Tuesday, 1 June 2010

...........Stolen Meme of a Stolen Meme Monday...........

.....................OK - so it's Tuesday Oz time - sue me.

I'm home and not well - don't get on my bad side bitches............

Hope this gives you a giggle - as always - see the original HERE..............

1. Real First Name: Damien .................... as in Omen.

2. Birthday: The Ides Of March - and none of you bitches got me anything ... PFft !.

3. Where do you live: In the middle of the Gay Triangle of Inner City Brisbane Oz. I'd give you my address - but between my cadre of hookers and group of committed stalkers there is scant room for you on the footpath oustide my apartment.

4: What are you studying/What are you working as: I'm studying to be a self-medicating alcoholic like my idol Anastasia Beaverhausen - Im working at convincing you all to buy advertising space on my blog.

5. What makes you happy: Yet another hooker buzzing me from downstairs to deliver my cut.

6. What are you listening to now/have listened to last: Currently listening to the hawkers of my hookers downstairs - last listened the headboard of the cute gay couple upstairs banging against the shared wall. They seem to be very energetic..

7. What is particularly good/bad about your blog:There is nothing bad about this blog. What would be GOOD about this blog is if you bought some advertising space - would it kill you ??

8. An interesting fact about you: Back when I was a dancer I could get my legs behind my head and STILL couldn't give myself a bj................ talk about oh so close.......

9. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment: I am in love with the hubby - as is proper - I have a huge crush on the French / Syrian waiter at my local Sunday brunch hang out - yeah he knows it - I'm still waiting for that free latte tho..........

10. Favorite place to be: Face down in a plate of bacon and eggs gouging on the goodness.

11. Favorite lyric: "I've been to paradise but I've ........... never been in me". Or something like that...................

12. Best time of the year: Summer - long hot days - long hot nights - lots of hookers making money - BOOYAAAHH !!!!.

13. Weirdest food you like: Cookies made by stalkers - they beat the crap out of Girl Guide Cookies!! - Its probably the special sugar the stalkers put on em.

1. A film:
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Savannah at it's most decadent. Love that town - love those Savannah hookers. They have manners and say please before they mug you - *blush*
2. A book: Idiots Guide to Hooking - got all the tips and picks.
3. A song: "im a little teapot" - I connect with the "shout and stout" part.
4: A band: Anything Eurotrash. I love bad 80's electronica partnered with silver lame.

1. One thing you like about a blogger that you have not met:
His Bad Dad attitude - Mr Scott - you know who you are!
2. Two things you like about yourself: my huge IQ and my lack of a gag reflex.
3. Name three things that you need in a lover: strong pulse, lack of IQ, ability to follow direct commands.

............................I'm going back to bed now.


Anonymous said...

It's funny because I just did a post about the Ides of March...and now I feel awkward...

Wonder Man said...

no gag reflexes? you are a catch

Damien said...

Fab - its all good :)

WM - you have no idea mister :))))

Stan said...

I love that movie too "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil." Reminds me of my years of living in Atlanta and my trips down to Savannah. I got a kick out of everybody when I opened my mouth to speak. "Damn Yankee!" Love that town!

Anonymous said...

Fun profile, D. Did you get the one I sent you?

Travis said...

Oh SNAP, I live in the gay triangle of inner city Brisbane too.

Are you absolutely positive that you have no room in your schedule for another dedicated stalker?


Damien said...

Travis- OMFG - now that there are TWO of us here - we qualify for a blog-meet LOL

Shall you book out the City Hall or shall I ???

Travis said...

LOL. Yay to not being the only gay in the village.

I've emailed Campbell (ie- Newman)in regards to his hosting of the first annual "Gay Blogging Gala", in the grandest of the reception halls. Still awaiting reply.