Tuesday, 1 September 2009

........WTF........ Madonna .............................. *shrug*...................


.............can we all just get the fuck over Madonna already?

She's just a woman - yes, she had some great songs and amazing albums - I was rocking along with her in the 90's at clubs after I came out - but lately ................. shrug.................... she's tired.





Covers and rip off mixes. The whole Kabbalah "Esther" thing - And let's face it.......... she looks horrific scary....... this is what I imagine Skeletor looks like when he takes off the mask.





Sorry gays - I don't get it :(



19 comments:

MAC said...

Don't ask any questions and follow my directions. Pack your belongings immediately. You will hear a knock at the door in exactly 20 minutes. A man in a black suit (Armani of course) will take you to an undisclosed location (most likely a tropical location). You will not have contact with your friends or family. You are now a part of "The Gays" protection program. You will now go by the the name of Ritchie Leon. This is to ensure your continued safety and well-being.

If you choose not to follow these directions, a group of angry Madonna drag queens will hunt you down and scratch your eyes out.

You have been warned.

Damien said...

MAC - I do appreciate the assistance and clear - succinct - instructions.

Cheers
Damien

I mean...............

Ritchie ...... yes ......... Ritchie

Thank G-d I'm at least going somewhere tropical.

The Mutant said...

I like the music. I liked it more around the Ray of Light and American Life era, however the bitch scares the fuck out of me. If she came within 50 feet of me I'd most likely bolt for the hills. Bitch needs a lesson on healthy body image.

Anonymous said...

I respectfully disagree.

No, wait....I just disagree.

(sits quietly as Ming files Kevin's nails into sharp points)

queer heaven said...

....... and I thought I was the only Queer that thought the same way you do! What a relief to know I am not crazy!

joe*to*hell said...

i wiull say nothing. MAC said it all too well. genius, MAC.

damien, i forgive you

The Mistress said...

Reminds me of a bad experience I had with a bucket of KFC.

Simon said...

I was so pissed off after reading your post, but I laughed out loud when I read MAC's comment. Damien, that's an example of wit, you're just being mean. Bring on the drag queens!

Damien said...

WELL ! - so THATS what I gotta do to get you bitches to say something LOL

Seriously - it is my opinion - if you guys choose to worship at madges feet I will support and respect your decision.

I just wont - not anymore.

Simon - you say Im mean when you model yourself on Simon Cowley???

MJ - LMAO

JoeToHell - I dont need your forgiveness - just the respect of a difference of opinon.

QH - Rest easy there big fella.

Kevin - you arent in my happy books right now mister so you should probably be a little quieter in the corner thank you Mister.

Mutt - so with you mate.

P&T - All her great stuff is in the 90's I believe - that was when she was groundbreaking.

joe*to*hell said...

I respect everyones opinion. when they share mine

hahaha. come on laugh!

well we can't expect her to stop existing because her beat days are behind her. just because the newer stuff is lame doesnt mean she should be garbo. even the beatles sucked at the end.

that said, if you start saying you think some pathetic thing like Mariah scary is making quality music, I will slice you from muff to tit.

kiss

Wonder Man said...

I agree...She is over

Anonymous said...

not in the happy books? what in madonna's name did i do?

(ming buffs nails to a steely shine)

joe*to*hell said...

people, do NOT get me started here....

i love the "she is over" comment

i heard that before...when was that? oh. 84, then 85, 86, 87.....fast forward, will you?.96, 97...2004, 05, 06....

this argument is as old as time. and what i love more than life itself...is that by you all carrying on like this and saying she is over actually proves quite the opposite.

over? "over" is prince. "over" is janet jackson. "over" is anyone who wouldnt be worthy of anyone's time to comment on a blog.

Damien said...

Joe 1 - Mariah Scarey is just foul. Vocal Gymnastics and that pouty look at my breasts and not my fat tummy - yecch.

WM - *I* think so - but we are a diverse community with diverse opinions (Jesus how pc was THAT?!)

Kevin - you asked for a vid shout out - which I did - and never posted a link on your blog after you said you would - tsk tsk - not nice fella - not nice.....

Joe - I appreciate where you are coming from really - yes she still has the ability to polarise people's view - but as an artist - I dont know..... Im lost where Madonna is concerned - it doesnt have the BUZZ for me like she used to.

Anonymous said...

First of all I do not understand the «fan» thing. I love and admire the work of several artists but I do not care about their lives. An artist is what an artist does only.

Second, the world of pop music is shallow and should stay that way. It's greatness comes exactly from that. When it tries to «send out a message» is when it gets ridiculous. What kind of person has epiphanies from pop music?

Third, I also do not get the Madonna obsession. I do not have a thing against her as a person or as an artist. But there is much more people deserving the epitaph of Diva, take Amanda Lear for example. Older than Madonna and looking like she is her younger chic sister.

Fourth, people say that Madonna did great things for the gay community. I am not sure that. It seems an elliptical question: if she did not pleased the gay community that were a great part of her public, would she continue to be famous? But even admitting that she did, what is her contribution compared to people like Lou Reed, Andy Warhol, Serge Gainsbourg, Gore Vidal or Harvey Milk?

Not I might be needing Mac's protection program...

Anonymous said...

Errata: Now instead of Not.

[Sorry, English it is not my mother tongue]

Anonymous said...

Sorry bout that. it must have completely slipped my mind.

you coulda just sent me a reminder email instead of stewing over it.

Damien said...

Yes Kevin I could have - but you are usually so stupendous with your blog I didnt think I would have to.

Apologies to the Lisper :)

Damien said...

Fabulastic

You English is really good and your point is a very pertinent one.

We can fixate on the wrong things at times.