Monday, 15 June 2009

.......................The INTIMATE meme - yes....... one more.........

.........and I was doing so well.

Saw this over at Fair View Sue and if the Lady Sue was brave enough to do it then so could I ;)

Here we go.........

I have put in bold things I've done.

Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5 - who hasn't?
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $15
Vandalized something -- $20
Beat up someone -- $30 - in high school - my one and only time I defended myself.
Done something you regret -- $10
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $30
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Ever drive drunk -- $50 - once - too scary to repeat.
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Stole something -- $10.
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $30
Been arrested -- $30
Spent time in jail -- $50
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Crossed dressed -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $10
Got oral -- $10
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 - Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $20
Hit on someone while at work -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work while working -- $50
Given money to stripper -- $10
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Had sex at church -- $50 - does outside a church count?
Had sex for money -- $100
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $40 - I am lucky he is with me even now :)
Had a threesome -- $50
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 - we called it home entertainment.
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $20
Had anal sex -- $40
Made a nasty home video -- $40
Had sex with someone 10 years older - $20
Had sex with someone 10 years younger -- $30
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $100
Lied to your mate -- $15
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Cheated on your significant other -- $50.
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $100 - it was a really long time ago and it was a means to an end.

DON'T FORGET TO REPOST WITH YOUR DOLLAR AMOUNT

My grand total is: $840 out of a possible $1500.

5 comments:

Sue said...

Hmm. Having sex for money and being with someone under 21 really puts you up there. Thanks for doing the meme!

You've never smoked pot?

The Mistress said...

How much did you earn?

I think you should sell raffle tickets on your blog and the highest bidder gets to have their way with you.

Damien said...

Sue - never smoked pot - ive done pot tea and pot cookies - but never smoked. & I was 29 and he was 19 - yup - and it was good.

MJ - i earned a lot - thats all im saying - and i am too old and flabby to raffle myself now LOL

The Mutant said...

If you did raffle yourself I'd buy tickets, lots of 'em!

In the end your value wasn't too bad, I surprised myself, considering how morally bankrupt I am I only scored $805... but I'm not telling you how!

Damien said...

Mutt - we love having you as a visitor to our little corner of the blogverse :)