Dear Fred Phelps ...

As you claimed to be a man of G-d whilst alive, I thought it fitting that I write to you now as a fellow man of G-d upon your passing.

As you are now a spirit, you’ll be able to read this and everything else currently being written about you (at least if the rumours are true about our capabilities in the next world).

I would like to say that whilst I take no pleasure in any death, I do take comfort knowing that you yourself are no longer here.

 

Yours was a miserable life filled with hate and scorn. 

 

Yours was a miserable life adorned with colourful signs proclaiming what G-d does and does not like.

 

Yours was a miserable life in which much energy and money was spent on ruining the private lives of people who were suffering some of the most unforgiving of pains.

 

Yours was a miserable life in which G-d’s fury was what most comforted you at night.  Even though the Bible / Torah / Quran all overwhelmingly speak of G-ds love, not hate.

 

Yours was a miserable life where you taught your children and their children that hate was preferable and indeed “obligatory”.

 

Yours was a miserable life which could have been spent on such worthy Christian endeavours as The Poor, The Sick, and, The Outcast – just as that nice man Jesus did. (At least so I am told).

 

Yours was a miserable life that celebrated the death of those who courageously stood on the front line against those who would hurt us all – including you and your family.

 

Yours was a miserable life in which your protestations of “G-ds’ insight” only helped to hurt those of us who live a life of Faith.  Enemies lump us in the same basket after all.  Just like you did with me and mine.

 

Yours was a miserable life that rewarded you and your family with mocking from the masses.  Even from other Christians.

 

Yours was a miserable life that will now be analysed by the Highest Power you so ostentatiously and righteously proclaimed you represented.

 

Yours was a miserable life, and you deserve no less than a life eternal of misery in the world to come.

 

 

Best Regards,

The Jew Fag