Tuesday 8 June 2010

.......................10 Celebs I Would ........... & Would Not Do..............


................the 10 Celebs I would do...............


................................................Zachary Quinto ............ geekalicious.................


..............................................................Vin Diesel.............................. shut up..................


.............................................................Kike Martin................ so loverly..............


.....................................................Patrick Stewart ............. but only in his Uniform "Engage !".............


.....................................................Matthew Mitcham .......... proud Aussie homo diver...........


................................................................Lewis Hamilton............. F1 driver and hottie..........


.................................................. Jakey G.................... obviously...........................


........................................................ Heath Ledger...................................................... RIP.........


.......................................................Richard "The Hamster" Hammond......... Top Gear presenter......


.........................................................Chris Evans...................... Flaming Hot as The Torch..........



................................now the 10 I would NOT do............................


............................................................Travolta............. Scientology revolting......................


............................................... Justin Bieber & Usher............. underage lesbian........ and gross (and I like black men........ go figure) ..............


........................................................ Levi Johnston........... tainted goods..............................


..............................................Lindsay Lohan.............. even if I **was** str8 - I'd go for a farm animal instead.....................


.......................................Mr McC ............... hot.......................... but he smells............ really bad apparently...........................


..........................................................Perez Hilton........................... 'nuff said..................


...........................................................President Sarkozy................................. Is it just me or does he seem to be chanelling The Omen in every picture taken of him?............. "Put the dog down Damien!" .................................


..................................................The Pratt Dude.............. Spencer I think his name is........... douche..................... that is all.............................


.....................................................Tom Cruise........................ do you really need me to explain this one? ....................................


.........................................................Wilmer Valderrama..................... he poked Lohan.............. *errrk* ............ sorry.......... just threw up in my mouth a little bit...........


.................who would you / would not do 2 Centers???? .............

Shalom

Damien
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5 comments:

The Mistress said...

Have you given any thought to the logistics?

Would you do them all at once in one massive orgy or make them take a number and wait their turn?

Cubby said...

Do:
Tom Selleck
George Clooney
Matt Damon
Steven Speilberg
Viggo Mortensen
Sean Bean
Tiki & Ronde Barber (twins)
Chris Daughtry
Eric Bana
Robert Downey Jr.


Not Do:
Robin Williams
Taylor Lautner
Paul Giamatti
Tobey Maguire
Donald Trump
Hayden Christensen
Leo DiCaprio
Shia LaBeouf
Zac Efron
Bret Michaels

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with your "do" list (well, I might remove Patrick Stewart). Otherwise, I'm in!

Wonder Man said...

Zac Efron is a no

Mechad Brooks is a yes

Maybe you could do a list of bloggers

Damien said...

Mistress MJ - orgy - me the only bottom - barrell of lube - mandatory copious amounts of alcohol (Ill get warm after all and need some .... liquids).

Cubby - you wouldnt do Tay-Tay Lautner?? I would totally do it - just not admit to it....... I have SOME dignity left after all.

Chris - I'd like to watch that .... and film it actually :)

Truthspew - you just KNOW Kathy Griffin was hitting Levi in the ass with the BIG strap on.

MR - But its captain picard - he can "Engage my fat hairy jew arse" any day !! :) - geek crush

WM - Efron doesnt even get consideration - *shudder*