Monday, 8 February 2010

...........Stolen Meme of a Stolen Meme Monday...........

...............for an explanation of where I stole this from go to HERE......

Now the meme....

Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? Yes - Coz my mum will kick your arse if you try to kiss her - she never leaves home without her razor.

When is it hard to kiss someone? When they're gagged and hanging upside down - gimp like................. So I've heard.

You’re trapped in a room with your most recent ex for three days, what do you do?
Wait till the fuckers asleep and start king hitting like a chulo bitch gang banger till the arsehole feels like I did when the cunt dumped me.

Does it matter to you if your significant other smokes? Nope - but he'll smoking alone if he does.

Have you ever regretted letting someone go? No - it makes me realise the "cage" isn't as secure as I thought.

Where would you go if you were butt naked and locked out of your house? The apartment complex pool. (a) It is cool and it's summer here in Oz, &, (b) the hotties in my complex are always in the pool - it's a win win.

Do you want to please everyone? I would - but that would be time away from me - and my jaw gets tired after a couple of hours.

Have you ever been called heartless? Sure - it's on my drivers license - gets me out of organ donation.

Someone calls you at 3:00 AM, who do you expect it to be? My cadre of hookers - and they have better had a busy night if they know what's good for them - I'm running out of room in the yard where I bury the bodies.

Does it matter if your significant other drinks? He drinks - I get better looking - another win win.

Could you go the rest of your life without doing drugs? Depends which drug. I kinda need to breathe being an asthmatic - and a lack of anti-depressant kinda makes me go postal at the most inappropriate times.

Which is better, amazing eyes or an amazing smile? I hood my boys - so they better have a good smile - I'm not putting "Damien Junior" in a gingivitis infested new home.

Are you easy to get along with? Sure - when I'm asleep - I working on the when I'm awake part ........... really hard ... coz someone loves me - very much.

Do you ever want to go to sleep and not wake up? Honestly - there have been several times - all seriously considered - no joke.

Are you shorter than your Mom? Are you making something of my mother??? Oh I KNOW you are not making something of my Mumma bitch - I will cut you like a fucker!!

Describe your life currently in one word: Fan-fucking-riffic.................. but improving - that's the main thing.

Are you on medication for anything? This is your first time here isn't it?

Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day? None - my thoughts are my own - they are the only possessions that I alone own. Stay out.

Are there things in your life that you will never be able to get over? Yes - but they are private and you don't need to know.

If you woke up naked next to the last person you kissed, what would your reaction be? (to husband) - "Did I over sleep AGAIN?!?!?!?!?"


Larry Ohio said...

The drivers license joke was too funny. I need to remember that one.

Anonymous said...

Great answers!! I learn something new every time I visit here!

Paul Benjamin said...

HAHA at the organ donation response! I used to think that I marked 'yes' that it would be an excuse for them to 'off' me, so they can steal my organs! haha

Damien said...

Larry - happy to make you smile.

MR - Thats my objective handsome :)

PB - LOL I used to think that too - I was such a dick :)

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