...............for an explanation of where I stole this from go to HERE......
Now the meme....
Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? Yes - Coz my mum will kick your arse if you try to kiss her - she never leaves home without her razor.
When is it hard to kiss someone? When they're gagged and hanging upside down - gimp like................. So I've heard.
You’re trapped in a room with your most recent ex for three days, what do you do?
Wait till the fuckers asleep and start king hitting like a chulo bitch gang banger till the arsehole feels like I did when the cunt dumped me.
Does it matter to you if your significant other smokes? Nope - but he'll smoking alone if he does.
Have you ever regretted letting someone go? No - it makes me realise the "cage" isn't as secure as I thought.
Where would you go if you were butt naked and locked out of your house? The apartment complex pool. (a) It is cool and it's summer here in Oz, &, (b) the hotties in my complex are always in the pool - it's a win win.
Do you want to please everyone? I would - but that would be time away from me - and my jaw gets tired after a couple of hours.
Have you ever been called heartless? Sure - it's on my drivers license - gets me out of organ donation.
Someone calls you at 3:00 AM, who do you expect it to be? My cadre of hookers - and they have better had a busy night if they know what's good for them - I'm running out of room in the yard where I bury the bodies.
Does it matter if your significant other drinks? He drinks - I get better looking - another win win.
Could you go the rest of your life without doing drugs? Depends which drug. I kinda need to breathe being an asthmatic - and a lack of anti-depressant kinda makes me go postal at the most inappropriate times.
Which is better, amazing eyes or an amazing smile? I hood my boys - so they better have a good smile - I'm not putting "Damien Junior" in a gingivitis infested new home.
Are you easy to get along with? Sure - when I'm asleep - I working on the when I'm awake part ........... really hard ... coz someone loves me - very much.
Do you ever want to go to sleep and not wake up? Honestly - there have been several times - all seriously considered - no joke.
Are you shorter than your Mom? Are you making something of my mother??? Oh I KNOW you are not making something of my Mumma bitch - I will cut you like a fucker!!
Describe your life currently in one word: Fan-fucking-riffic.................. but improving - that's the main thing.
Are you on medication for anything? This is your first time here isn't it?
Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day? None - my thoughts are my own - they are the only possessions that I alone own. Stay out.
Are there things in your life that you will never be able to get over? Yes - but they are private and you don't need to know.
If you woke up naked next to the last person you kissed, what would your reaction be? (to husband) - "Did I over sleep AGAIN?!?!?!?!?"