Wednesday, 10 August 2011

..........2 Go Away....................Dear Reality TV.........

...........I am tired and wish to never see again;

-A "miraculous" transformation of a perfectly normal woman into a cross between a dollar-fifty hooker and Amanda LePore.....

-Yet another room "zzuzzed up" with the use of neutral tones, a tampon and a throw pillow.....

-A bunch of Genre-Wives acting like the biploar alcoholics they truly are.....

-A bunch of Gays who are only A-List coz you say they are and yet are unheard of outside New York.....

-A group of has-been celebrities attempting to reignite their careers by exposing their addictions...thus cheapening the trials of those who ACTUALLY are trying to beat their addiction.....

-Anything that deals with "exploring" read "sensationalising" the antics of a group of cultural morons - yes I mean Jorsey Shore and K-Town......

-Anything that has Chef Ramsey in it ..... Abusive and foul mouthed with a penchant for swearing at ppl in French and somehow thinking that makes him cool.....

-Anything dealing with a cook-off....I love food television and even *I* am sick of watching "the housewife with no life" make good every time.....

-Any talent show with a 9 yr old child singing "I Will Always Love You".....

-The televising of childrens pageants...... These children have suffered .... that means I don't have to .......

-Anything that allows Far Right Republicans and Far Left Liberals near a microphone.....

-Anything that involves Brady Barr - how is it that some animal hasn't taken him out yet?.....

-That annoying and shocking stereotype of a Joisey Manimal that is the Cake Boss.... Again, why hasn't some mafia guy taken him out?....ok.. that was a bit harsh.... just kneecap his ass.....

That is all................back to your regular programming now.................

There is no talent left in TV...........*sigh*

D

4 comments:

Jeff said...

all the TV execs are doing is 'giving the people what they want', just like the colossseum spectacles in ancient Rome. Not much has changed in the last few millenia, nor has the maturity or intellectual capacity of 'the people.' (BTW, I'm not ashamed to say I LOVE the A-List, Judge Judy and Nate Berkus) :>)~

WickedGayBlog.com said...

What a great post D

Wonder Man said...

A lot of it can go

Prince Todd said...

I love you for this post!
And in response to Viktor...ALL of it can GO to HELL.
Reality television is the reason I no longer watch network television.