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Sunday, 8 September 2013
Tom Cruise Is Looking For A New Beard....
Scientology Satan.
Monday, 3 September 2012
Scientology Plotted To Find Wife For Cruise
In a bizarre take on an arranged marriage, the church's mandarins reportedly vetted, interviewed and audited a selection of actresses in their bid to find their most famous acolyte a new bride. The women were told they were being considered for a film role and had no idea of the extent of the real-life mission.
The arrangement was, reports Vanity Fair, conducted under the watchful eye of Shelly Miscavige, wife of the religious organisation's chief, David Miscavige - and ended in an unsuitable courtesan being punished.
That role went to Nazanin Boniadi. Under threat of being ostracised from the church as a "suppressive person", the actress was reportedly selected for a "very important mission" after a month of continuous "auditing" in October 2004.
The Iranian-born Londoner was flown to New York and ordered to sign confidentiality agreements - but only after being asked to neatly cut off her relationship with her boyfriend, dye her hair and remove her braces, writes the magazine.
Meeting Cruise allegedly followed in the same unorthodox vein. Telling her family that she was on important Scientology business, details the magazine, Boniadi's first date with the Hollywood heavyweight saw the couple dine at Nobu with a full compliment of aides, then skate at the Rockerfeller Center - which was helpfully closed to the public - and then stay on their very own floor of Trump Tower.
While the dating affair remains shrouded in mystery - both Cruise and Miscavige declined to be interview by Vanity Fair, and the Church of Scientology denies the search took place - the relationship reportedly soon became troubled.
A month of "bliss" saw Boniadi move into Cruise's home but was followed by increasing isolation, writes the magazine. Boniadi is believed to have insulted Miscavige by repeating "excuse me" when she misheard his rushed words, and treated Cruise as her "junior" by once telling him "very well done" reports Vanity Fair.
She was also reportedly uneasy with his public displays of affection (something we have perhaps come to expect of a love-struck Cruise - to whit, who can forget the dramatically enthusiastic jumping-on-the-sofa-moment while filming Oprah?) details the magazine.
The process smacks of a curious take on MI-5-style developed vetting - and seems to come with dangers of its own. Boniadi is said to have had no money other than a credit card in Cruise's production company name and reportedly eventually moved from the actor's home into the church's 'Celebrity Center' then to its Florida headquarters - where she is said to have broken down, finally revealing the failed relationship to an unscrupulous confidant.
The punishment for breaking the confidentiality agreement? It may not surprise many to learn that Boniadi left Scientology - but only after allegedly being forced to "scrub toilets with a toothbrush, clean bathroom tiles with acid, and dig ditches in the middle of the night. After that she was sent out to sell Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard’s Dianetics on street corners," writes the magazine in an overview of the feature article.
By that stage it was the end of January 2005 - by April, Cruise and Holmes were publically dating and went on to marry on 17 June of that year. The marriage infamously ended in a swiftly-negotiated divorce on 9 July, 2012.
Monday, 20 September 2010
.....2 Crazy........... Tom Cruise............
***quotes SHAMELESSLY lifted from the fabulous http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com ***

TOM ON TOM
"I'm usually nervous to meet people that I admire because what if they're not cool or something?"
"I just want to help people."
"I'm passionate about learning. I'm passionate about life."
"I can be a quite excitable person."
"Hey, I do my work. I live my life. My personal life has never affected anything before, but what does it matter? I can't control what people are going to say and do. It's never going to change how I live my life."
"It doesn't matter to me. I was someone who went to many different schools growing up. I learned very early on I didn't have the right pair of shoes, didn't have the right accent ... and there's just a point where you go, there are just those people in the world ad you should never worry about that."
"When you look at life, it could be a lot better. It's not good enough for me to just do well."


TOM ON KATIE
"I love this woman. She's magnificent!"
"It's just like, "Huh? Wow, man. Wow. I was looking at her (and thinking), 'Man, you are so cool.' We go scuba diving together. She likes all this stuff that I love to do. She's funny and smart."
"I'm not going to hide it. I am so happy and I am not going to pretend or hide it or be shy. This woman is magnificent! I got to tell ya, this woman is magnificent and I'm having the best time... and I'm really, really, really happy. And I can't contain it. And I'm not going to pretend. I'm not going to pretend."
"I will forever with this woman be jumping on couches, dancing on tables and hanging from chandeliers."


TOM ON SCIENTOLOGY
"I look at those people and I say, 'Bring it. I'm a Scientologist, man. What do you want to know?' I don't mind answering questions."
"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period."
"If someone doesn't want to be a criminal anymore, I can give them tools that can better their life. You have no idea how many people want to know what Scientology is."
"What Scientology is, is it addresses man as a spiritual being. Okay? And it gives people tools that they apply to their lives to improve conditions. And that is what it is."
"I wouldn't be here today where I am (without it) and it is things that I apply to my life to help me improve my conditions that actually help me to be able to think for myself, to be able to make the decisions. I use it and I apply it and when you talk about things, those are lies. And really, when you get down to it, you know there are bigots. There are people that just want to hate, period. No matter what. Right?"
"What it comes down to is, 'What do you know?' I don't care about what other people say. I don't live my life based on what other people think. I should do okay. I live my life based on what I know is right for myself . And what I care about is other people. And I care about my family and I care about the world and I wanna see it a better place. And I don't care what people say. I know what Scientology is. It is extraordinary, what it has done."


TOM ON PSYCHIATRY
"I've never agreed with psychiatry, ever."
"You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do."
"There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance."
"There's ways of vitamins and through exercise and various things."
"When you talk about emotional, chemical imbalances in people, there is no science behind that."
"People go for help, but their lives don't get better because of those [psychiatric] drugs. They get worse. They feel numb and they're told that's a good thing. It's how you degrade a society -- by drugging the piss out of it."



TOM ON WOMEN
"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do."
"I like treating a woman the way that she deserves to be treated"


OTHERS ON TOM
Dave to Katie: "So this must be a very exciting time for you. You're in love with Tom Cruise, and Tom, as far as we can tell, has gone nuts."
- David Letterman to Katie Holmes on the Late Show
"Dear Tom Cruise,
Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didn’t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds? Please, I’m crying out for help."
- Alton Brown, Food Network host of Good Eats and Iron Chef America
"Note to Tom Cruise: You are maxing out. Wearing out the welcome. Becoming less the tolerable and moderately talented and mildly likable megastar and more like an itchy boil on the deranged ferret of popular culture, requiring lancing."
- Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
"Fame is like death: We will never know what it looks like until we've reached the other side. Then it will be impossible to describe and no one will believe you if you try. For now, all the conjecture is on our side of the media fence. And lately it has put Tom Cruise one spoke behind Michael Jackson on the freak wheel."
- Sloane Crosley, Village Voice
"If vitamins and exercise alone explain why Tom Cruise is so, um, knowledgeable and well-grounded, pass the Prozac."
- Chicago Tribune
"It's a sign of the celebrity-market bubble that a bona fide, top-gun movie star has to make such a spectacle of himself just to stand out from the crowd. There's such a glut of celebrities that they'll soon have to begin storing the surplus in silos in Iowa."
- Eugene Robinson, Washington Post.
"Whether we can still suspend disbelief, or whether all we can think about while watching him act is L. Ron Hubbard and Oprah will be measured by his movie's grosses."
- Marty Kaplan, Professor of Communications, University of Southern California.
"Tom and Katie got engaged on Friday and, once again, the media somehow found out about it. If we promise to go see 'War of the Worlds,' will you please make this stop?"
- Jimmy Kimmel

"Do whatever you have to to never have a heart attack around Tom Cruise, cause he would just use his medical expertise to put some duct tape on your chest and give you some gumdrops. And then he would convince you that the defibrillator and paramedics who later saved your life really didn't save your life. Just like people who improve on meds like Stratera and Ritalin haven't really improved on meds like Stratera and Ritalin."
- The Superficial.com
"His extreme bliss about brand-new girl-pal Katie Holmes was awkward and forced and just really weird. Yet you gave him a pass by not following up when he wouldn't really explain how he and Katie met or when he basically said he hadn't noticed his child was biracial or when he just laughed for five minutes straight. And finally, you didn't ask, "Why the hell are you jumping around like a crazy person, Tom?"
- E Online

"His true believer zeal is in-your-face in every single interview now. Haven't we already been through this with Mel Gibson?"
- Paige Newman, Movies Editor, MSNBC
"Is it fair to expect Cruise to behave "normal"? When you're surrounded by yes-men telling you that every decision you make is correct — and have the millions to prove it — how could you possibly be expected to be normal? Just ask Michael Jackson."
- Paige Newman
"I'll never quite be able to see Cruise the same way. It will take more than Cruise's power of positive thinking to bring back the nice guy with the megawatt smile. Now, he's the zealot who jumps on Oprah's couch like a love-crazed monkey and lectures America about our nasty pharmaceutical habits."
- Paige Newman.

............*sigh*.............. love it......... it's funny 'coz it's true.....
Shalom
Damien
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Wednesday, 3 March 2010
.........WTF.......... Katie Holmes undergoes Scientology 'auditing'........

oh please - this bitch needs REALITY auditing.
Oh please....... I can't even comment on this bat-shit .......... just read the article............ oy vey.....
Katie Holmes is reportedly undergoing Scientology 'auditing' in preparation to have another baby.
The Thank You For Smoking actress – who has three-year-old daughter Suri with husband Tom Cruise – is said to have spent four hours at the Hollywood Scientology Centre last week, sparking rumours she is getting ready to expand her family.
A source told the New York Post newspaper: "This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with Suri. Tom has made no secret of the fact that he would like another baby."
According to a website run by the Church of Scientology, followers believe the "health and the sanity of the child begin long before birth”.
Scientology auditing is used to restore self confidence, happiness and spiritual freedom and involves answering questions or following directions with the aim of being freed from unwanted barriers that inhibit natural ability.
This is not the first time Katie has undergone special treatment at a Scientology centre.
Last year, she reportedly underwent a 'Scientology Sparkle' makeover.
A source said at the time: "The makeover was Tom and Church of Scientology leader David Miscavige's idea. After Katie followed the Purification Rundown - an extreme detox where she had high doses of vitamins and spent five hours a day in a sauna - doctors and homeopaths were called in to maintain her looks and ensure her skin would not break out, a process dubbed the 'Scientology Sparkle'.”
As part of her makeover, Katie enjoyed two days of pampering at the Tokyo Ritz Carlton spa, including hot volcanic stone massages, a rejuvenating facial and manicures and pedicures.
BANG Showbiz
Source: smh.com.au
Sunday, 30 August 2009
........................ Is Tom Cruise Nuts .................................?
So is he nuts? You decide...........

Tom Quotes on Scientology
"I look at those people and I say, 'Bring it. I'm a Scientologist, man. What do you want to know?' I don't mind answering questions."

"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period."
"If someone doesn't want to be a criminal anymore, I can give them tools that can better their life. You have no idea how many people want to know what Scientology is."
"What Scientology is, is it addresses man as a spiritual being. Okay? And it gives people tools that they apply to their lives to improve conditions. And that is what it is."

"I wouldn't be here today where I am (without it) and it is things that I apply to my life to help me improve my conditions that actually help me to be able to think for myself, to be able to make the decisions. I use it and I apply it and when you talk about things, those are lies. And really, when you get down to it, you know there are bigots. There are people that just want to hate, period. No matter what. Right?"

Tom Facts
Tom started wearing braces in 2002. He removes them during filming.
When he was 7, he was diagnosed as dyslexic. He claims Scientology helped him overcome it.

Tom's real name: Thomas Mapother.
According to RadarMagazine.com, before Cruise started dating Katie Holmes, he invited actress Scarlett Johansson to a Scientology center where he showed her literature about the church. "After two hours of proselytizing," according to the website, "Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingénue politely excused herself."

In 1997, Cruise and other big time Hollywood entertainers took out an international newspaper ad denouncing Germany for resorting to the same totalitarian tactics against Scientologists that the country used against the Jews under Hitler during the 1930s.
If Cruise and Katie Holmes wed, each of his wives will have been eleven years younger than the last. (Mimi Rogers, b. 1956; Nicole Kidman, b. 1967; Katie Holmes, b. 1978)

Tom Quotes on Psychiatry
"I've never agreed with psychiatry, ever."
"You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do."

"There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance."
"There's ways of vitamins and through exercise and various things."
"When you talk about emotional, chemical imbalances in people, there is no science behind that."
"People go for help, but their lives don't get better because of those [psychiatric] drugs. They get worse. They feel numb and they're told that's a good thing. It's how you degrade a society -- by drugging the piss out of it."

Other Celebs On Tom
Dave to Katie: "So this must be a very exciting time for you. You're in love with Tom Cruise, and Tom, as far as we can tell, has gone nuts." - David Letterman to Katie Holmes on the Late Show
"Dear Tom Cruise, Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didn’t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds? Please, I’m crying out for help." - Alton Brown, Food Network host of Good Eats and Iron Chef America
"Note to Tom Cruise: You are maxing out. Wearing out the welcome. Becoming less the tolerable and moderately talented and mildly likable megastar and more like an itchy boil on the deranged ferret of popular culture, requiring lancing." - Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
"Fame is like death: We will never know what it looks like until we've reached the other side. Then it will be impossible to describe and no one will believe you if you try. For now, all the conjecture is on our side of the media fence. And lately it has put Tom Cruise one spoke behind Michael Jackson on the freak wheel." - Sloane Crosley, Village Voice
"If vitamins and exercise alone explain why Tom Cruise is so, um, knowledgeable and well-grounded, pass the Prozac." - Chicago Tribune
"It's a sign of the celebrity-market bubble that a bona fide, top-gun movie star has to make such a spectacle of himself just to stand out from the crowd. There's such a glut of celebrities that they'll soon have to begin storing the surplus in silos in Iowa." - Eugene Robinson, Washington Post.
"Whether we can still suspend disbelief, or whether all we can think about while watching him act is L. Ron Hubbard and Oprah will be measured by his movie's grosses." - Marty Kaplan, Professor of Communications, University of Southern California.
"Tom and Katie got engaged on Friday and, once again, the media somehow found out about it. If we promise to go see 'War of the Worlds,' will you please make this stop?" - Jimmy Kimmel
"His true believer zeal is in-your-face in every single interview now. Haven't we already been through this with Mel Gibson?" - Paige Newman, Movies Editor, MSNBC
"Is it fair to expect Cruise to behave "normal"? When you're surrounded by yes-men telling you that every decision you make is correct — and have the millions to prove it — how could you possibly be expected to be normal? Just ask Michael Jackson." - Paige Newman
"I'll never quite be able to see Cruise the same way. It will take more than Cruise's power of positive thinking to bring back the nice guy with the megawatt smile. Now, he's the zealot who jumps on Oprah's couch like a love-crazed monkey and lectures America about our nasty pharmaceutical habits." - Paige Newman.
"Do whatever you have to to never have a heart attack around Tom Cruise, cause he would just use his medical expertise to put some duct tape on your chest and give you some gumdrops. And then he would convince you that the defibrillator and paramedics who later saved your life really didn't save your life. Just like people who improve on meds like Stratera and Ritalin haven't really improved on meds like Stratera and Ritalin." - The Superficial.com
"His extreme bliss about brand-new girl-pal Katie Holmes was awkward and forced and just really weird. Yet you gave him a pass by not following up when he wouldn't really explain how he and Katie met or when he basically said he hadn't noticed his child was biracial or when he just laughed for five minutes straight. And finally, you didn't ask, "Why the hell are you jumping around like a crazy person, Tom?" - E Online
.................. is he nuts? I'm leaning towards yes myself..... What do you think?
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Saturday, 6 June 2009
....WTF.............June 6 is the Scientology holiday of Maiden Voyage Anniversary............
Yup - OT stands for Operating Thetan........... Am I the only who thinks the Romulans are invading every time I read this?
To see what this means go here at Wikipedia.
So apparently they all get on this boat and go for a cruise and celebrate becoming a new type of Scientologist alien or some shit like that.

Meanwhile........... you just know THIS conversation between these two goes something along the lines of..........................
Will - "Okay - You be lubed up and ready for me in the sauna at 9 and don't bring Katie this time! - she puts me off my stroke!"
Tommy girl - "Gocha!!"

Enjoy some Scientology shits and giggles......








And now - all joking aside..... this is sad... and they say it ain't a cult............. yup ....... and Hitler was just giving everyone a REST as those little camps of his.

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