my bad side bitches............

Hope this gives you a giggle - as always - see the original HERE..............

1. Real First Name: Damien .................... as in Omen.

2. Birthday: The Ides Of March - and none of you bitches got me anything ... PFft !.

3. Where do you live: In the middle of the Gay Triangle of Inner City Brisbane Oz. I'd give you my address - but between my cadre of hookers and group of committed stalkers there is scant room for you on the footpath oustide my apartment.

4: What are you studying/What are you working as: I'm studying to be a self-medicating alcoholic like my idol Anastasia Beaverhausen - Im working at convincing you all to buy advertising space on my blog.

5. What makes you happy: Yet another hooker buzzing me from downstairs to deliver my cut.

6. What are you listening to now/have listened to last: Currently listening to the hawkers of my hookers downstairs - last listened the headboard of the cute gay couple upstairs banging against the shared wall. They seem to be very energetic..

7. What is particularly good/bad about your blog:There is nothing bad about this blog. What would be GOOD about this blog is if you bought some advertising space - would it kill you ??

8. An interesting fact about you: Back when I was a dancer I could get my legs behind my head and STILL couldn't give myself a bj................ talk about oh so close.......

9. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment: I am in love with the hubby - as is proper - I have a huge crush on the French / Syrian waiter at my local Sunday brunch hang out - yeah he knows it - I'm still waiting for that free latte tho..........

10. Favorite place to be: Face down in a plate of bacon and eggs gouging on the goodness.

11. Favorite lyric: "I've been to paradise but I've ........... never been in me". Or something like that...................

12. Best time of the year: Summer - long hot days - long hot nights - lots of hookers making money - BOOYAAAHH !!!!.

13. Weirdest food you like: Cookies made by stalkers - they beat the crap out of Girl Guide Cookies!! - Its probably the special sugar the stalkers put on em.

RECOMMEND
1. A film: Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Savannah at it's most decadent. Love that town - love those Savannah hookers. They have manners and say please before they mug you - *blush*
2. A book: Idiots Guide to Hooking - got all the tips and picks.
3. A song: "im a little teapot" - I connect with the "shout and stout" part.
4: A band: Anything Eurotrash. I love bad 80's electronica partnered with silver lame.

PLUS
1. One thing you like about a blogger that you have not met: His Bad Dad attitude - Mr Scott - you know who you are!
2. Two things you like about yourself: my huge IQ and my lack of a gag reflex.
3. Name three things that you need in a lover: strong pulse, lack of IQ, ability to follow direct commands.

............................I'm going back to bed now.
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...........Stolen Meme of a Stolen Meme Monday...........

...............you know the drill - meme lifted from the evil twin of this blog "My 2 Cents" - go read his version of this - I laughed so hard I popped a vein.....

Enjoy

Damien

1. What were doing 10 years ago? I think the question is WHOM was I doing - I'd tell you - but I signed a confidentiality agreement.

2. Five snacks that you enjoy in a perfect, non weight-gaining world: Outback Onion Bloom, Ben & Jerrys Mint, Box of Wine, My Own Bitterness, Protein Cocktail.

3. Five things you would do if you were a billionaire:Buy two huge houses - one for me - and on for the stable of house-men that I would buy to fulfill my every need, want and desire. And a Mossad hit man for those house-men who tried to get away.

4. Three of your habits: treating my body like an amusement park, treating other bodies like an amusement park, burying the bodies in an actual amusement park.

5. Five jobs that you’ve have had: Ransom Note Writer, Drug Mule, Kosher Hooker Inspector, Civil Servant (truly criminal), Politicians Play Thing.

6. Five places that you’ve lived: Melbourne Oz, Bitter Regret, Orlando FL, New Zealand, Brisbane Oz,

7. Five things that you did yesterday: Treated my body like an amusement park, ate bon bons, treated my body like an amusement park part II, drank, drank some more.......

8. Five people you would want to get to know more about: Prince Charles (wanna know if the ears are real), Lynda Carter (she likes to drink AND she was Wonder Woman), Jeff Stryker - dumb with a huge cock, Bill Clinton - he has all the good hooker contacts, Zach Quinto - Spock is a bottom.

9. Abortion: for or against it? For if they are Tea Baggers attempting to reproduce.

10. Do you think the world would fail with a female president? Yes - PMS could result in a pushing of the big red button.

11. Do you believe in the death penalty? Officially - no. Unofficially - don't look in the amusement park.

12. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already? Sure - stoners get mellow and the munchies - they don't declare war.

13. Are you for or against premarital sex? Yes - Premarital sex is the marital equivalent of a test drive.

14. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized? Yes and Republicans should be forced to pay for divorce.

15. Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA? I ain't cleaning my own floors bitch!? ***

16. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen? They can fuck at 15 in the Czech Republic so hell to the YEAH BITCHES !!!

17. Should the war in Iraq be called off? Yes - those men need come home and get blow jobs - lots of blow jobs.

18. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree? Depends on if I like them or not.......

19. Do you believe in spanking your children? Spanking .... no - keeping in a basement till they are of age - yes....

20. Do you worry that others will judge you from reading some of your answers? Three words.............. My..............Blog............... Bitches............. I ain't here for popularity - I'm here for me..........

***no letters please........
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..........It's All About Me Don't You Know?.............Well .... Kinda Sorta Maybe.....

.....................Well it is fukkas :)

Actually it's a meme I totally stole from YvesPaul over at his blog HERE.

Go say Bonjour to YvesPaul AFTER reading my blog :) (Priorities people)

Shalom

Damien



TEN TO START.

1. Are you single?
Ridiculously and completely head over heels in love.

2. Are you happy?
In most ways yes - but personally - not yet - but I see it happening soon :)

3. Are you bored?
Too often - I am positive I have the adult version of ADD.

4. Are you naked?
Not right now but give me a few mins and you never know ;)

5. Are you a blonde?
Underneath all this bald I used to be blonde - yes.

6. Are you moody?
You're new here aren't you?

7. Are you a lover/hater?
I try hard to be a lover - but I do definitely have hater moments.

8. Are you hot/cold?
I am always hot. The medicine for my asthma keeps my body temp high.

9. Are you Irish?
Nope, but I've had a few.

10. Are you Asian?
Nope.

TEN FACTS.

1. Name:
Damien

2. Nicknames:
Over the years I have been referred to and by any number and combination of the following - Stink, Stinky, Grub, Bubb, Baby, Glenda, Bitch, Charity, TC, Fluffy-Bum (He didnt last long thankfully).

3. Birth mark:
On my left arse cheek.

4. Hair color:
Bald - didn't you read the last ten???

5. Natural hair color:
Blonde

6. Eye color:
Deep Blue

7. Height:
5'8 - average

8. Facebook Mood:
Lurker.

9. Favorite color:
Blue.

10. One Place to Visit:
Mars - seriously.


TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.

1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No - but I do believe in first impressions that touch the heart.

2. Do you believe in soul mates?
I do - I share my life with him.

#3 Missing
My husband - he is away on work.

4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally?
Too many times to count - thankfully the hubby saw past the damaged goods.

5. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
I have - and I hated myself for it.

6. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yup - the guy who called me Fluffy-Bunny.

7. Have you ever liked someone and not told them?
Once or Twice.

8. Are you afraid of commitment?
Nope.

9. Who was the last person you hugged?
My mum - before that it was Husband at the airport.

10. Who was the last person you kissed?
Same as above.


TEN THIS OR THAT.

1. Love or lust?
Both.

Missing #2.

3. Cats or dogs?
Cat - I like personality.

4. A few best friends or many regular friends?
Few best friends.

5. Television or internet?
Both at the same time - the ADD thing again.

6. Chinese Or Indian?
Chinese food definitely.

7. Wild night out or romantic night in?
Romantic night in with Husband.

8. Money or Happiness?
Money - it frees up your stress so you have SPACE to be happy.

9. Night or day?
Day.

10. MSN or phone?
Phone!

TEN HAVE YOU EVER.

1. Been caught sneaking out?
I wouldnt have dared - my mother wouldve killed me.

2. Been skinny dipping?
Yes - 0ften.

3. Stolen?
Yes,a couple of times only - when I was a student.

4. Bungee jumped?
No - I understand the Newtons' laws of motion too clearly.

5. Lied to someone you liked?
Yes.

6. Finished an entire jaw breaker?
Nope.

#7 Missing

8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back?
Yup - but I am glad I didn't.

9. Cried because you lost a pet?
Yes - my cat when I was 16.

10. Wanted to disappear?
Too often - you see a smile in vlogs but you don't see the days when the D grabs me.

TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER.

1. Smile or eyes?
Eyes - Husband has deep, brown eyes I can lose myself in.

2. Light or dark hair?
Dark hair of my Puerto Rican Hubby :)

3. Hugs or kisses?
Both.

4. Shorter or taller?
Both have appeal.

5. Intelligence or attraction?
Intelligence.

6. Romantic or spontaneous?
Either.

7. Funny or serious?
Funny - Husband and I are both very silly.

8. Older or Younger?
Either / or.

9. Outgoing or quiet?
Outgoing.

10. Sweet or Bad Ass?
Sweet is forever, but Bad Ass has appeal.

TEN HAVE YOU’S.

1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd?
Yes - as a ballet dancer and a musician.

2. Ever done drugs?
Yes - on the rave scene.

3. Ever been pregnant?
No - I keep trying tho.

#4 missing.

5. Ever been on a cheer leading team?
I was a ballet dancer - cheer leaders suck balls.

6. Ever been on a dance team?
I was a ballet dancer - hello?? I swear you are not hearing me when I talk. The romance has TOTALLY gone out of this intervew.

7. Ever been on a sports team?
Athletics and Swimming at school - and I was really good too.

8. Ever been in a drama play/production?
Again - you're new to around here huh?

9. Ever owned a BMW, Mercedes Benz, Escalade, Hummer or Bentley?
Nope.

10. Ever been in a rap video?
Never want to either - it ain't real music.

TEN LASTS.

1. Last phone call you made:
Mum.

2. Last person you hung out with:
Mum - she kept me company after Husband left - we love her. We really do.

Missing #3

4. Last time you worked:
Three hours ago.

5. Last person you tackled:
R u kidding? I don't do contact sports - well........ one... but it isn't really a sport - more of a recreational activity.

6. Last person you IM’d:
Best friend.

#7 Missing

8. Last person(s) you went to the movies with:
The Husband WAY too long ago.

9. Last thing you missed:
I missed the March season of the Queensland Ballet dammit!!

10. Last thing you ate:
A breath mint .

Have a great weekend!
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.........Stolen Monday Meme........ of a Stolen Monday Meme.....

............ as per usual ............... see the original HERE.....

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

That current whack job running Iran.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Is saying Britney Spears disrespectful to her kids?

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Bush Jnr.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Melted.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Sandwich of ME - Taylor Lautner in the front - and Bill Goldberg in the back.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Tom Cruise - cause I wanna make that bitch pay for all his scientology bullshit - I would come fully prepared with toys of extreme size and unlockable restraints.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Michael Buble - those lips.

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Canesten - just in case Buble had anything - and I ***know*** Tommy Girl has something.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Tehran - Iran - I'm smacking whack job in the face remember?

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
I'm in Iran - 100$ will buy me a hottie for a WEEK !!!

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
Vodka.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
The Roman Empire- now THERE are some baths I wanna visit - Gladiators.......... woof.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Worship must be tangible and with some form of lubricant!

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
"Search For A Slave" = its 30mins of me interviewing hot but dumb 20-somethings - yes - they are naked and yes - more lubricant is involved.

15.What is your favorite curse word?
COCKSUCKER!!!!!

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
I tell them bitches to go get me a vodka and a hottie - dont just stand around me doing shit!!!

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?
My computer - how the hell am I gonna keep track of that satellite tag I implanted in the slave?!?!?!?! - I cant let that bitch get away!!!

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Have Colin Farell blow me - we all know that tape was just him getting rid of the rumours of him and that male model "friend" in Miami.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
Invisibility - I love to watch.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
That half hour with Colin - now I get an hour blow job.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
That unfortunate Draino incident of '98.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
Iran - butt driving Fundamentalists is fun. Just the fundamentalists of course - the moderates get to join in.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
The one where Colin goes to drink.

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?
The new leader of Iran - do my best Allah impression and get him to get the fuck along with the rest of the world - because I like to push my luck I would also go to Israel and tell them to get their finger the fuck off the trigger.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Britney - only because I feel bad for her kids ................. damn Jewish guilt.

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Nana - so my mum would stop grieving.

27. What’s your theme song?
"Get that slave bitch back here and where the hell is my vodka" - an original composition.

...........Stolen Meme of a Stolen Meme Monday...........

..............to see where I stole this from - visit my evil twin at My 2 Cents HERE.............


Enjoy


The 6 W's Meme

Who…

Is easy to love? the lad in the basement - that bolt that holds his chain to the floor ain't going anywhere........
Do you just wanna smack? Obama - it's time for his testicles to drop - not a bad first year - now kick it up a notch fukka.
Do you trust? myself........... everyone else has something to prove.
Do you talk to when you’re alone? The "others" - some are in my head - some are outside of my head - but only I can see any of them.

What…

Dangerous things do you do while driving? Play pedestrian bingo - the wheelchairs are especially challenging........ moving target and all.
Are you allergic to? Mormons - Jehovahs Witnesses - Hookers from my pack who don't give me my cut.....
Is Satan’s last name? Iran.
Is the freakiest thing in your house? Me - when I'm out of my anti-depressants............ you think Sybil was freaky - that bitch was still in potty training compared to me in an episode.

When…

Is it time to turn over a new leaf? When the new identity papers arrive - hail comrades.
Will you be all that you can be? When I am finally name King of Oz - my minions are planning the revolution as we speak.
Is enough enough? When the testicles turn from blue to a deep red - usually after 36 hours of activity..........
Do you go to the dark side? When I am hurting - and it is a hurt you will never see.

Where…

Are your pants? Currently they are being used as a flag - it helps the hookers know where to come to drop off my cut.
Is your last will and testament? Surgically implanted in my fourth rib.
Is your junk food stash? Down the street - it is called a Convenience Store.
Is Carmen Sandiego? On the street corner - but she knows which pair of pants to look for.

Why…

Was the Lone Ranger alone? He had his horse - connect the dots.
Was The Scarlet Letter scarlet? Gonorrhea was a different colour back then.
Are musicians sexy and plumbers not? I've always thought plumbers were hotter - try a number three wrench on ya nipples and tell me that ain't hot.
Are there no seat belts on school buses? So that nature will weed out the weak.

Would you…

Swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what? A week with Zac Quinto, a gallon of crisco, a manicurist to keep my nails short and lots and lots of deep breathing for Zac.
Forgive someone who deliberately hurt you? Sure - I'll even let them choose which body part to give up as proof of their remorse.
Rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth? The lie will hurt them a lot more than me - that weekend with Mossad wasn't a team building excercise.
Still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window? Sure - it's only six feet from there to the tarmac - you didnt say it was in the air or on the ground Mr Smart Arse.

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...........Stolen Meme of a Stolen Meme Monday...........

...............for an explanation of where I stole this from go to HERE......


Now the meme....

Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? Yes - Coz my mum will kick your arse if you try to kiss her - she never leaves home without her razor.

When is it hard to kiss someone? When they're gagged and hanging upside down - gimp like................. So I've heard.

You’re trapped in a room with your most recent ex for three days, what do you do?
Wait till the fuckers asleep and start king hitting like a chulo bitch gang banger till the arsehole feels like I did when the cunt dumped me.

Does it matter to you if your significant other smokes? Nope - but he'll smoking alone if he does.

Have you ever regretted letting someone go? No - it makes me realise the "cage" isn't as secure as I thought.

Where would you go if you were butt naked and locked out of your house? The apartment complex pool. (a) It is cool and it's summer here in Oz, &, (b) the hotties in my complex are always in the pool - it's a win win.

Do you want to please everyone? I would - but that would be time away from me - and my jaw gets tired after a couple of hours.

Have you ever been called heartless? Sure - it's on my drivers license - gets me out of organ donation.

Someone calls you at 3:00 AM, who do you expect it to be? My cadre of hookers - and they have better had a busy night if they know what's good for them - I'm running out of room in the yard where I bury the bodies.

Does it matter if your significant other drinks? He drinks - I get better looking - another win win.

Could you go the rest of your life without doing drugs? Depends which drug. I kinda need to breathe being an asthmatic - and a lack of anti-depressant kinda makes me go postal at the most inappropriate times.

Which is better, amazing eyes or an amazing smile? I hood my boys - so they better have a good smile - I'm not putting "Damien Junior" in a gingivitis infested new home.

Are you easy to get along with? Sure - when I'm asleep - I working on the when I'm awake part ........... really hard ... coz someone loves me - very much.

Do you ever want to go to sleep and not wake up? Honestly - there have been several times - all seriously considered - no joke.

Are you shorter than your Mom? Are you making something of my mother??? Oh I KNOW you are not making something of my Mumma bitch - I will cut you like a fucker!!

Describe your life currently in one word: Fan-fucking-riffic.................. but improving - that's the main thing.

Are you on medication for anything? This is your first time here isn't it?

Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day? None - my thoughts are my own - they are the only possessions that I alone own. Stay out.

Are there things in your life that you will never be able to get over? Yes - but they are private and you don't need to know.

If you woke up naked next to the last person you kissed, what would your reaction be? (to husband) - "Did I over sleep AGAIN?!?!?!?!?"
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.........Stolen Monday Meme........ of a Stolen Monday Meme.....

......... for a clearer explanation - see HERE at My 2 Cents - the evil twin of me :)

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you. Jimmy Swaggart - my stomach just churned.

2. Where was your first kiss? On my wee wee.

3. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? If yes, why? Those homeless ladies down the road that keep asking for change - No is NO people.

4. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? When? Christmas carols when I was 7. It was a hit in the living room.

5. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? A pulse - doesn't have to be regular - just strong when it's there.

6. What really turns you off? When they talk.

7. What is your biggest mistake? Leaving a witness.

8. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Only to dull the pain - "It puts the vodka in it's glass - it does it whenever it's told".

9. Say something totally random about yourself. My stretch marks all radiate TOWARDS my centre line.

10. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Not since that unfortunate "Brad Garrett" remark.

11. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? I would - but they made me sign a form.

12. Are you comfortable with your height? Yes - I'm at the perfect height for a truly spectacular throat punch.

13. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? Ignored the stretch marks.

14. When do you know it’s love? When they bathe the stretch marks.

15. What’s something that really annoys you? Stretch marks.

........................21 things of me from 2009.....................

..................totally stolen from Brahm over at Alfred Lives Here. If you haven't been to his blog then please do surf over and check it out - yet another interesting and intelligent person putting thought to e-paper.

So here it is.................

1- What did you do in 2009 that you had never done before?
Taken the lead in our relationship in terms of life decisions. I am usually a total consensus decision maker usually. I also began a blog :) - The very one you are reading.

2- Did you keep your New Year's Resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
One made and one kept - that to pay more attention to my health and eating and to lose some weight - accomplished. I will continue this through 2010..

3- Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope.

4- Did anyone close to you die?
Yes - my Nan.

5- What would you like to have next year that you missed this year?
A life - including a social life with friends - a gym life for my health - a proper holiday with my husband - better jobs for us both - good health for my mother :)

6- What countries did you visit?
New Zealand - Australia.

7- What from this year will remain etched in your memory?
My Nan dying. The effect that had on my mum and the decision to move back home as a result, and a great boss who took a chance on me in NZ - further, the wonderful bunch of readers that visit the blog.

8- What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Losing 15kgs of fat - putting on 10kgs of muscle thanks to the assistance of an amazing man also known as the trainer :) - yes I still have a way to go :)

9- What was your biggest failure?
Not being there for my mum.

10- Did you suffer illness or injury?
Just the usual Clinical Depression - but it wasn't too bad this year- YAY.

11 - What was the best thing you bought?
Air tickets to Australia.

12- What was your best secret guilty pleasure this year?
The usual - wine - food - wine with Penny - porn - my penis.

13 - Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
Lisa Lohan and Miley Cyrus - ho brigade.
Sarah Palin and Joe Liebermann - amoral minion parade.
Gordon Ramsey - showing again that money does not equal class - but crass.
The Taliban - enuff said.
The current Israeli government - politics by unbridled force with no moral restraint.

14 - Where did most of your money go?
Debt ............. and paying for alibis - those hookers all killed themselves I tells ya.

15 - What did you get really really excited about?
President Obama (and yes please use the title - respect people)- not excited anymore - but am still hopeful overall.

My Prime Minister - finally.......... someone with an IQ in the big chair.

16 - What song will always remind you of 2009?
For Good - Kristin Chenoweth.

17 - What celebrity did you fancy or admire the most?
Fancy - Taylor Lautner & Zach Quinto - no surprises there.
Admire - Kathy Griffin - D List to A List - and she did it with willpower and perseverance - go you little hot ginge!

18 - What political issue stirred you the most?
Ex-Tamil Terrorists trying to people smuggle themselves into my country - why are we not sending them back and/or sinking their boats. I am okay with that - really. These people used to bomb children for fuck sakes!

19 - Who do you want to shake?
The United Nations - for not making an international declaration in support of same sex immigration.

20 - Who do you want to never hear about again?
Octo-Mum, those skanks the Gosselins and that damned Pregnant Man - she was NOT a man - and no I am not prejudiced against transgenders - I used to work with them - but HE was a SHE in transition - NOT a man. Oy friggin vey.

21 - Who was the best new person you met?
All those great people behind the blogs I read - special mention to Scott "Bill In Exile" - Lady Sue "Fair View Sue" - My Mutt "Muttonchopped Mutant" - V "Maybe It's Just Me" - and Michael Rivers.

Thank you all.

Shalom

Damien