Tuesday, 8 June 2010

.......................10 Celebs I Would ........... & Would Not Do..............


................the 10 Celebs I would do...............


................................................Zachary Quinto ............ geekalicious.................


..............................................................Vin Diesel.............................. shut up..................


.............................................................Kike Martin................ so loverly..............


.....................................................Patrick Stewart ............. but only in his Uniform "Engage !".............


.....................................................Matthew Mitcham .......... proud Aussie homo diver...........


................................................................Lewis Hamilton............. F1 driver and hottie..........


.................................................. Jakey G.................... obviously...........................


........................................................ Heath Ledger...................................................... RIP.........


.......................................................Richard "The Hamster" Hammond......... Top Gear presenter......


.........................................................Chris Evans...................... Flaming Hot as The Torch..........



................................now the 10 I would NOT do............................


............................................................Travolta............. Scientology revolting......................


............................................... Justin Bieber & Usher............. underage lesbian........ and gross (and I like black men........ go figure) ..............


........................................................ Levi Johnston........... tainted goods..............................


..............................................Lindsay Lohan.............. even if I **was** str8 - I'd go for a farm animal instead.....................


.......................................Mr McC ............... hot.......................... but he smells............ really bad apparently...........................


..........................................................Perez Hilton........................... 'nuff said..................


...........................................................President Sarkozy................................. Is it just me or does he seem to be chanelling The Omen in every picture taken of him?............. "Put the dog down Damien!" .................................


..................................................The Pratt Dude.............. Spencer I think his name is........... douche..................... that is all.............................


.....................................................Tom Cruise........................ do you really need me to explain this one? ....................................


.........................................................Wilmer Valderrama..................... he poked Lohan.............. *errrk* ............ sorry.......... just threw up in my mouth a little bit...........


.................who would you / would not do 2 Centers???? .............

Shalom

Damien
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7 comments:

MJ said...

Have you given any thought to the logistics?

Would you do them all at once in one massive orgy or make them take a number and wait their turn?

Cubby said...

Do:
Tom Selleck
George Clooney
Matt Damon
Steven Speilberg
Viggo Mortensen
Sean Bean
Tiki & Ronde Barber (twins)
Chris Daughtry
Eric Bana
Robert Downey Jr.


Not Do:
Robin Williams
Taylor Lautner
Paul Giamatti
Tobey Maguire
Donald Trump
Hayden Christensen
Leo DiCaprio
Shia LaBeouf
Zac Efron
Bret Michaels

emcitychris said...

Well that leaves Levi for me, he's fucking durty hot! I'd bend him over and take him for a ride any day!

truthspew said...

Diesel looks like he'd be a good fuck! Of course when he speaks using his natural voice you gotta watch out for the falling purses.

So too Levi although he's one you gotta hit soon because that ass isn't going to last long.

Michael Rivers said...

I totally agree with your "do" list (well, I might remove Patrick Stewart). Otherwise, I'm in!

Wonder Man said...

Zac Efron is a no

Mechad Brooks is a yes

Maybe you could do a list of bloggers

Damien Oz said...

Mistress MJ - orgy - me the only bottom - barrell of lube - mandatory copious amounts of alcohol (Ill get warm after all and need some .... liquids).

Cubby - you wouldnt do Tay-Tay Lautner?? I would totally do it - just not admit to it....... I have SOME dignity left after all.

Chris - I'd like to watch that .... and film it actually :)

Truthspew - you just KNOW Kathy Griffin was hitting Levi in the ass with the BIG strap on.

MR - But its captain picard - he can "Engage my fat hairy jew arse" any day !! :) - geek crush

WM - Efron doesnt even get consideration - *shudder*