....2 Peeved..... My Grievance List.......

....I find the following so annoying they make my butthole itch.... in a bad way.......

1.  Lack of Manners - Please, Thank You, Letting someone merge on the road as one should, Using your damn blinker when changing lanes, looking a customer in the eye - NONE of these should be optional.

 

2. Ryan Seacrest - He can't sing = he can't act = he has no talent = when is he going away???

 

3. Aryans.................. they hate Jews, Blacks, Latinos, Gays and basically anyone who isn't a Nazi sympathizer.. OH hang on........ aren't they called Republicans now???

4. Adam Sandler - ***WHY*** do they keep letting him make movies???

5. Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard - ignoring that she overthrew her Party Leader and Prime Minister in a way reminiscent of how the Liberals/Nations have done in the past - she squandered the opportunity of then being re-elected as the "First Female Prime Minister" - ineffectual, two faced, gay complacent, ignorant of many social issues - OUT!!

6. Wiggers / White people who speak black............. 'nuff said dawg...

7. People w no idea of Personal SPace .... like those who stand RIGHT up behind in you in line at the supermarket.  Ummm.... unless you're gonna start "getting busy" back there.... take ... a step... the fuck... back bozo....

8. Fundamentalists.......... of ANY religion....... gimme a gun - I'll fix 'em.... 

 

9. Uninformed voters who then turn around and bitch and moan about the people they elected ..... these morons shouldn't be allowed to breed let alone vote.....

10. Tony Abbot ..... speedo wearing vacuous ultra-conservative leader of our Liberal/National opposition who is most likely going to end up Prime Minister due to PM Julia Gillard's complete incompetence..... This guy makes Romney look progressive (Yes - the Liberal party over here is just like the Republicans of the USA - weird...)

 

11. Saggy Pants......... Unless they're used in the opening scene of a porn film - buy a belt and pull them up - I don't want to see your skidmarks and neither does anyone else.....

 

12. Mel Gibson........................ how much for a good sniper / assassin these days ?

 

13. Voluntary Victims .......... Feminists ("at least you don't have a glass ceiling" - oh boo hoo), poz martyrs (that small group of HIV positive people who believe they should be treated as a special class of gay men), Gay Victims ("You keep us as second class citizens" - yeah they do, so do something about it and call your local politician and tell them to work it out or get voted out - don't complain and then do nothing), African American / Ethnic Victims (again a small group of very vocal people with the "You white people keep us down" - How about stay in school, go to college / learn a trade, and stop blaming me for something that happened over 2 centuries ago?  I'm sorry it happened but opportunity DOES in fact now exist for all - chase after it - and if it is still being kept from you - get involved in an intelligent non-ghetto way WITHIN the process or shut the hell up!)....

(I know - I'm gonna get some mail from this one - truth hurts....)

14. Reality TV............. enough......... time for talent to come back into vogue please.......

 

15.  Madonna ......... great in her day.......... Skeletor now............

16. Douches on Grindr / Scruff / Mister / Blendr et al....... How can you write "THAT" profile when we KNOW you looked in a mirror bitch !!??...

 

17. Autotune........... you've heard me say this one many times before.... if you can't sing - you don't deserve a contract.... learn a trade....

 

18. Anonymous comments on blogs - grow some balls and tell us who you are.... 

 

19. Chip Packets 1/2 full........................ I do not wanna open up my just purchased brand new bag of Cheetohs / Twisties / Dorito's to see only half a pack....... bitch please have you SEEN my profile photo... do you THINK I WANT HALF A PACK !!!!!!

20. Bad Coffee............. Starbucks - you serve what can only be described as well-heated dirty dishwasher residue..... and Baristas who think being a Barista is COOL but have no clue how to make a good coffee.... yeah you're hot - but if your coffee sux I ain't coming back - especially at $5 a pop!!...

***whew*** - that feels better :)

What are YOUR pet peeves - leave em in the comments and I'll do a mega-post on them - do not hold back :)

Shalom and love to you all :)

Damo.

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....2 Peeved....Dear Customer Service Person/s......

I am sorry you hate your job.

I am sorry you have to serve me.

I am sorry I asked you where the fittings room were when it was my first time in your store.

I am sorry I didn't have the correct change and had to hand you a $50 note after just being at the ATM machine.

I am sorry I asked if you had something in my size.

I am sorry that having customers is such an inconvenience to you.

I am sorry that the thousand out of work people who would love your job don't have your job, you sorry little pouty piece of shit!!!!!!!

OH........ and I lied...... I am not sorry. You get paid for your job. Suck.. It... Up... Fucker....

The End.

....2 Peeved...... Things That Irk Me...........

.........These are just some of the things that make my butt itch and not in a good way........

• #1 is customer service - where the frak did it go??? SO sick of slaw jawed morons making me feel like I am putting them out by having them do their jobs??? Parents - fix your kids. Adults - if you don't like your job - get a different one but stop sneering at me when I simply want you to do what you are paid to do.
• #2 is the state of driving - or more importantly how BAD people are on the road these days. EVERYONE has road rage - NO ONE has manners.......................
• #3 is the disappearance of civility - if any of you know where civility is lying - probably drunk or bashed unconscious in some ditch somewhere - please let the authorities know. PLEASE. THANK YOU. EXCUSE ME. SHOULD NOT BE OPTIONAL. Manners are what keep us human.
• #4 is smoking / smokers - I'm sorry that your habit is killing you but would you mind very much just letting it KILL YOU AND NOT ME !!! -DO NOT light up when I am standing at a bus stop please. I hate it when there are ten people at a bus stop and the ONE smoker has to light up and blow it all over other people. Again - where are the manners?
• #5 is our shame of nudity - I am flummoxed that as a society we now instill in our children that if you are nude it is a shameful thing. When I was a kid skinny dipping wasn't something that we frowned upon. MIXED skinny dipping was, which you can understand. In the change room very few of us hid anything - NO ONE CARED! - I matured faster than the other boys so my pubes and bigger dick was a badge of manhood. I loved it.
• #6 is pickers - you know, those people who go around and raid the solid stuff like furniture and knick knacks that are left for solid waste removal days. Now granted - some of those people are down and out and have NO other way of getting stuff - but some of them are just vultures. It's called WASTE for a reason people - stop being cheap - especially when you know you can afford new - one of my Aunts (who I never talk to) does this and it just disgusts me.
• #7 gays who tell other gays to MAN UP - you know what - I'll man up when you SHUT UP FOOL !! It's called diversity for a reason. You don't have to be camp. BUT you don't get to tell others not to be camp. It doesn't do anything for me - but it isn't my place or yours to tell someone how to act / live / be. So why don't YOU man the fuck up and have some respect for the difference of others ya great bigot.
• #8 is BULLIES - I'm sorry you have a small penis / low IQ / lack of self esteem / abusive relative et al - but you know what - you doing to others what has been done to you does not make you a man or strong or a survivor - it makes you a thug. A feckless, spineless, amoral, cowardly thug. And you are an abhorrence.
• #9 Militant Lesbians - Now this is something that TOTALLY freaks me the frak out - what is EVIL about being a man? Or - most accurately - a gay man? The lesbians that actively hate gay man are total anathema to me. I just don't get it. I don't hate you because you have a vagina and don't like the peen - actually, you and I should be allies - so why do you hate me and mine? Unfathomable.
• #10 parents who refuse to discipline their children - I'm sorry but time out is NOT discipline. Taking away their possessions - their freedom - and yes, given them a spanking IS discipline. Time out is shirking your responsibility. Oh and do not give me the "it leads to violence against children" - violence against children is violence - disciplining a child is doing what has been done for thousands of years.
• #11 is the body fascist gays - Yes I have a gut. Yes I have more girth than you. No it does not make me less than you. What makes me less is the sorrow you make me feel that in spite of my hard work and goals - YOU think I don't measure up.
• #12 OPEC - stop rising oil prices. Please. All it does is make the rest of the world hate you even more.
• #13 Anderson Cooper - Hottie silver fox just stop refuting it. You don't have to publicly come out. But just don't say anything, rather than saying you aren't. Its' ok CooCoo - we know.
• #14 Fast food NEVER looking like it does in the advertising - look at the posters - look at the slop in your hands - WTF?
• #15 life insurance / funeral insurance advertising - makes me wanna kill myself
• #16 blog visitors who don't like what you blog - go elsewhere :) - even if I think you are cute - if you don't like what I blog - say bye bye and gracefully move on - that's what I do.

What are your peeves? Keen to hear - will post them.

Shalom

Damien
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