Anon Commenters Make Me Vomit...

So an "Anon" commenter left this little gem on my piece about "The Scary Part Of Me"...

Anonymous said...

When I found your blog, it had my interest. However, with your "bump" blog I am concerned for the people around you. So much so that I no longer wish to read. With this blog you seem violent and adamant that you will not/ can not change.

Dear Mr Anon.  No I am not violent.  If you had taken the time to read AND comprehend my piece - clearly an effort for you - you would have viewed the piece as it was, an exploration of my broken brain that is the residence of The Monster that is my depression.

No.  I am not a monster.  No I am not going to go postal on my family or those around me.  "The Monster" puts those images and impulses in my broken brain.  *I* as a human being who has both care and concern for those around me would never do it. 

*You* on the other hand are a tool who felt empowered by the moniker of "Anonymous" to try to say something shocking about me, and yet, all it really did was highlight your own ignorance.

So yes - thank you for leaving my blog - I don't need you here.  Unfortunately, this means that you probably will now bug someone else with your ignorance.  Happy day for me.  Not so happy for the next person.

Oh.... and no, I wouldn't even hit you for bumping me.  I might kick your arse for being a moron.  But that's just a happy day out for me.

Fuck off.

D
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The "Mr Anonymous" Of The Blog World.....

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..... The Hater................ a much maligned sub-set-species of homo sapien and obsessive follower of the homo-blogger....


Most of us bloggers have one.  If you're Scott over at Bill In Exile... you frequently have MANY - Scott, however, is possessed of an IQ of at least 160 and a bitchy smackdown that frequently means a Haters' first visit is their last.....

I have my own here.  I call him Mr Sad........ He is the guy who - almost always - is the only person who clicks 'Sad' on posts of mine that are anything but.

I also seem to have a new one.  My how I'm growing as a blogger.. ONE hater is usually enough but TWO??? I'm plutzing.... really. 

I feel particularly impressed that my new hater - who coincidentally first tried to bitch me out at Scott's blog - apparently hates for one thing and one alone... my "thud" joke.

Its the whole "OMG he is so hot he's giving me a heart attack....ERK !....**thud**"

Not that funny.  Not exactly un-funny.  Just something I do. 

Mr Anonymous-Thud-Hater seems to take great offence to it.  I'm not sure why.  Maybe he actually DID have a heart attack due to someone's hotness once and my continued use of the joke causes him flashbacks?

Maybe he is so hot his hotness accidentally killed someone and again, my use of the joke causes flashbacks not unlike a 'Nam cold sweat?

Maybe Mr Anonymous-Thud-Hater is secretly Frank who lives above a 7-11 somewhere with his mum and only ventures outside (and never in the sunlight) to restock on Cheese-whip and Slushies??

Maybe Mr Anonymous-Thud-Hater is actually yet another one of those miserable, bitterness overflowing people who are so joyless that the only way they can get their kicks is to go on peoples' blogs and make disparaging and/or tastelessly hateful remarks against someone who is just putting themselves out there and having a little fun with it?

Maybe My Anonymous-Thud-Hater - after making one of the aforementioned remarks - sits back and repeatedly revisits his remarks - exulting in his handy-work by chewing his bitter boastings over and over like a bovine regurgitating the cud.

Maybe Mr Anonymous-Thud-Hater needs to open the curtains - take a good look in the mirror - and see himself for what he is - a faceless, childish, jaded little coward.

Who knows - by doing so he may actually see something more than that within and attempt to recapture some semblance of joy??



Probably not.

Sad.

Shalom

Damien
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....I'm A Barebacking Hypocrite...........

..........apparently.

I just got lambasted by some anonymous douche coz I said a vid on a site I was surfing at the time was hot - and it was a barebacking vid.

So ........... Mr Anonymous...... here we go........ you might wanna strap yourself in.

(1) You picked the WRONG week to tackle me on this one.

&

(2) Here is my honest to G-d stance on barebacking.

Number One first...... You anonymous people just make me puke.... get some cojones and get a fucking profile ya small cocked whining bitch.

Number Two - if you have READ MY FUCKING BLOG YA ANON ASSWIPE you would know that I have a very simple stance on barebacking...

If you bareback - routinely - you will get HIV at some point - FACT. However, I am not the condom police and I am not here to tell others what to do. But if you are going to risk your life - and potentially the lives of others - you might want to to talk to a doctor - or a person living with HIV - to know what sort of consequences your actions could result in.

Me - I LOVE IT!!!

I do - I love the feel of an ass sliding down my dick au naturel. I love the feeling. I love the spontaneity. I love the ease of not having to put up with lubes or condoms that burn or leave a rash coz of the compounds used in them. I LOVE IT ALL !!

But that's me - in a monogamous relationship. It's a luxury - I'll grant that.

Now..................... so we are VERY CLEAR.......

MY CHOICE IS MY CHOICE - YOUR CHOICE IS YOUR CHOICE - 'OWN' YOUR CHOICE THOUGH...... Talk to people.... know the risks..... know what the AFTER is like ..... and think carefully about what a little HOT FUN may do to a FULL LIFE......

And yeah - I love bareback porn - why............ Coz I do............

Meanwhile Mr Anonymous - the vid title had NO reference or inference in it to barebacking - so you must have watched the whole thing too.

So who's the hypocrite now ya double-standard piece of bird turd!

Excuse me whilst I go take a lie down.

Damien
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***UPDATE***

...Yes I realise this is another "angry" post - and that ppl have been worried about the rising level of anger on my blog.

I am going through a whole pile of shit right now that would have turned Mother Theresa into a bitch who would Zsa-Zsa every second person on the street.

And I'm a Clinical Depressive to add to the pile of shit.

So if you want "happy feely group hug" Damien from not that long ago - send me a "happy feely group hug" kind of topic suggestion and I will GLADLY do a post on something happy - *I* would like to do a post on something happy.

But if you think that right now calling me out on something is a good idea - I remind you that I am both an intelligent bitch, and the keeper of an extensive vocabulary - the very WORST of combinations.

And if that means I lose a few visitors - than quite frankly those people can kiss my fat, hairy, sweaty, Jew arse.

That's MY 2 Cents Worth on MY blog on quite frankly the week of hell in MY life.

Back to my lie down.

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........."Anonymous" Replies To My Post re The Canadian Seal Hunt......

"If you knew the scientific reason for the annual seal cull. In simple lament terms think too many seals in the oceans, seal eating and shitting in sea, the shit laden with parasites floating all over, fish eating with shit and parasites, parasites in the fish. parasites leach into the fish flesh. I believe it's called the food chain... Not very appetizing Eh! (did I say Eh! I guess I do)."


...................................Discuss................


***Update****

"i think it's interesting that you connect with the PETA blunt card, yet you abhor the annual seal hunt in canada.

hmmm....so it's okay to be humane only sometimes?

discuss.

(for the record, I am Canadian but I DON'T support the seal hunt.)"

.....................actually - I do abhor PETA because whilst it may have STARTED about the human treatment of animals, PETA have become an organisation more about celebrities and sensationalism. If it was up to the Directors of PETA - all of whom have been quoted as being FOR eco terrorism and against domestic pets - we would all be vegans who don't live in cities and live a tribal existence dying in our twenties from the common cold.

Yes - they are THAT bizarre.

The Seal Hunt is something completely different - the Seal Hunt is completely unnecessary and barbaric. End of story.

Now if you put the bong down and turn the porn off - go to Wikipedia and do a search on the food chain and how the REAL one works and not the "Im a pissy queen who will try to distort reality" comment that you made in the original post.

You can disagree with me - I think opposing views on a topic can lead to a full and frank multi-layered exploration of a topic.

Your comment, however, was ill-informed, ignorant and bordering on the ridiculous.

Cheers

Damien
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