.........Stolen Monday Meme........ of a Stolen Monday Meme.....

......... for a clearer explanation - see HERE at My 2 Cents - the evil twin of me :)

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you. Jimmy Swaggart - my stomach just churned.

2. Where was your first kiss? On my wee wee.

3. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? If yes, why? Those homeless ladies down the road that keep asking for change - No is NO people.

4. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? When? Christmas carols when I was 7. It was a hit in the living room.

5. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? A pulse - doesn't have to be regular - just strong when it's there.

6. What really turns you off? When they talk.

7. What is your biggest mistake? Leaving a witness.

8. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Only to dull the pain - "It puts the vodka in it's glass - it does it whenever it's told".

9. Say something totally random about yourself. My stretch marks all radiate TOWARDS my centre line.

10. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Not since that unfortunate "Brad Garrett" remark.

11. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? I would - but they made me sign a form.

12. Are you comfortable with your height? Yes - I'm at the perfect height for a truly spectacular throat punch.

13. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? Ignored the stretch marks.

14. When do you know it’s love? When they bathe the stretch marks.

15. What’s something that really annoys you? Stretch marks.