Showing posts with label 2 Go Away. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2 Go Away. Show all posts

Saturday, 22 December 2012

Open Letter to Justin Bieber...


Dear Justin Bieber


You are not black...



You are not James Dean reincarnated...



You are not a Rock Star...



You are not sexy...



You are - however - a very nice looking young lesbian who I'm sure is good to her Mom....



Now....

You've made your money....



You got your first ink.. (snicker)....


So please go home to Canada-Land....



Go back to college...



And study any of the following....


Doctor



Vet



Teacher




Please do something positive not only for yourself - but also for the rest of us....

You are hurting us.....




Please...Stop....

Thank you....

The World.



Saturday, 16 June 2012

2 Go Away - Chris Brown....

OK - so he beat up Rhianna - who stupidly has gone back to him - and now he starts an all out brawl in a nightclub where innocent people get hit in the head with bottles....


I'm sorry - but why does the black community embrace this loser ????  He is a woman beating thug with an ego that is completely out of sync with his talent - or lack thereof.

Go away............ now.

D
xox

2 Go Away - Adam Sandler.........


.............I'm not sure if he was EVER funny - I just want him to go away........ soon...
...How the hell does he keep getting funding for movies????

Shabbat Shalom

Damien
xox

Wednesday, 10 August 2011

..........2 Go Away....................Dear Reality TV.........

...........I am tired and wish to never see again;

-A "miraculous" transformation of a perfectly normal woman into a cross between a dollar-fifty hooker and Amanda LePore.....

-Yet another room "zzuzzed up" with the use of neutral tones, a tampon and a throw pillow.....

-A bunch of Genre-Wives acting like the biploar alcoholics they truly are.....

-A bunch of Gays who are only A-List coz you say they are and yet are unheard of outside New York.....

-A group of has-been celebrities attempting to reignite their careers by exposing their addictions...thus cheapening the trials of those who ACTUALLY are trying to beat their addiction.....

-Anything that deals with "exploring" read "sensationalising" the antics of a group of cultural morons - yes I mean Jorsey Shore and K-Town......

-Anything that has Chef Ramsey in it ..... Abusive and foul mouthed with a penchant for swearing at ppl in French and somehow thinking that makes him cool.....

-Anything dealing with a cook-off....I love food television and even *I* am sick of watching "the housewife with no life" make good every time.....

-Any talent show with a 9 yr old child singing "I Will Always Love You".....

-The televising of childrens pageants...... These children have suffered .... that means I don't have to .......

-Anything that allows Far Right Republicans and Far Left Liberals near a microphone.....

-Anything that involves Brady Barr - how is it that some animal hasn't taken him out yet?.....

-That annoying and shocking stereotype of a Joisey Manimal that is the Cake Boss.... Again, why hasn't some mafia guy taken him out?....ok.. that was a bit harsh.... just kneecap his ass.....

That is all................back to your regular programming now.................

There is no talent left in TV...........*sigh*

D